Broke Engine

A Foreign Uma at Tracen Academy. I'm trying my best.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Hey Umablr. kinda late on making an introduction for this account but I thought it'd be nice to get on. see how. everyone's doing i guess? Either way, the name's Broke Engine.

[a-future-for-all]

It was never paint. But the seed of doubt has been planted.

You'll never know now if the food you eat was secretly paint

…

I…

I don’t think I like the anons anymore…

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

hey atleast you'll never just try to take a bite out of an actual brick

[bunchesoflilies]

[Gleaming Lily, for whatever reason, has a large bag.]

[This bag is mostly filled with snacks and drinks plus two first aid kits- no I don’t know where she got those.]

[She checks through what’s in this bag another time.]

…mm, I dunno what else I could reasonably-

Eh, fuck it, we’re just running with this I guess.

[She picks up the bag proper to carry it.]

[And she brings it with her outside, to where the training tracks are.]

…so, yeah, guess I’m doing this.

Not my best decision, but I’m remarkably good at lacking self preservation instinct-

[And she heads off to try and see about figuring out where, exactly, her friend is.]

( @heartproblemsandhorsegirls )

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Thanks lils- uh. Maybe make better decisions though. Its started raining here...wherever here is.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Do you ever go somewhere and feel like...you've ended up in an entirely different place? I went to one of the training tracks on campus and started running but...it feels like the place stretched out. I've been running for awhile, and I can't find the finish.

[bunchesoflilies]

Okay Engine are you sure ‘cause that sounds just weird.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Yes I'm sure, I can't get off the track it just goes. it keeps going.

[bunchesoflilies]

…okay excuse me how the-

Is there anything ya think I could do here-?

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

...Iunno. maybe if I just. sit really still the problem will solve itself.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Do you ever go somewhere and feel like...you've ended up in an entirely different place? I went to one of the training tracks on campus and started running but...it feels like the place stretched out. I've been running for awhile, and I can't find the finish.

[like-a-bolt-of-white-lightning]

I turned a corner on Campus once and wound up at summer camp

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Thats strange. How DOES that happen actually?

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Do you ever go somewhere and feel like...you've ended up in an entirely different place? I went to one of the training tracks on campus and started running but...it feels like the place stretched out. I've been running for awhile, and I can't find the finish.

[bunchesoflilies]

Okay Engine are you sure ‘cause that sounds just weird.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Yes I'm sure, I can't get off the track it just goes. it keeps going.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Do you ever go somewhere and feel like...you've ended up in an entirely different place? I went to one of the training tracks on campus and started running but...it feels like the place stretched out. I've been running for awhile, and I can't find the finish.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Do you ever just rewatch old races for hours and hours on end and think 'wow they're pretty' and forget what you were actually trying to learn from the past in the first place

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

so why are you stealing eggmans flow

Felt like it lmao

[eyes-of-a-shining-star]

[Well, there's a man here.] [He smiles, and then he gives you an egg.] [Well, there isn't a man here.]

??????????????????????????

HUH???????????????????????????????

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Oh hey, its the egg guy the one who shows up behind a tree to give you an egg.

[bunchesoflilies]

I still dunno what these things do.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

They're eggs. Protein! Just...avoid any suspicious cats while you're carrying one, yeah?

[bunchesoflilies]

…girl do you think pink and yellow eye cats are common here.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Well, No. hence suspicious

[eyes-of-a-shining-star]

[Well, there's a man here.] [He smiles, and then he gives you an egg.] [Well, there isn't a man here.]

??????????????????????????

HUH???????????????????????????????

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Oh hey, its the egg guy the one who shows up behind a tree to give you an egg.

[bunchesoflilies]

I still dunno what these things do.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

They're eggs. Protein! Just...avoid any suspicious cats while you're carrying one, yeah?

[eyes-of-a-shining-star]

[Well, there's a man here.] [He smiles, and then he gives you an egg.] [Well, there isn't a man here.]

??????????????????????????

HUH???????????????????????????????

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Oh hey, its the egg guy the one who shows up behind a tree to give you an egg.

[tracen-post-office]

OPEN LETTER FROM TICKEZO TO EVERYONE!!

(@winning-tickezo)

Everyone!!!! OHAIYO!!!!

Ive spent all week not seeing any of your awesome faces so I wanna see EVERYBODY at the beach! We're gonna have a great time, have BBQ, play in the ocean! Build Sandcastles!!

Its gonna be an awesome time! I can't wait to see you all there!!

Lots of love to all of you

Winning Ticket.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

...I guess i'll show up. been awhile since i've touched the water after all.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

elaboration because i phrased this weird: awhile since i've went somewhere like the beach or a pool lmao

[eyes-of-a-shining-star]

Gives you platypus milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

YOU CAN MILK A PLATYPUS?!??!?

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Well, yeah? they make milk. thats a normal thing they do actually. they're mammals.

[museum-mile-uma]

They don't have udders though, the milk goes out through their skin like sweat

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

i was talking about them making milk being a normal thing they do but also yeah this is correct

[tracen-post-office]

OPEN LETTER FROM TICKEZO TO EVERYONE!!

(@winning-tickezo)

Everyone!!!! OHAIYO!!!!

Ive spent all week not seeing any of your awesome faces so I wanna see EVERYBODY at the beach! We're gonna have a great time, have BBQ, play in the ocean! Build Sandcastles!!

Its gonna be an awesome time! I can't wait to see you all there!!

Lots of love to all of you

Winning Ticket.

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

...I guess i'll show up. been awhile since i've touched the water after all.

[eyes-of-a-shining-star]

Gives you platypus milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

YOU CAN MILK A PLATYPUS?!??!?

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Well, yeah? they make milk. thats a normal thing they do actually. they're mammals.

[bunchesoflilies]

[There is a tree here. its so fucking BLUE]

…

@heartproblemsandhorsegirls is this yours?

[heartproblemsandhorsegirls]

Yeah why- ITS SO FUCKING BLUE??