podiots sentence starters, part i.  contains 143 lines of dialogue collected from episodes one through three of the vidiotsâ fortnightly podcast podiots. iâve edited some lines to fit roleplay better, and randomised the order. contains two mentions of violence against nazisâlast two sentences on the list, if donât want to see itâfeel free to change those into your museâs in-universe equivalents, as well as edit anything else needed to fit your museâs mouth or life better.
â after my dad showed me that, i never trusted him again. â
â thatâs actually an explanation for a lot of ghost sightings, carbon monoxide poisoning. there are symptoms that cause like hallucinations and feelings of dread and fear. â
â i would be called chocolate thunder, and iâd wear a cape. â
â would you just get over it? i was a kid! â
â it was just this weird rag doll girl who happened to be in a bikini just falling, forever. â
â is there ever not a sexual element to it?! â
â well, youâve clearly never met a salaried genie whoâs on a retainer. â
â youâve had your money taken. â
â i just want people to pay attention, for fuckâs sake. â
â you guys are really into your obscure shit. â
â itâs a bit like class tourism, isnât it? â
â thatâs what i was saying, this isâthis is probably not legal. â
â you asked to bring weird things. â
â boy, do i hate facebook! â
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