Shadow the Hedgehog Real-time Fandub Starters
“It feels like every day is the same.”
“It’s so dull and…lifeless.”
“You gotta - hey, come back here!”
“Get this shit outta here!
“Dang, sucks to be those guys. Anyway, back to brooding.”
“[Name], it’s me, the Devil!”
“I’m here to convince you to do sin!”
“Come with me! Steal candy from babies and small businesses! I’m not talkin’ about Wal-Mart.”
“Okay, fine, fine, I’ll sin, I’ll sin, I’ll sin!”
“I’ve outsmarted you once again. And I didn’t even have to play chess this time.”
“You better not move, okay buddy? You just stay right there!”
“If you take one step, it’s blicky with the sticky all over your goddamn body!”
“I kicked them so hard they turned into dogs.”
“You ever been to church? You ever read a Bible? I’m from that, I’m that one. I’m that Devil!”
“Dude, I’m working, I’m playin’ solitaire.”
“That guy’s playing solitaire right down there!”
“I don’t have to turn to look at anyone!”
“I let him in here as a joke!”
“I’ve eaten nothing but drywall for the past three years.”
“Sonic and Shadow would’ve answered the call.”
“I hate it here! The sun doesn’t lessen in brightness!”
“[Name]. I don’t know what you’re thinking of doing, but I’m gonna stop it right here.”
“My sin is about to be murdering you.”
“Do you see what I’ve become? Do you see what I’ve created?”
“Something just happened…I can feel it.”
“Come on. Someone. Please…HELLO?! WHY WON’T ANYONE ANSWER ME?!”
“That’s like, fucked up, right?”
“You got really supple shoulders.”
“It’s my Phoenix Wright cosplay. Do you like it?”
“I like your cosplay, I-I subscribed to your OnlyFans!”
“I do tier one on your Twitch channel, [title]! Hi!”
“Oh God, not another one of these Twitch fans.”
“I need to update my audio equipment.”
“That look do be bussin’, though.”
“I wanted to kill [Name] a long, long time ago! Ever since he broke up with me!”
“Anyway, time for me to ascend!”
“I’m opening up my portal again.”
“You confused sin with legality.”
“Oh yeah, of course leave. Without giving me a goddamn answer!”
“All right, an easy entry job, just like any other.”
“They really oughta update the security around here, I’m tellin’ ya.”
“Because I came here to take money because I can’t afford it.”
“So, you wanna go find a gun together?”
“Okay, so, I’m gonna have to break down the myth of Americana, and the uh, the, you know what figure it out yourself! I shouldn’t explain everything to you.”
“Hey, that was pretty good! You got 16 sin points!”
“Why am I moving backwards when I walk?”
“That’s not gonna change, you fucking weird little rat thing.”
“Second of all - hey, second of all - would you look at me while I’m talkin’ to you?!”
“Wait, I have jet boots!”
“I think I heard I rat. I’m gonna go give him a hug.”
“Ooh, a clone of yourself, isn’t that pretty cool?”
“This movie really fuckin’ sucks.”
“Oh my God, my mustache looks like fucking grass.”
“AH, bing-bong, hey what’s up, you’re doin’ a bad job!”
“This is the coolest fucking moment of my afterlife!”
“Welcome to the casino, bitches!”
“If you live in Baltimore, fuck youuuu!”
“I just lost 300,000 dollars, but it’s okay ‘cause I won 700.”
“And then you’ll be all like…….because you’ll be dead!”
“And then, you’ll get to Hell, and look up, and you wanna know what you’ll see? My heels in your face.”
“Ding-a-ling, cocksucker!”
“That’s my house, dude! What the fuck were you thinking?!”
“Oh, I’m sorry, are you mad? Are you big mad? Are you angy?”
“You just turned your head around like, 360 degrees like an owl, that was fucking cool!
“You’ve been nothing but a kind soul since I’ve known you!”
“Wee-oo wee-oo, hey, I’m in your flashbacks now.”
“It turns out you didn’t save her, you did a very bad job. That’s embarrassing for you, buddy.”
“You know how much I cost? 69 cents, baby!”
“You did just waste military money, which is super funny.”
“You could get an internship at Disney.”
“Thanks for going to Chuck E. Cheese with me.”
“Remember that big gun in the sky? That was crazy, right?”
“You know, [Name] just pays me not to blow up robots. You could get in on this.”
“Look at us, we’re cartoon talking animals.”
“I love you! I’m having so much fun with you!”
“Here it is, the constitution.”
“I know you have big ambitions, but they can’t be worth your soul, [Name]!”
“I’m gonna kick so much of your butt.”
“Don’t you ever fucking call me that again, I’ll kill you!”
“I will kill the Devil myself and take his place!”
“All right, so it’s not that hard to right-click on all of them and just hit the save button.”
“I mean, they let me vote, like, 80 times!”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m deleting the blockchain!”
“I always wanted to rig a fuckin’ election!”
“Oh, I hear someone laughing behind us.”
“I’m always laughing at you, you fuckers.”
“You’re being really rude to us for no reason.”
“The timelines are converging, just like I saw it.”
“It’s like, I try to make differences, but…”
“*laughing* You’re gonna die. Oh, my God. I can’t wait to see that, that’s gonna be insane!”
“Wait, I traumatized you as a child! That’s badass!”
“Nothing personnel, kid.”
“Do you ever get tired of complaining like a little bitch?”
“So vitriolic, my feelings are so hurt, oh no, wah, I’m crying like a baby ‘cause of your - DIE.”
“But I wanna see the life leave your eyes one last time, so say your last pathetic words.”
“Now are you ready to finally usurp your throne to me, motherfucker?”
“No! What the f - no, that was never part of the deal!”
“I’m gonna funge this bitch.”
“Ow, what the fucking - you prick!”
“You fucking little pathetic rodent.”
“Oh yeah, “good luck with that”, yeah, fuck you, you’re annoying.”
“I shouldn’t be toying with him like this.”
“What can I say, I’m a rude, edgy boy.”
“No, we’re not connecting over this. Don’t even try, no.”
“No, it’s always “[Name], you change for me!” “
“Hey what’s up, I’m completely fine, like I said, you stupid idiot.”
“You ever heard of gaslighting? That’s, like, my specialty.”
“I was gaslighting you this whole time.”
“This is the last time I fuckin’ play around with mortals.”
“Heeeeeyyyyy! Whaaaat’ssss uuuuppp? It’s meeee!”
“I don’t know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.”
“We’re here to help you, man! With what, I don’t know, but I value our friendship!”
“It’s really cute that you’re gonna ~defeat me with the power of friendship~ and all -”
“Uh-huh, go ahead - ededededede! Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up.”
“This is not - this means nothing to me! This means nothing to me, alright? You mean nothing to me!”
“I’m the good guy! Do you realize? I am the good guy here!”
“I get to kill people! I get to poke people with hot s-sticks! All day!”
“Look! I can do this! I can do this! Any time I want!”
“This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!”
“Oh my God, he’s fucking losing it entirely!”
“Why don’t you answer my chats in your chatbox?”
“You never acknowledge me, not even once.”
“I’m your biggest fan! I’ve been with you since day one!”
“I got first badge, I was your first subscriber! And you don’t pay attention to me!”
“You still just leave me in the dust every single day!”
“Jesus Christ, parasocial! You need to log off!”
“Yeah man, this is kind of really unhealthy. Set your boundaries, dude.”
“I froze him in time, he was yelling.”
“Look, would you guys stop calling me cringe, please?”
“Because I’m a bad bitch! And I’m MY bad bitch!”
“You’re destroying me from the inside out!”
“I never thought I’d say this, [Full Name]. I’m unsubscribing.”
“These hands speak louder than fuckin’ actions, and I’m about to fuckin’ action all over you, dumbass.”
“Psychic attack! Fuck you!”
“Like, [Name], do you even listen to me when I fuckin’ talk?”
“We’re gonna broadcast this cringe all across the airwaves.”
*on the verge of tears* “So all of this, this was a big prank?”
“[Name], get up and call him a dumbass motherfucker, all right?”
“I think you should call him a bitch-ass motherfucker!’
“You don’t wanna hurt my feelings, right?”
“I’m loyal! I follow you on Twitter! Your side account and your main! I even follow your “after dark” Twitter!”
“You can’t do this me, please! It’s me! Your friend!”
“I want to hurt your feelings, SO badly. You have no idea, [Name].”
“Hey, hey, hey, don’t come any closer! *stammering* Don’t, NO!”
“I just wanted you to embarrass yourself.”
“Would you get outta my head? I really don’t like you in here.”
“You know, you look like piss!”
“I wanna go home! I don’t wanna be here anymore!”
“We lived. How’s that for ya?”
“You didn’t do your job, so I’m gonna fire you.”
“We oughta open a casino after this.”
“Maybe [Name] wasn’t all she was cracked up to be.”