✦ SHAMELESS SEASON 8 PROMPTS !
S8 : E5 / The (Mis)Education of Liam Fergus Beircheart Gallagher .
“ reasons you’re here. quickly. ”
“ i don’t appreciate unannounced home visits. run along, now. ”
“ what kind of questions are we talking about here? ”
“ you’re really nice when you need something. ”
“ sit on my face and call me bernard. who’s bernard? ”
“ isn’t that kidnapping? ”
“ what are you up to today? ”
“ i’m standing here telling you that your math is shit. ”
“ i’m hoping you’re going to shower first. ”
“ you’re always singing and smiling and bouncing around. ”
“ you decide what you want and find a way to get it. ”
“ well i can lend you the money if you need. ”
“ you won’t be able to shake the smell for days. ”
“ where’s everybody going? ”
“ you know there’s a difference between southern and western? ”
“ didn’t think i’d live past twenty - five, now look at me. ”
“ you can check the camera with your phone. ”
“ little reminder: your little boy/girlfriend and i don’t get along. ”
“ you’re really nice when you want something. ”
“ let me think about it… . nope. ”
“ i feel like i know you from somewhere. ”
“ it’s no problem. i’ve been around boobs and babies a lot, so. . ”
S8 : E6 / Icarus Fell and Rusty Ate Him .
“ aren’t you the cutest little thing? ”
“ try not to judge the afflicted by the curse. ”
“ how much more you need? ”
“ it is, in fact, my invitation to the middle class. ”
“ only freaks at my school get student of the month. ”
“ i should have never gone back to work for him/her. ”
“ when you do as you’re told, you get rewards. ”
“ come on, i need your help. ”
“ the guy’s self-destructing. he’s on his own. ”
“ i’ve never see that before. ”
“ you’re not invited and neither are you. ”
“ hey, can i ask you something? ”
“ are you attracted to me? ”
“ you buy my muffin? are you hitting on me? ”
“ no, it’s not code for anything, it just means have a nice day. ”
“ he used up all of his nine lives. ”
“ it’s so nice having somebody to talk to. ”
“ i have to be worried about where the next pay check is coming from. ”
“ well, i did try to pull out the first time. ”
“ i need to get the morning after pill. ”
“ who the hell gave you a credit card? ”
“ you bought a car online? ”
“ oh, hey. hey, why aren’t you dressed? ”
“ well, no, you’re not allowed to go home. ”
“ where the fuck’s my wallet? ”
“ look, we’re at [ place ], where you’re supposed to be. ”
“ i’m not going to lie about attendance. ”
“ a no call, no show on a weekend? ”
“ please give me another chance, please. ”
“ i know what you’re thinking, the answer is no. ”
“ no need, i did my research, let’s just cut to the chase. ”
“ the only shift i have available is graveyard. ”
“ i think your brother is egging you. ”
“ damn, aren’t you going to yell at him? or something? ”
“ what the fuck are you doing? you have court today? ”
“ i’m going to fucking jail today, everyone knows it but you. ”
“ i’m starting to detect a pattern there. ”
“ look, i get it, believe me, you’re pissed. ”
“ i want her/him to smell our shit. ”
“ oh my god, you don’t have to be a dick about, dick!”
“ hey, where’s your soap? and all your towels? ”
“ he fucking puked me on, now i’m going to fucking puke. ”
“ this is my best suit. i was going to get married in this suit. ”
“ i’m helping them channel their emotions into positive and creative ways. ”
S8 : E8 / Frank’s Northern Southern Express .
“ come on, i gotta take a leak? ”
“ who’s ringing the bell? it’s seven a.m.? ”
“ shit, you’re pregnant again? ”
“ how am i supposed to trust any of them? ”
“ hey, got your child to stop crying. ”
“ jesus, now everyone’s in here? guess i won’t shower today. ”
“ no, i’m gonna take you to planned parent and get a real test. ”
“ did you watch me pee, pervert? ”
“ i don’t even want to know what’s going on here, [ name ]. ”
“ okay, not a very sex and alcohol crowd. ”
“ that’s my car! you can’t just take it whenever you feel like it!”
“ that would be a good song for you to learn. ”
“ i’m going to go deal with my business in the front yard. ”
“ i’m a walking medical disaster, [ name ]. ”
“ she’s great at getting what she wants and screwing everyone else. ”
“ my family is driving me insane. there’s always strange people in my house. ”
“ have you ever lived on your own before? ”
“ there’s an empty unit you can move into downstairs. ”
“ come by tomorrow, we’re having a few people over for happy hour. ”
“ finish your coffee and let yourself out. ”
“ let’s play a little get to know each other alphabet game. ”
“ you repeat what i said and say something about yourself. ”
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