You just have to close your eyes and breathe.

I am a southern gal who loves my Atlanta Braves, my Alabama Crimson Tide, good music, good friends, good food, and a good time. I have and will always be a Chipper Jones fan. I might be a tad obsessed with David Cook, just giving you a heads up.

[dailybaseball-blog]

[RUNS TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN] [PUNCHES THE SKY AND SCREAMS] BASEBALL!!! IS!!! BACK!!!!

[heatherd81]

Sleepy baby.

[mlb]

So close!

[jestcomedy]

Somebody’s hacking into all the MLB team Facebook accounts, and the posts they’re making…oh, the posts they’re making.

(via Deadspin)

[justinverlanderspaycheck-deacti]

god bless this guy

[kkupcakenoise]

omfg the Nats fans “????” HAHA

[heatherd81]

Happens every time Chipper is in the lineup. :P

[owlsoft-and-bloodshot-blog]

[heavens2betsy]

[heatherd81]

Ovaries exploding everywhere!

[fuckyeahbraves]

Yesterday in Atlanta, the guy who hadn’t thrown a major league pitch in nearly two years was better than the guy who (technically) threw a no-hitter this year.

(via New York Mets vs. Atlanta Braves - Photos - July 15, 2012 - ESPN)

[fuckyeahbraves]

Freddie hates baseballs and made it his personal mission to punish the one that was thrown toward him in the 5th during yesterday’s win against the Mets.

(via New York Mets vs. Atlanta Braves - Photos - July 15, 2012 - ESPN)

[cindycrysob]

Your sports teams are like your children. You don't love them because they are good. You love them because they are yours.

[heatherd81]

Go Braves!!  Roll Tide Roll!

[heavens2betsy]

Chipper Jones has tied Mike Schmidt for second place all-time in RBI by third basemen (1,595). He’s 1 RBI behind all-time leader George Brett.

Kevin C. Cox/Getty

[fightwellyounglions-deactivated]

Things Marteen has done today:

Delivered Brian McCann’s baby

Played left field

Restored the electricity at Turner Field

Played short stop

Set Jack Wilson’s dislocated finger

Sold popcorn

Saved a little girl’s kitten from a tree

Been sexy

[heavens2betsy]

Chipper Jones is 40. Still just as tough to fathom as it was 1,000 words ago. He’ll retire with 2,700-something hits and maybe 470 home runs and over 1,600 runs and RBIs and 1,500 walks and even 150 stolen bases. He is perhaps the best switch hitter not named Mantle, a first-ballot, 95 percent-sort of Hall of Famer. A man for whom perfection was neither too much to ask nor too much to be given, as he finished the night with a batting average and winning percentage of 1.000 and a group of men who sat before him in reverence. 

“Guys,” Jones told his teammates in his speech, “it’s an honor to stand here in front of you.”

And they all looked at him, too, as if to say one simple word: Likewise.

[scenicroutes]

[notimeforclosedminds]

Open Letter to Tyler Oakley and Daniel Tosh

lalondes:

Dear Tyler Oakley, Daniel Tosh, and like-minded dudes,

You don’t get it.

You just don’t get it.

In theory, you’re not incapable of getting it - after all, not making light of violent crime is a fairly low...

[baseballsexualfrustration-blog]

i want to eat melted cheese off of dan uggla’s arms

[heatherd81]

I would eat anything he wanted me to eat off of his arms if it meant being in that close a proximity!

[heavens2betsy]

#winoneforthechipper

[heatherd81]

Chipper is and will always be my favorite!!!  I love that man!

[sweetsiddaleigh]

[baseball-heaven]

Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones acknowledged the crowd before batting as a pinch-hitter in the sixth inning. Jones, in his eighth and final All-Star Game, singled in his only plate appearance.