Shut Up Heather

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Martha: guys were out of candy!

Veronica: how? There’s only been 1 little girl so far

Martha: yeah but she told me I look like a beautiful princess so I gave her all of it

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Heather D: *holding the door open* after you

Heather M: no after you!

Heather D: no no after you

Heather C: *pushes past both of them* after me

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Veronica: you’re crazy!

JD: then stop holding my hand

Veronica: absolutely not

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Veronica: I just want to hear those 3 little words

JD: I love you

Veronica: try again

JD: *grumbling* I will behave

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JD: I feel like doing something wild

Veronica: I’m wild! Do me!

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Martha: why can’t dinosaurs clap

Veronica: I don’t know why

Martha: because they have small han-

Jd: *appears out of nowhere* cause they’re dead

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JD: I’m a confident driver

Veronica: you almost ran someone over-

JD: yeah, confidently though