heathcliff wuthering heights

i dont have a doctors description why the bloody hell do i have to enter it

[heathonthecliff]

beef wellington

wellingtons of beefs of wells

2026/3/25 edit : Alright lads, now I've got this set up... Allow this Heath to get on the cliff! That omelette hair lass introduced me to a word machine, known as a "phone". I've heard that you could ask the word machine something and it'll answer it for you! . . . THAT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT! APPARENTLY THIS IS NOT GOOGOL GOOGLE, OR REDDIT. IT'S BLOODY TUMBLR!

Mod talk : Yeah I lowkey made a Heathcliff rp account on Tumblr. You might see me sometimes in comment sections, sometimes not. INFORMATION : If Heathcliff talks in white text, then it's him being "normal" If they're talkin in this text, either they're Wild Hunt or locked tf in NOW HERE ARE THE RULES. 1. Sexual jokes, something similiar are allowed AS LONG THEY'RE NOT SURROUNDING REAL LIFE FIGURES (Except Project Moon's versions) 2. PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR PERSONAL INFORMATION UNLESS I KNOW WHO DA PAK YOU ARE (I'll slide you my discord or something)

[heathonthecliff]

sos un pendejo de mierda

No oiré, no observaré, quizá así pueda escaparme

[honglcblu]

Made a tier list of all my Co-Workers~! Sorry Heathcliff... You can be very crude at times!

[fixerofjustice]

Dearest...? Heh! Well, of course I am! You are mine Dearest as well, Sir Hong Lu!!!!

[heathonthecliff]

I hope everyone in Hongyuan gets deleted. beef wellington

[fixerofjustice]

HOW DAREST THOU SAY SUCH A CRUEL THING TO MINE BELOVED!!! DOST THOU WISH TO SPAR???

[heathonthecliff]

[honglcblu]

Made a tier list of all my Co-Workers~! Sorry Heathcliff... You can be very crude at times!

[fixerofjustice]

Dearest...? Heh! Well, of course I am! You are mine Dearest as well, Sir Hong Lu!!!!

[heathonthecliff]

I hope everyone in Hongyuan gets deleted. beef wellington

[heathonthecliff]

*Pets the Heathcliff*

OI! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME! YOU AIN'T NO BLOODY CATHY!

[heathonthecliff]

throws your bat at you

I ate part of it whoops

WHY YOU LITTL- ...That was a limited edition NFL bat...

[weirdahhmirrorworld]

They're alive

@heathonthecliff is finally returning, they were busy hence 4 weeks inactivity

Since they're back. Get em.

[heathonthecliff]

beef wellington

[heathonthecliff]

THE HEATH RETURNS

Big apologies for my disappearance, I was too busy bombing kitties. Including that lass's (@fixerofjustice) "company cat". I am not sorry for that.

[ungezieferkaisertheoutcast]

I swear if you join The Middle, I'll murder you, then steal more of 'em precious coupons. You hear me, cockroach?

hey, heathcliff, didnt you steal those?

[ungezieferkaisertheoutcast]

I swear if you join The Middle, I'll murder you, then steal more of 'em precious coupons. You hear me, cockroach?

hey, heathcliff, didnt you steal those?

[heathonthecliff]

And I will steal more.

[thegreatestnursether]

so youre the rat stealing my brothers hair coupons ey?

[heathonthecliff]

No. I did not good sire.

But I find your company exceptionally unstimulating, I've exhausted the utmost measure of patience one may extend in such circumstances, and I must therefore insist that you retire without delay, lest my temper betray me into unseemly candour. Your departure would be most appreciated.

[thegreatestnursether]

then what are those hair coupons in your hand, ey?

[heathonthecliff]

beef wellington

[ungezieferkaisertheoutcast]

I swear if you join The Middle, I'll murder you, then steal more of 'em precious coupons. You hear me, cockroach?

hey, heathcliff, didnt you steal those?

[heathonthecliff]

And I will steal more.

[thegreatestnursether]

so youre the rat stealing my brothers hair coupons ey?

[heathonthecliff]

No. I did not good sire.

But I find your company exceptionally unstimulating, I've exhausted the utmost measure of patience one may extend in such circumstances, and I must therefore insist that you retire without delay, lest my temper betray me into unseemly candour. Your departure would be most appreciated.

[ungezieferkaisertheoutcast]

I swear if you join The Middle, I'll murder you, then steal more of 'em precious coupons. You hear me, cockroach?

hey, heathcliff, didnt you steal those?

[heathonthecliff]

And I will steal more.

[heathonthecliff]

Hi, how are you??and...can you speak Russian?? :33 (🍪🍪🍪 for youuu)

THE BLOODY HELL IS A RUSSIAN?!

GO ASK RODION!!

[sinner8-lcb]

I dare you to kiss every woman on the bus

Fine.

(@fixerofjustice @ryoshu-lcb-art @rodion-lbc9 @faustknowsnone I think im forgetting other people eugh)

[ryoshu-lcb-art]

Hm.. Tongue work could use an improvement.

(..( ˶óᯅò) ???????????)

[heathonthecliff]

Google what does it mean when a woman kisses another woman

[heathclifftheerlking]

WHERE ARE YOU CATHY?!

I CANNOT SEE YOU!

fuck you heathcliff

[heathonthecliff]

fuck you too

[rodion-lbc9]

hi hi hi hi hi hi hiiiiiiii have gift

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

alllllllll forrr youuuuuuu

@ryoshu-lcb-art @ticktock-redclock @honglcblu @fixerofjustice @faustknowsnone @heathonthecliff @ungezieferkaisertheoutcast @knightoflamanchaland

Dinner is on me~!! You each get one and i get all the rest fuhu!!

[heathonthecliff]

GOD SAVE THE KIIIINGGG!!

Eugh is that a bloody finger? Oi Rodya! Where did you order these scrumptious consumable munchy hamburgers??

GOOGLE WHERE DO RUSSIANS ORDER BURGERS

REDDIT IS IT NORMAL IF A BURGER GOT FINGERED

DANTE @ticktock-redclock HELP!

[heathonthecliff]

IM SORRY HEATHCLIFF.... But... CATHY IS SLEEPING WITH BLONDE BOI AT THE MOMENT.