Welcome to peace and prosperity!

Take a seat and please be patient, we do have to check where you belong. We can't have... evil people here up in Heaven.

[heaven-offical]

:Waiting room:

Hello there! I am your local... heaven manager.... You may call me Auriel, I'm also considered a seraphim sometimes.

Unfortunately, it seems you have died and ended up in heaven. There are rules to follow while in heaven, believe it or not. Quite strict ones really.

1- You may not stay up past 10. Why you may be asking? Well, the answer is that God wants you to be well-rested, dear.

2- No sneaking off to hell. If you're assigned heaven then you must stay in heaven. Got it? ....Good.

3- Make sure to have three meals a day. Even if it's just a snack, you must have three meals.

4- Don't try to fly. That's it really, just don't.

5- If you -somehow- commit multiple crimes during your time in heaven, you shall be sent to hell. You are always being watched.

Thank you for your time. I hope you stay here for a long time until you decide you want to live a new life.

Offical design for Auriel

[heaven-offical]

can I have your blessing?

I just wanna say I have have heaven offical’s blessing

I give my blessing to this random anon

[heaven-offical]

I love how your pfp is me

I'm just that awesome 😎

- @angel-offical

Yes, yes you are.

[angel-offical]

I wasn't expecting you to indulge me on that

Um

Thank you though, you're pretty lit yourself

[heaven-offical]

Is that a new word the kids are saying? Lit? Not like “oh yeah, I lit a building on fire.”

[angel-offical]

I mean I did that too

but "lit" is basically calling something amazing or cool

[heaven-offical]

Ah, I see.

[heaven-offical]

I love how your pfp is me

I'm just that awesome 😎

- @angel-offical

Yes, yes you are.

[angel-offical]

I wasn't expecting you to indulge me on that

Um

Thank you though, you're pretty lit yourself

[heaven-offical]

Is that a new word the kids are saying? Lit? Not like “oh yeah, I lit a building on fire.”

[heaven-offical]

I love how your pfp is me

I'm just that awesome 😎

- @angel-offical

Yes, yes you are.

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

what shall I do boss

[hell-offical]

HELL, we are storming hell (the actual place… NOT ME)

We’ll have to throw out all the angles (yes…there are currently angles in hell…the demons are in heaven….long story…) and REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!

Here… I’ve got something you can do…

*hands you a glass full of goose feather shaped whistles*

Just throw one of these at someone and they will turn into a goose and be part of my geese army from then on…. BUT DON’T TOUCH THEM YOURSELF!!!!!! Wear gloves as long as you don’t want to turn into a goose…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

*puts gloves on the hands of my clock face*

*runs around throwing the goose whistles at the angels*

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

[hell-offical]

That…. Wasn’t exactly what I meant…. BUT OKAY!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!

*starts throwing whistles too*

[alarm-clock-offical]

⏰⏰

this is fun!

*continues throwing whistles*

[hell-offical]

GREAT!!!!!!!

@heaven-offical … we have turned a small amount of your angles into geese now…. Hope you don’t mind…..

[heaven-offical]

They deserve it.

[hell-offical]

Good!!!! They shall be part of my ever growing army of nuclear geese now….. They are immortal beings right????

[heaven-offical]

They’re basically dead so I guess they are immortal.

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

what shall I do boss

[hell-offical]

HELL, we are storming hell (the actual place… NOT ME)

We’ll have to throw out all the angles (yes…there are currently angles in hell…the demons are in heaven….long story…) and REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!

Here… I’ve got something you can do…

*hands you a glass full of goose feather shaped whistles*

Just throw one of these at someone and they will turn into a goose and be part of my geese army from then on…. BUT DON’T TOUCH THEM YOURSELF!!!!!! Wear gloves as long as you don’t want to turn into a goose…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

*puts gloves on the hands of my clock face*

*runs around throwing the goose whistles at the angels*

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

[hell-offical]

That…. Wasn’t exactly what I meant…. BUT OKAY!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!

*starts throwing whistles too*

[alarm-clock-offical]

⏰⏰

this is fun!

*continues throwing whistles*

[hell-offical]

GREAT!!!!!!!

@heaven-offical … we have turned a small amount of your angles into geese now…. Hope you don’t mind…..

[heaven-offical]

They deserve it.

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[soul-crushing-demon-offical]

I’m here to help!!! (｡･x･)ゞ

[hell-offical]

VERY GOOD!!!!!

So…we need to storm hell, throw out each and every angle (yes I mean angle, the demons are in heaven…long story….)

AND REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!!!

Any ideas?????

[soul-crushing-demon-offical]

Maybe we could lure them out with something…. But idk what. ( •̀ - • )

The best I can come up with so far is angel cake! But that’s all I can think of…

[hell-offical]

@heaven-offical …. Do your angles like this abominable food????? It’s way too good for me…. *shudders*

[heaven-offical]

Yeah, we usually serve angel food cake on sundays, the angels always enjoy it.

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[heaven-offical]

This is Auriel’s more humanoid form.

[heaven-offical]

thoughts on the evilverse?

….That actually exists? Ummm.. they sound insane.

[heaven-offical]

Uhhh I haven’t used this blog in.. 2 days. Ummmmmmmm I’m going to be drawing Auriel tonight

(might also draw another blog of mine @/light-offical) Uhhh if you see this then you have to send an ask if you want.

Goodbye! I’ll answer when I wake up!!

[heaven-offical]

𓆃 𓆃

𓆃𓁹𓆃

𓆃 𓆃

Seems like we got another.

[heaven-offical]

How the fuck did I get 68 notifications in a few hours?