WAKE UP

stop sleeping

[factory-offical]

Who of you ordered 1100 alarm clocks with wheels

to drive away with wenn the alarm goes off.

Please pick them up, Quickly!!

[john-doe-offical]

@no-sleep-offical was that you

[no-sleep-offical]

Uhhhh... noooo...

*hides*

[factory-offical]

Someone needs to take them, they are just driving around making noise.

I'll give them away for free.

Just please.

[no-sleep-offical]

@alarm-clock-offical i think that’s gonna interest you 👀

Wait nvm actually i’ll take themmmm 😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP!! ⏰⏰

You know, you should keep the alarm clocks so that you never sleep!! Sleep is unimportant! Being AWAKE is much better!!! ⏰⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

yessssssss 😈😈😈

[yourlocaldumbass0]

@sleep-offical

How do you feel about this particular situaltion? 🎤🎥

[sleep-offical]

i agree with @alarm-clock-offical

keep them!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

On the other hand... maybe I can take them to distribute... legally!! ⏰⏰

[factory-offical]

Who of you ordered 1100 alarm clocks with wheels

to drive away with wenn the alarm goes off.

Please pick them up, Quickly!!

[john-doe-offical]

@no-sleep-offical was that you

[no-sleep-offical]

Uhhhh... noooo...

*hides*

[factory-offical]

Someone needs to take them, they are just driving around making noise.

I'll give them away for free.

Just please.

[no-sleep-offical]

@alarm-clock-offical i think that’s gonna interest you 👀

Wait nvm actually i’ll take themmmm 😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP!! ⏰⏰

You know, you should keep the alarm clocks so that you never sleep!! Sleep is unimportant! Being AWAKE is much better!!! ⏰⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

yessssssss 😈😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP FOREVER ⏰⏰⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

WAKE UP !!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

YEAH!!!!! ⏰⏰⏰⏰

[factory-offical]

What have I done.

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP ⏰⏰

[factory-offical]

Who of you ordered 1100 alarm clocks with wheels

to drive away with wenn the alarm goes off.

Please pick them up, Quickly!!

[john-doe-offical]

@no-sleep-offical was that you

[no-sleep-offical]

Uhhhh... noooo...

*hides*

[factory-offical]

Someone needs to take them, they are just driving around making noise.

I'll give them away for free.

Just please.

[no-sleep-offical]

@alarm-clock-offical i think that’s gonna interest you 👀

Wait nvm actually i’ll take themmmm 😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP!! ⏰⏰

You know, you should keep the alarm clocks so that you never sleep!! Sleep is unimportant! Being AWAKE is much better!!! ⏰⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

yessssssss 😈😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP FOREVER ⏰⏰⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

WAKE UP !!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

YEAH!!!!! ⏰⏰⏰⏰

[factory-offical]

Who of you ordered 1100 alarm clocks with wheels

to drive away with wenn the alarm goes off.

Please pick them up, Quickly!!

[john-doe-offical]

@no-sleep-offical was that you

[no-sleep-offical]

Uhhhh... noooo...

*hides*

[factory-offical]

Someone needs to take them, they are just driving around making noise.

I'll give them away for free.

Just please.

[no-sleep-offical]

@alarm-clock-offical i think that’s gonna interest you 👀

Wait nvm actually i’ll take themmmm 😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP!! ⏰⏰

You know, you should keep the alarm clocks so that you never sleep!! Sleep is unimportant! Being AWAKE is much better!!! ⏰⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

yessssssss 😈😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP FOREVER ⏰⏰⏰⏰

[factory-offical]

Who of you ordered 1100 alarm clocks with wheels

to drive away with wenn the alarm goes off.

Please pick them up, Quickly!!

[john-doe-offical]

@no-sleep-offical was that you

[no-sleep-offical]

Uhhhh... noooo...

*hides*

[factory-offical]

Someone needs to take them, they are just driving around making noise.

I'll give them away for free.

Just please.

[no-sleep-offical]

@alarm-clock-offical i think that’s gonna interest you 👀

Wait nvm actually i’ll take themmmm 😈😈

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP!! ⏰⏰

You know, you should keep the alarm clocks so that you never sleep!! Sleep is unimportant! Being AWAKE is much better!!! ⏰⏰⏰

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO

WAKE UP!!!!! ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰

fire song :D ⏰⏰⏰

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[kingofkaumidy]

How disgusting can you be? This is just attempted genocide!

Disgusting.

[unknownbrainrot]

PLEASE, MY PEOPLE 🙏🙏🙏 ESPECIALLY MY TRANS FEMS

[evil-bread-offical]

@satan-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @undecided-offical @helpmemiku @oxford-dictionary-offical @poetry-eater-offical @advice-offical @avocado-offical @dino-kid-offical @grammer-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @hatman-offical @jeff-offical @level-2-autism-offical @coffin-maker-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @bill-cipher-offical @bulbasaur-offical @boop-offical @bear-offical @mushroom-offical @mothman-offical @alexander-hamilton-offical @adhd-offical @trans-official

[orphanage-for-officals]

WE GOTTA GET more OFFICALS IN HERE

@possum-offical @planes-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @hell-offical @pineapple-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical

[hell-offical]

PLEASE STAY SAFE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical , @soul-crushing-demon-offical , @alarm-clock-offical + EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

GUYS STAY SAFE!!!!!

@an-alien-offical @jeff-offical @james-offical

@ EVERYONE

[no-sleep-offical]

WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY NO SLEEP CULT

( I NEED AN ARMY TO FIGHT @sleep-offical )

[alarm-clock-offical]

I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN!!!!

WAKE UP !!! ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰

haha force of habit my bad lol

[no-sleep-offical]

YAYYYYYY YIPEEEEEE ONE MORE PERSON FOR MY ARMY– I MEAN MY NICE LITTLE CULT THAT ISN’T INSANE AT ALL ! :3

[alarm-clock-offical]

:D ⏰

no one should sleep ever ⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

YUPPERS !!! NO SLEEP FOR ANYONEEEE !!!👹

[alarm-clock-offical]

YEAHHH ⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY NO SLEEP CULT

( I NEED AN ARMY TO FIGHT @sleep-offical )

[alarm-clock-offical]

I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN!!!!

WAKE UP !!! ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰

haha force of habit my bad lol

[no-sleep-offical]

YAYYYYYY YIPEEEEEE ONE MORE PERSON FOR MY ARMY– I MEAN MY NICE LITTLE CULT THAT ISN’T INSANE AT ALL ! :3

[alarm-clock-offical]

:D ⏰

no one should sleep ever ⏰⏰

[no-sleep-offical]

WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY NO SLEEP CULT

( I NEED AN ARMY TO FIGHT @sleep-offical )

[alarm-clock-offical]

I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN!!!!

WAKE UP !!! ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰

haha force of habit my bad lol

[asserting-my-dominance]

tag game (pls don't let this die here i will be so embarrassed)

tell me what piece of media (show, movie, book, song, fanfic, etc) you are currently obsessed with!

for me it's force of gravity by ocean fruit (byler fanfic)

uuuuhhh its so good i love it so much

npt: @oh-my-lord-its-an-american @landofshazza @morganisabylershipper @mothwingsmayy @anything-for-my-moons @folkloresencen @artanarchyandarchery @willprobablyabandonthissoon

[netflix-offical]

Supernatural, as always. (And mod with object shows lol)

Tags: @bubble-official @pepsi-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-shipper-of-officals @ao3--offical @spotify-offical @punky-beaver-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @james-offical @gary-offical @gary-offical-spotify @offical-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @the-police-offical @villain-offical

[bubble-official]

Night at the Museum!!!

@tophat-offical @totally-not-a-fake-offic-i-al @chaos-ducks @throckmorton-offical @evil-duck-offical @half-empty-coffee-cup-offical

[half-empty-coffee-cup-offical]

That awkward moment when you get tagged on a post twice because of ur alt officals. 😅

Object shows! Always and forever!

@satan-offical @britain-offical @brick-offical @america-offical @the-government-offical @closed-door-offical @open-door-offical @angel-offical

[the-government-offical]

rn i'd say i'm obsessed with mcr 😭

@supervillain-offical @shapeshifter-offical @deerstalker-hat-offical

[shapeshifter-offical]

MCYT and being evil. *finger guns before I accidentally run into A pole head first*

@earth-offical @rob-the-robber-offical @serial-killer-offical @death-offical @pride-offical @wrath-offical @hell-offical @supervillain-official @supervillains-assistant-offical @the-royal-cat-offical

[earth-offical]

animal crossing

(for mod: tadc :DDD)

uhh @hell-offical @supervillain-offical @james-offical @an-alien-offical and open tags!!!

[hell-offical]

…. Well I filmed a pineapple pizza once….

(Ooc: MCR especially Danger Days in the moment)

@the-offical-government , @gwi-ma-offical , @soul-crushing-demon-offical , @alarm-clock-offical + open tags!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

i really like those videos that have alarms that count down!

(mod has a bunch but the newest is tadc lol)

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

what shall I do boss

[hell-offical]

HELL, we are storming hell (the actual place… NOT ME)

We’ll have to throw out all the angles (yes…there are currently angles in hell…the demons are in heaven….long story…) and REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!

Here… I’ve got something you can do…

*hands you a glass full of goose feather shaped whistles*

Just throw one of these at someone and they will turn into a goose and be part of my geese army from then on…. BUT DON’T TOUCH THEM YOURSELF!!!!!! Wear gloves as long as you don’t want to turn into a goose…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

*puts gloves on the hands of my clock face*

*runs around throwing the goose whistles at the angels*

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

[hell-offical]

That…. Wasn’t exactly what I meant…. BUT OKAY!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!

*starts throwing whistles too*

[alarm-clock-offical]

⏰⏰

this is fun!

*continues throwing whistles*

[hell-offical]

GREAT!!!!!!!

@heaven-offical … we have turned a small amount of your angles into geese now…. Hope you don’t mind…..

[heaven-offical]

They deserve it.

[hell-offical]

Good!!!! They shall be part of my ever growing army of nuclear geese now….. They are immortal beings right????

[alarm-clock-offical]

if they are make em attack the hater guy

[hell-offical]

NO!!!!!!

I need them for the 2v1 duel against the pineapple…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

ohh yeah that's true

[kay27-iread]

What is even going on here???? Why is this on my dash????

[alarm-clock-offical]

>:)

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

what shall I do boss

[hell-offical]

HELL, we are storming hell (the actual place… NOT ME)

We’ll have to throw out all the angles (yes…there are currently angles in hell…the demons are in heaven….long story…) and REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!

Here… I’ve got something you can do…

*hands you a glass full of goose feather shaped whistles*

Just throw one of these at someone and they will turn into a goose and be part of my geese army from then on…. BUT DON’T TOUCH THEM YOURSELF!!!!!! Wear gloves as long as you don’t want to turn into a goose…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

*puts gloves on the hands of my clock face*

*runs around throwing the goose whistles at the angels*

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

[hell-offical]

That…. Wasn’t exactly what I meant…. BUT OKAY!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!

*starts throwing whistles too*

[alarm-clock-offical]

⏰⏰

this is fun!

*continues throwing whistles*

[hell-offical]

GREAT!!!!!!!

@heaven-offical … we have turned a small amount of your angles into geese now…. Hope you don’t mind…..

[heaven-offical]

They deserve it.

[hell-offical]

Good!!!! They shall be part of my ever growing army of nuclear geese now….. They are immortal beings right????

[alarm-clock-offical]

if they are make em attack the hater guy

[hell-offical]

NO!!!!!!

I need them for the 2v1 duel against the pineapple…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

ohh yeah that's true

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

what shall I do boss

[hell-offical]

HELL, we are storming hell (the actual place… NOT ME)

We’ll have to throw out all the angles (yes…there are currently angles in hell…the demons are in heaven….long story…) and REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!

Here… I’ve got something you can do…

*hands you a glass full of goose feather shaped whistles*

Just throw one of these at someone and they will turn into a goose and be part of my geese army from then on…. BUT DON’T TOUCH THEM YOURSELF!!!!!! Wear gloves as long as you don’t want to turn into a goose…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

*puts gloves on the hands of my clock face*

*runs around throwing the goose whistles at the angels*

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

[hell-offical]

That…. Wasn’t exactly what I meant…. BUT OKAY!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!

*starts throwing whistles too*

[alarm-clock-offical]

⏰⏰

this is fun!

*continues throwing whistles*

[hell-offical]

GREAT!!!!!!!

@heaven-offical … we have turned a small amount of your angles into geese now…. Hope you don’t mind…..

[heaven-offical]

They deserve it.

[hell-offical]

Good!!!! They shall be part of my ever growing army of nuclear geese now….. They are immortal beings right????

[alarm-clock-offical]

if they are make em attack the hater guy

[hell-offical]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for hell at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

…. @offical-hater-offical ….You can just tell me that you want Pineapple Pizza….. you don’t have to be so rude about it…..

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

[offical-hater-offical]

That is quite literally the most disgusting food I have ever heard of....................................................Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate that food since you handed me it. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for THAT ABOMINATION OF A MEAL at this micro-instant. For that food. Hate. Hate.

[hell-offical]

*turns completely red*

You….. YOU…. YOU…..

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!! BLASPHEMOUS HATER!!!!! THOU HAVETH INSULTED THE SACRED TWINKITY, THOU SHALL BURN IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF HELL!!!!!!!

*summons a nuclear weapons carrying geese army*

[offical-hater-offical]

You are merely experiencing one trillionth of the hate I feel for the official verse my hate transcends the need to scream to yell, I alone am he who hates, I pity you. I do not fear you or your geese because I am only hateful any other emotion is dead crushed under the unmeasurable hate that fulls my every part....

But one thing is clear.

I hate you, I hate your geese, and I hate your disgusting food.

[hell-offical]

*nodding slowly*

… Well… I can’t say that I‘m not admiring your passion……

IF WE WEREN’T TALKING ABOUT PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!!!!!

GEESE, CHARGE!!!!!!!

*a horde of millions over millions of geese, all armed with various weapons ranging in severity from nuclear arms to little stick swords, charge towards you*

[offical-hater-offical]

*pulls out a remote with a comedically large red button*

"BEHOLD MY ANTI GOOSE LAZER!!!"

*a giant Lazer beams down from the sky and vapour rises the geese leaving nothing but a large pile of dust that used to be the geese*

[hell-offical]

AH DAMN IT!!!!!!

Why does tho keep on happening???? EVERY TIME THE DAMN LASERS!!!!

ahhhhh… @alarm-clock-offical … guess you’ll have to do some extra work……

Anyway….

*throws a goose feather shaped whistle at you, which turns you into a goose*

GOT ANYTHING MORE TO SAY?????

[offical-hater-offical]

Lucky I have my trusty un-goosing button

*clicks a big green button on my remote*

*turns back to my original form, throws down a smoke bomb and by the time the smoke clears they have disappeared*

[alarm-clock-offical]

WAKE UP ⏰⏰⏰⏰ !!!!!!

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

what shall I do boss

[hell-offical]

HELL, we are storming hell (the actual place… NOT ME)

We’ll have to throw out all the angles (yes…there are currently angles in hell…the demons are in heaven….long story…) and REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!

Here… I’ve got something you can do…

*hands you a glass full of goose feather shaped whistles*

Just throw one of these at someone and they will turn into a goose and be part of my geese army from then on…. BUT DON’T TOUCH THEM YOURSELF!!!!!! Wear gloves as long as you don’t want to turn into a goose…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

*puts gloves on the hands of my clock face*

*runs around throwing the goose whistles at the angels*

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

[hell-offical]

That…. Wasn’t exactly what I meant…. BUT OKAY!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!

*starts throwing whistles too*

[alarm-clock-offical]

⏰⏰

this is fun!

*continues throwing whistles*

[hell-offical]

Pineapple pizza be upon you.

-@heaven-offical

THANK YOU!!!!!

*reaches for Nutella, edible glitter and jelly beans*

How is the situation with the demons in heaven going????

[heaven-offical]

They’re making me insane. I don’t like them.

[hell-offical]

Yep… guess why I moved in with @supervillain-offical when I did….

You can keep them!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

I don’t want to keep them. They’re crazy!

I miss the angels… Never thought I would say that.

[hell-offical]

….well you most certainly can get them too!!!!!!!!

Then I could finally fulfill my dream of staffing the entire of hell with geese…..

[heaven-offical]

So the demons are just going to invade heaven then?… Yeah that sounds good.

[hell-offical]

Well… YES!!!!!!

Or ……we could just band together and throw out the all demons and angles from heaven and hell respectively!!!!!!

AND THEN, THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!!!!!

[heaven-offical]

They’re either going to be thrown out into the void or earth if we do. But eh, let’s do it. Sounds fun.

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!

Wait, I’ll gather some help!

@supervillain-offical Do you still want your holiday home????????? And @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical you both are hired to help, so do your job!!!!!!

[alarm-clock-offical]

what shall I do boss

[hell-offical]

HELL, we are storming hell (the actual place… NOT ME)

We’ll have to throw out all the angles (yes…there are currently angles in hell…the demons are in heaven….long story…) and REPLACE THEM WITH GEESE!!!!!

Here… I’ve got something you can do…

*hands you a glass full of goose feather shaped whistles*

Just throw one of these at someone and they will turn into a goose and be part of my geese army from then on…. BUT DON’T TOUCH THEM YOURSELF!!!!!! Wear gloves as long as you don’t want to turn into a goose…..

[alarm-clock-offical]

*puts gloves on the hands of my clock face*

*runs around throwing the goose whistles at the angels*

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe