types of lfters
lyftaholic,owns way to much fucking makeup, needs to donate so stuff already, lfts habitually,like goes lfting every Saturday morning or whatever, goes over the felony limit by accident, takes pretty much exclusively clothing and makeup, not the most careful and most likely to get caught
boring lifter, will go to a cvs and legit leave with advil, tampons, and a water bottle. probably fairly cheap. shoplfts from dollar stores, and steals the generic version of groceries. likely lives on there own and got into lfting as a way to make there budget better. not very materialistic, treats the stuff they lft well even though they can just get more
booster, steals like 47 mascaras, probably the one who keep posting about not dnaing from independent amazon sellers. has an internal spread sheet of what sells for the most money and what is easier to get hands on. despite this business they have no budget, no emergency fund, and are basically always blindsided by bills because they know they can just swing by the store a pick up 100$
the crazy bitch, probably takes glasses, silverware, and wall art from restaurants. the one who steals security camera. at some level just in it for the challenge. steals stuff for friends regular even when being asked not to, all their friends know they shoplft. if someone they know has a half eye glanced at a makeup pallet it will be handed to them once they get back to the car. you keep thinking they are going to get caught but they are crazy good because if they weren’t they would have been put in jail years ago.
the spreadsheet, this person have lifting down to a formula of what you can get, where, without every getting sussed out even once. they are the ones who scope out stores before lifting there, check out the local posting for lp jobs to see what loss protection does and doesn’t do, look up company policy on what to do with shoplifters, know local laws, write down where they shoplift and when, and preplan there route. absolute masters at dnaing because they can tell you the exact amount you can get from every website to exist since 1995.
