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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@heavenlysanchez
By: Michelle Catherine | crazycatladyldn
heavenlysanchez:
Im here, with my stolen pooch. Im sure the owner is crying
cee, stop stealing ronaldo! i’m telling dad to get you your own dog for your birthday.
I dont want my own pooch. Im happy with yours
Im here, with my stolen pooch. Im sure the owner is crying
a royal invitation
Ofcourse I am ready to meet her. Let’s go sugar plum.
Jesus take the wheel.
a royal invitation
heavenlysanchez:
Originally posted by ayyariana
Ugh, im going back to sleep. Tell Carmella i got food poisoning
wait, you got food poisoning? is this from john’s cooking?
Sounds like another proposal mister. Its your funeral
If it was a proposal you would know.
Good to know. So ready to meet carmella?
a royal invitation
heavenlysanchez:
Originally posted by ayyariana
Ugh, im going back to sleep. Tell Carmella i got food poisoning
wait, you got food poisoning? is this from john’s cooking?
Sounds like another proposal mister. Its your funeral
a royal invitation
heavenlysanchez:
I will end you. And your little dog too if you tell her where i am.
okay, my lips are sealed. just don’ threaten my dog. i haven’t even named him or her yet.
We are on the same page
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heavenlysanchez:
Originally posted by ayyariana
Umm yeah… sure.
should i get you a doctor? maybe your mom should come check up on you, make sure you’re okay.
I will end you. And your little dog too if you tell her where i am.
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heavenlysanchez:
Originally posted by ayyariana
Ugh, im going back to sleep. Tell Carmella i got food poisoning
wait, you got food poisoning? is this from john’s cooking?
Look!
Antonia, matty mom, is one person. She likes you
Papa, a bit difficult but nothing i cant handle.
My mama? Ms. Carmella Rosales? Impossible to please.
Do you want to be interrogated?
a royal invitation
heavenlysanchez:
Originally posted by ayyariana
Ugh, im going back to sleep. Tell Carmella i got food poisoning
wait, you got food poisoning? is this from john’s cooking?
Umm yeah... sure.
a royal invitation
royalburnbook:
as personally requested by your hostess, her majesty queen magdalena of monaco, i have been tasked with inviting you all to a very special lunch today. attendance to this family affair will be mandatory. there will be severe consequences for those who choose to opt out (and i don’t mean a nasty gossip blast). oh, did i say family affair? you heard that right. surprise bitches - it’s parents day! the fun’s over lovelies because mommy and daddy are in town to visit, and they just can’t wait to see what lovely upstanding citizens you have all become. here are all the deets:
date: monday, may 19th time: 12:00PM location: palace of monaco - grand state room dress code: smart casual
i just love a good family reunion, don’t you?
xoxo, the burnbook
ps - if you’re stupid enough to think that this is fake, well then, it’s your funeral.
MOM AND DAD ARE HERE?!?!?!? HECK YA!!!! you hear that @heavenlysanchez?????
Ugh, im going back to sleep. Tell Carmella i got food poisoning
She loves me... i swear
@itsgracemcavoy
#Hacked
itsgracemcavoy:
i just sold this girl a cactus, so i think this conference (or whatever this is) will be just as easy.
You know, I’ve been here for about a week and I still have no idea what I’m supposed to be doing here? But I agree… I can give you a couple names that should be easy to dupe. Benji, Matty… Albany and Roger… yeah, there are a lot.
I like you devin... i really do. You wowed the crowd and is an awesome teacher. But bro bro is off limits. Compensate on the situaway. Capiche?
What would your Tinder bio say?
Bye felicia
Hey! I have an idea. Do you want to be my swipe right for a few night?
I’ll be your swipe right a lot longer than a few nights. ;)
An international booty call? I can get with that //swipe right
What would your Tinder bio say?
Bye felicia
Hey! I have an idea. Do you want to be my swipe right for a few night?
What would your Tinder bio say?
Bye felicia
Alrightie then. Its a saying... got it
What would your Tinder bio say?
Bye felicia
So uh brah, whos Felicia and why are you saying bye?