Mateo Sanchez

soccer enthusiast. proud colombian. dog lover. hugs, not drugs. not affiliated with james rodriguez.

[matty-o-sanchez]

heavenlysanchez:

Im here, with my stolen pooch. Im sure the owner is crying

cee, stop stealing ronaldo! i’m telling dad to get you your own dog for your birthday.

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a royal invitation

[matty-o-sanchez]

heavenlysanchez:

I will end you. And your little dog too if you tell her where i am.

okay, my lips are sealed. just don’ threaten my dog. i haven’t even named him or her yet.

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a royal invitation

[matty-o-sanchez]

heavenlysanchez:

Originally posted by ayyariana

Umm yeah… sure.

should i get you a doctor? maybe your mom should come check up on you, make sure you’re okay.

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a royal invitation

[matty-o-sanchez]

heavenlysanchez:

Originally posted by ayyariana

Ugh, im going back to sleep. Tell Carmella i got food poisoning

wait, you got food poisoning? is this from john’s cooking?

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a royal invitation

[matty-o-sanchez]

royalburnbook:

as personally requested by your hostess, her majesty queen magdalena of monaco, i have been tasked with inviting you all to a very special lunch today. attendance to this family affair will be mandatory. there will be severe consequences for those who choose to opt out (and i don’t mean a nasty gossip blast). oh, did i say family affair? you heard that right. surprise bitches - it’s parents day! the fun’s over lovelies because mommy and daddy are in town to visit, and they just can’t wait to see what lovely upstanding citizens you have all become. here are all the deets:

date: monday, may 19th time: 12:00PM location: palace of monaco - grand state room dress code: smart casual

i just love a good family reunion, don’t you?

xoxo, the burnbook

ps - if you’re stupid enough to think that this is fake, well then, it’s your funeral.

MOM AND DAD ARE HERE?!?!?!? HECK YA!!!! you hear that @heavenlysanchez​?????

[matty-o-sanchez]

heavenlysanchez:

Originally posted by ayyariana

👻 this is your sister from beyond the grave. Papa already has that covered

.........wait, forrealz????????

[matty-o-sanchez]

would’ve preferred a dog over a stripper surprise, but what can ya do thanks for a great birthday party @heavenlysanchez!

[matty-o-sanchez]

[text] Happy birthday, Matty. Hope you have a wonderful day, darling. We should have lunch tomorrow, and I can give you your present.

[TXT MSG]: thanks fi![TXT MSG]: super down for lunch. but you didn’t have to get me a present!

[matty-o-sanchez]

princessfifiblake:

[text] What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t get you a birthday present? After all we’ve been through? [text] I also feel really bad that I won’t be coming to your party tonight, but some stuff came up, and I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to be out and about right now. [text] you understand, right?

[TXT MSG]: well, thanks again fi. that’s super awesome of you [TXT MSG]: yaa don’t worry ‘bout it! i hope everything’s okay!

[matty-o-sanchez]

actual-trash-princess:

I may not be the friendliest child in the sandbox, but I know a decent person when I see one. I figured I’d wish you a happy birthday. 

thanks man, that’s real cool of you. you should stop by my party if you got some time.

[matty-o-sanchez]

[text] Happy birthday, Matty. Hope you have a wonderful day, darling. We should have lunch tomorrow, and I can give you your present.

[TXT MSG]: thanks fi![TXT MSG]: super down for lunch. but you didn’t have to get me a present!

[matty-o-sanchez]

thanks for all the birthday wishes you guys! hope to see everyone out tonight!

[matty-o-sanchez]

Your dare is: Wear a sign that says ‘kiss me if you think I’m cute’ for an hour. xoxo, the Burnbook

i promise i wasn’t tryna be a dirty skeez last night

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Your dare is: Randomly give someone a back massage without their permission. xoxo, the Burnbook

Done. Thanks, Matty, for going along with it. 

[matty-o-sanchez]

anything for my bro

[matty-o-sanchez]

heavenlysanchez:

Lol

Ive never laughed so hard today till now

what??? i didn’t know mom was gonna be in town?!?

[matty-o-sanchez]

Mama [TEXT]: my one and only, what do you want for your birthday?

[TXT MSG]: hola mama[TXT MSG]: i’ll be happy with anything you get for me!

[matty-o-sanchez]

randomishnhmu:

[Text]: i have one present you will like very much

[Text]: but something else. Do you need anything for soccer? A car? Anything?

[TXT MSG]: i guess a new pair of cleats wouldn’t hurt [TXT MSG]: but that’s it though. please don’t go overboard with anything.

[matty-o-sanchez]

Mama [TEXT]: my one and only, what do you want for your birthday?

[TXT MSG]: hola mama[TXT MSG]: i’ll be happy with anything you get for me!

[matty-o-sanchez]

they didn’t have a woody costume, so this’ll do 😔