Monty Pythonâs Spamalot sentence starters p.4
Feel free to change up pronouns, names, and sentences a bit!
âOh fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot from the Court of Camelot, I have come to take youâŠ.away âŠand oh âŠIâm terribly sorryâŠâ
âWell, letâs not jump to conclusionsâŠ. Say, these are nice curtains.â
âExcuse me! Did you kill those guards?â
âEr, well, the thing is⊠I thought your son⊠was a lady.â
âDidnât mean to? You put your sword through his head.â
âYou kicked the bride in the chest!â
âMove aside your scarbardâ
âHe can finally come out and say that heâs G-A-Y-M-C-A!â
âYou might as well just fess up really, youâre a different kind of guyâ
âJust grab your underpantsâ
âIâm all alone. Quite all alone. No one to comfort or guide me.â
âWhy is there no one here with me?â
âSure, Iâve been off stage for far too long, but I am here to help you and I always have been.â
âYouâve been in a Broadway show all the time.â
âAll right. Weâll find you a shrubberyâ
âThe Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!â
âDonât grumble, give a whistle!â
âIf life seems jolly rotten, thereâs something youâve forgotten! And thatâs to laugh and smile and dance and singâÂ
âAlways look on the bright side of death!â
âJust remember that the last laugh is all on you!â
âI command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!â
ââTis but a scratchâ
âA scratch? Your armâs off!â
âVictory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy ââ
âLook, you stupid bastard, youâve got no arms left.â
âItâs just a flesh wound.âÂ
âYou yellow bastard! Iâll bite your legs off! You chickenshit, lily-livered, upper class twitâ
âThe Black Knight always triumphs! Iâm invincible!â
â Stop it. Stop it. No more bloody singing!â
â______, will you marry me?â
âAaaaugh! Aaaugh! He said the word again!â
âWe are now The Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-f'tang-f'tang- boing-boing-olĂ© biscuit barrelâ
âEcky, ecky, F'tang, F'tangâŠâ