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22・female

[sexxxlessdemonsandscars]

GILLE’LOVES, “薔薇の王国 ROSE KINGDOM”, 1991  [x]

[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced?

me:

[silentthevoice]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

[nfornihilism]

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

[dirtbaby2016]

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

[asap-dumpster-deactivated202109]

appendicitis

[hebehesve]

I got scolded for the 2nd time today, I guess my boss doesn’t like polite people

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[sixpenceee]

Using a decoy seal to capture shark attack | source

[driipkidoo-deactivated20210825]

everytime i refresh my timeline a new bitch is sad

[princessbento]

stop refreshing it then you sicko

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[ankleblister]

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

[doyouhearthunder]

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

[funnytwittertweets]

[wauryd]

Donald F Mastick accidentally swallowed some plutonium on August 1st, 1944, when a vial he was working for exploded. He did not report an orange taste, probably because he was a bit distracted.

[feraligatr]

well

what did it taste like

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[zinogre]

gangnam style came on the radio again

[kawaiisquad]

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

[marmalade-chainsaws]

@ashorterurl :  I want a KAI MOMENT from the 15th.  I just like the way he plays the drums like he’s vibing :’(

Gif requests: 10/?

[realhumanbaby]

[fageleh]

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.