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Gabe Saporta. Way too old. Starting an army of young Jews (kidding, I'm a rabbi). Find me @ rabbisaporta79 (RP only, super fake)

[hebrewschoolterror]

I feel like I missed things, someone please catch me up

[oakheartforum]

👀👀👀

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[hebrewschoolterror]

I can’t even tell what the middle emoji is, I’m not sure why the calendar, and yet I think I agree...

[demonfvckerr]

come find me on the boardwalk. 💕

[hebrewschoolterror]

Here we go. The funnel cake debacle. That’s what we’re calling the dash right now

[ravensloane]

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

[hebrewschoolterror]

Just saw a program on the cable guide that said “fishing” but I read it as “fisting” sooooo yeah. That’s how my day’s going, I guess

[hebrewschoolterror]

I FORGOT there was an event. Shame on me and away I go

[hebrewschoolterror]

All those likes on my date application post but no one in my DMs. Truly tragic

[hebrewschoolterror]

@averagedjoblogs I tried to message you but GH mobile hates me again 😣

[returnofthejoedi]

Ahoy there! Are you ready to set sail on this ocean of shitposts with me? I’ll be your captain i’m Joe Keery. In the mood for a good cup of coffee with a terrible joke printed on the holder? then get your ass down to Average Cup Of Joe where you’ll find me mostly working and eating every flavor of cake pop we have in house that day. if you wanna be friends and share dumb memes then feel free to slide into the dm’s at cupofjoek

[hebrewschoolterror]

Accepting applications for a date. All are welcome to apply. Can be platonic or romantic but trust me, romantic will be way more fun— 😘

[kenkudruid]

this may not be my bathroom or my jacket, but that is MY ugly phone charging case

[hebrewschoolterror]

Had my GH on my profile wrong but I fixed it now

[hebrewschoolterror]

The High Holidays are approaching and I have, yet again, found myself behind in my preparations. Please send help

[demonfvckerr]

[[sailor moon theme song voice]] ✨ tending bars by moonlight, teaching three year olds by daylight. never running from my switch time! i am the one named — harper jade nguyen. ✨

i’m a preschool teacher and part time bartender here in town. i spend my free time making sure my animal crossing island is in peak condition and occasionally dating some of those hot monsters in monster prom. outside of that you can catch me watching (and rewatching animes), documentaries, and reading anything i can get my hands on. let’s plan out an adventure @ cmonxmarksthespot

[hebrewschoolterror]

Why is no one making out with me?

[hebrewschoolterror]

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