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[oldnorseisa]

Adam Parrish - The Magician

[heckinmax]

hey FUCK

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”

She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live

[thycatsays]

And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh

[habits-white-rabbit]

Flabotomist

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[jaybybyby]

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

[i-am-a-fish]

…u sure?

[heckinmax]

Absolutely

[markiplier]

100k NOTES AND I’LL TAKE A NAP.

I SWEAR.

I’LL DO IT.

don’t test me.

[heckinmax]

Evan Peters is a beautiful beautiful man