heenuna

kathy | bi | writes stuff

[heenuna]

`` sfw // nsfw blog, so be careful here

`` katherine // she/her // 21

``˖ ࣪ ་ basic info about me

— 2w1, infj, slytherin

— sun capricorn, moon taurus, asc cancer

— uni student, high key l♡ver ˖ ࣪ ་ ִֶָ

``˖ ࣪ ་ my works

no hate is allowed here, stay healthy and positive

i write sub!idol and dom!fem!reader only ~ sometimes my own thoughts as well :]

requests are closed, asks are always open

© heenuna | est. 2020

[heenuna]

damn, i was going to write a damn huge speculation about coping with negative feelings and stuff but i've hust stopped crying and it feels impossible

do not forget to drink water, write things in your diary if you have any and think about events globally to see if they worth your precious tears or not

love you all~!

[heenuna]

hello, loveys.

im not sure if you still remember me, but it doesn't really matter. im here to say a little bit of information about me and then send you a huge message. i hope you do no mind it.

as you all may have noticed, ive left without any warning and it was an impolite gesture. and im so sorry of that.

anyway, everything goes on, and my life does. when i just started writing, my fics felt like an escape. i was really eager to blend in my own reality and hide there, to find peace. and i did. i was creating numerous world one by one, as if i were a goddess, and the creation itself felt like a miracle, because i didn't feel lonely anymore.

i was writing mostly romantic stories, because i craved love itself and all it's colours. back then ive been healing for 5 years and it felt like a real weight on my shoulders, i just couldn't focus on anything but my trauma, and that's the reason why i was so into being happy at least in my fics.

and then ive started changing: ive met my significant other, ive got rid of some friends and some friends got rid of me, what is totally okay, id never blame them for that. ive changed. and ive confronted so much things.

ive learned my lesson. ive learned how to be responsible for my words and actions, to be responsible for my own decisions and my thoughts, to be responsible for my happiness and wholesomeness. it was hard and Im still learning how to be the best version of me, and i hope i do fine.

nowadays im busy with my studies and people. ive changed and become more sociable, ive realized that people are not scary, at least, not all of them. ive learned to be friendly, to start conversations, to help without expecting anything back, not to take things for granted and be grateful for everything im given.

do i think about coming back to writing?

i do. i do it everyday, because i do remember how much i loved it, and all those wonderful people who ive met here. i do love writing. and i know im good at it.

but.

i still have to learn to write something irrespective of my traumas and pains. i do want my stories to be colourful, true to life and fascinating.

am i ready to be an author you deserve to read?

im not sure, that's why i cannot come back. but i do carry a little peace of hope in my chest, that someday ill be back.

thank you all for being so supportive and for loving my past self. i loved you and i still do, no matter where i am and how much time passes by.

thank you. ❤️

[heenuna]

I have such a big intention to write something but I just cannot force myself to do that...

[sweetiehyuka]

Sweet Creature - Choi Yeonjun

♡

Warnings - sub!yeonjun, gn!reader, dom!reader, sex in the forest/in a field, bottom yj, reader misleads yeonjun a little, light degrading, dacryphillia, penetration without protection mentioned overstimulation, pet names, fluffy ending

wc - 2k

Note - i couldn't resist my beautiful pixie boy in the daydream teaser <3 listen to ceilings by beabadoobee whilst reading this i promise it will be even better if you do

♡

This forest was like your home. Your feet knew this soil better than they knew any tile or carpet, and your skin knew this sunlight better than any artificial lamp or lightbulb. You were familiar with every tree, every flower, every little creature that lived here too.

As you wandered, the smell of dry grass filling your nostrils, you came across a creature that’s rare to spot here. Another human. A boy, to be exact.

When you found him, he was sitting in a patch of grass with his back turned away from you, eyes shut and head tilted up towards the sky. His torso was bare and his blue jeans sat low on his hips, allowing you to eye the curve of his hips and the line of his body perfectly. His skin was tan and looked impossibly soft. Maybe it was just beads of sweat, but you swear you could see specs of glitter sprinkles across his neck and back. He looked delectable.

This happens often. Pretty boys come wandering in here, not realising exactly how big the forest is, and not realising that there’s another, very hungry, person waiting to whisk them away and show them heaven.

As soon as you saw him, you wanted to have him. And have him you would.

♡

When you step towards him, some leaves crunch beneath your feet, startling the boy. 

You just stand there, still, the sun washing over you like a spotlight. You attempt to look demure and innocent, hoping he would trust you enough to talk to you.

The boy stares right back at you, hair fluttering in the breeze, cat-like eyes narrowed and focused.

“Hello?”

So, he speaks. 

As his lips move, you swear you can see sunlight glide across them, the pink of their plush flesh matching the little spots of sunburn dotted around his t zone.

“Hi,” you reply, edging closer to him, smiling. As he watches your lips curl up into a smile, a hint of confusion flashes over his eyes, making him look even more delicious than before. “are you lost?”

You can see the cogs turning in his head as he decides what to say, and you assume he’s deciding whether to be truthful and say he is, or lie to protect himself. After a few seconds, he responds.

“Yeah, kinda…”

You smile softly, hiding your intentions.

“I know my way around here well. I live nearby, so if you’d like, I can help you get out.”

His eyes light up at your offer, and you have to stop yourself from giggling over how cute he is. You hold your hand out to him and he takes it, looking up at you with a sense of fondness. 

This was gonna be easier than you thought.

♡

For about fourty minutes now, you have been leading Yeonjun through the forest. Unbeknownst to him, you had been leading him deeper and deeper inside rather than towards an exit like you had promised, as you had a certain spot in mind you wanted to take him to. It was a small field of daisies situated in a circle of willow trees ; the thought of him on his back beneath you, pretty face headed by a crown of daisies, blades of grass stuck to his soft skin, lit your stomach afire and made your desires grow stronger.

The journey had been mostly made in silence, only a few sentences of small talk and queries about directions struck up now and then. You tried to keep walking one or two steps behind him so you could admire him as he walked.

Finally, you arrive at the field. The boy gasps, tracing his fingers long the leaves of the willow trees as he walks through them, clearly not knowing whether to focus on the beautiful flowers he was walking through or the large, drooping trees that surrounded him.

“Pretty, right?”

He nods, still a little awestruck.

“We can rest here, if you want?” you propose, internally pleading that he’ll take you up on the idea. Without a second thought, he skips out of the shade of the trees and right into the middle of the small field, smiling back at you and holding his arms out . You have the urge to skip too, but you still want to keep up your facade of purity, so you decide to traipse over, wearing a shy smile on your face.

You both take a seat in the grass, and you can’t help but to stare at his lips, only now just noticing exactly how plush and kissable they look…

You can’t wait any longer.

You begin to lean in, parting your lips, but when he flinches away, you immediately pause.

"W-what are you doing?"

Feigning innocence, you shuffle back slightly.

"I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable. You just look so pretty-"

"You don't even know my name..."

You cock your head back slightly.

"I don't need to know your name to want to kiss you, angel."

A blush creeps onto his face at your sudden shift in confidence. He can’t hide that you’re exciting him, so you take the hint that it’s most likely fine to continue trying to seduce him.

"Like it when I call you angel, huh?"

He nods, smiling sheepishly. You kiss him on his red cheek, causing him to hide his face in his hands. He's so cute, you feel like you're gonna explode. 

When he looks back up at you, something in the atmosphere shifts. The giddiness in his eyes turns into some kind of longing as they look up and down the line of your body, staying on your lips for a beat too long. This time, he moves in to kiss you, and you happily oblige.

♡

For around fifteen minutes, you make out, and it only takes around two minutes until you start feeling at each others bodies. The boy’s desperation is very clear to you ; from his furrowed brows to his little whines to his growing hard on, his body is giving you many signs that he definitely wants you too. 

“Wanna take this a step further?” you whisper, lips brushing against his ear, his hair tickling your cheek. He nods.

“I-I’d like that…”

You giggle at his cuteness, then instruct him to take off his jeans, and that he does.

Nothing even has to be said to the boy ; he just lays down, already submitting to you before you have to instruct him to do anything. Gazing down at him warmly, you move to straddle his tummy, the squish of your thighs against his slender waist feeling heavenly. As you take in the sight beneath you, your breath hitches. This is exactly what you wanted. The dreamy boy’s skin glows in the sun, almost like a heavenly aura, and the daisies above his head are in the shape of a ring, almost like a halo. Angel really was the right nickname to choose for him, because that’s exactly what he is. A pretty little angel.

“You ready, sweetheart?”

The boy nods eagerly, eyes clouded with lust. You pet his soft hair then lift yourself up onto your knees, shuffling back a little bit in the grass so that you’re hovering over his pretty cock.

Of course, you weren’t going to give him what he wanted that easily.

You reach down and take his cock into your hand. You give it a firm squeeze and he whines, just like you wanted. You jerk it slowly, smirking as he babbles under his breath. 

“Don’ tease me, please…” he whispers, but you just shake your head - a wordless sign that you’re gonna do whatever you damn please, and he’s going to take it.

After a few minutes of teasing the boy with slow strokes and harsh squeezes, you finally lower yourself down onto his tip, grinning wickedly as he arches his back and cries out.

"P-please! More!" He yells, his nails digging into the flesh of your hips. You giggle, gaining great satisfaction when he pouts.

"Don' mock me..." he mumbles, blinking back tears.

"How could I resist?" you say, tone laced with venom. "You're too easy to mock."

Before he can open his mouth to retort, you slam down onto his dick with a feral groan, revelling in the way his eyes squeeze shut and his head curls away from you. You pay no mind to the stretch ; the heat of the sun mixed with the burn in your groin makes you even hornier than you were before. On top of that, the boy looks even prettier than before with tears clumping his long, pretty lashes together. Not hesitating for a second, you grab his face and turn it towards you.

"Look at me,"

The boy whines, not opening his eyes. You grip his cheeks tighter, pushing his lips out into a pout and bringing his blood to the surface of his skin.

"I said look at me, slut."

At the insult, his eyes fly open, and you feel his dick twitch inside you. Chuckling, you let his face go, and his mouth falls open in a silent gasp.

He's about to say something, but then, without warning, you start moving your hips. And fast, too. As expected, he mewls, arms spasming and legs kicking. Between moans, you laugh. He's so fucking pathetic, and pathetic boys are so damn hot. You grind faster, placing your hands on his torso, running them over the expanse of his chest and the pudge of his tummy. As expected, his skin is the softest you’ve ever touched ; you feel like if you prodded it hard enough it would just tear, and the thought of this beautiful boy bruised and broken through the means of your fingertips makes you rut harder, moaning deep and loud. 

♡

Needless to say, you didn’t go easy on the poor boy. By the time you were done with him, he was panting on his back, near passing out from overstimulation and most likely also heat exhaustion.

Now, he was laying in your arms, cuddled into you. The two of you enjoyed your post-orgasm glow in silence, enjoying the peaceful sounds of nature, the heat of the sun, and the warmth of each other's bodies.

After fucking him, you had plucked a few daisies and woven them through his soft-but-sweaty locks, so now you were twirling the petals between your fingers, careful to be gentle so you didn’t accidentally pull a hair and hurt him.

“You’re not just gonna leave me here, are you?” he mumbles. He doesn’t sound too worried ; for some reason, he really does seem to trust you. How adorable.

Usually, you really would just… leave them there. Sometimes you wouldn’t even make the boys cum, you’d just chase your own high then leave them empty handed. But this boy was different. You couldn’t put your finger on why. He just was.

After kissing him on his forehead, you respond,

“No, little angel.” you press another kiss to his forehead. “I’ll take care of you, don’t worry.”

“Yay,” he whispers, a hint of giddiness in his voice. Smiling, you squish your cheek into his forehead, the sound of his lazy giggles making your heart warm. 

Maybe, just maybe, you wanna keep this one.

♡

[sweetiehyuka]

100 NOTES YAY :3

[heenuna]

OH MY GOODNESS IT'S SO GOOOOD 😍🖤

[heenuna]

I love you baby <3

- xoxo your best girl

LOVE YOUU <3

[heenuna]

sunshine bay

pairing: reader / heuning kai

genre: slight smut

warnings: breastsucking, exhibitionism

word count: 1900+

tag list: @laxatives4hre @wntrsgf @sweetiehyuka @jngsngie @wakeyjaykey @fallinforgyu @moonxchan

Keep reading

[nannoning-r]

wow, i just reread this, and i forgot how much i loved it, really….

the romantic atmosphere gives me butterflies, and the details really make my skin warm as if the sun is shining, it makes me miss summer…

rina, youre truly one of the most talented writers. this will always be one of my favourites <3

[heenuna]

such comments make my heart melt and I do appreciate every warm word you say <3

I can't wait to come back to writing someday

[heenuna]

! personal moodboard tag game !

rules: go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is!

oof this one is so wow.. i don't even know how to combine them in one aesthetic.. used katherine tho

i tag anyone who wants to participate!!

[mylovesung]

I wasn’t rlly tagged but this looked fun! <33

I think it turned out surprisingly cute 😭

tagging anyone else who wants to participate~

how to? go on Pinterest and search “[your name] core aesthetic” and use the first 9 images to create a moodboard !

[heenuna]

Loooks reaaly amazing :3

[sweetiehyuka]

precious - choi yeonjun

warnings - gn reader, sub!yeonjun, cat hybrid!yeonjun, soft dom!reader, owner!reader, teasing, light bondage

wc - 0.7k

~

Yeonjun is so adorable like this. Spread out on the bed, ears twitching, tail curled between his open legs ; his body baring nothing but the silk that binds his ankles together and his wrists above his head. The gasps that fall out of his mouth - punctuated with little whines when they get caught at the back of his throat - are the prettiest little noises you’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing. It may be selfish, but you enjoy keeping him like this for a while. You know he doesn’t mind, though. All he wants to be is the perfect little toy for you. An obedient little toy. A good kitty.

So, yes, he’s beyond adorable. Delectable, infact. So deliciously cute that you’re almost convinced you could eat him up if you wanted to. And honestly, you kind of do want to. But he’s too pretty to not at least play with first.

You trace your fingers along the line of his soft torso ; down his ribcage, over the pudge of his tummy, across the birthmark on his pelvic line and finishing with a squish of his plush thighs. The smooth texture of his skin almost feels like silk under your touch. His fluffy tail swishes, almost as if he’s silently encouraging you to continue touching him. So, to push him further, you remove your hands from his body altogether.

Once you’re finished admiring him, you lean down to whisper in his ear, propping yourself up with your forearms and hovering over him.

Keep reading

[sweetiehyuka]

not this SEVERELY flopping 💀💀💀💀

[heenuna]

go read it yall!!

[heenuna]

! personal moodboard tag game !

rules: go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is!

oof this one is so wow.. i don't even know how to combine them in one aesthetic.. used katherine tho

i tag anyone who wants to participate!!

[sweetiehyuka]

me and @heenuna being unwell at the same time proves that we are destined to be in love 🥰💗

[heenuna]

gosh yea even the disease is the same :0 it's a real destinyyyy 🖤

[jaylaxies]

KINKTOBER DAY 11 — PUBLIC SEX

PAIRING: heeseung x fem!reader

GENRE/CW: smut, unprotected sex, fingering, public sex, mentions of swimming pool, shower, and nicknames.

WC: 1096

WARNING: 18+ content, minors dni

A/N: hihi, angels! this one is for my beloved @hee-pster I really hope that you like it! :3 all likes, comments, reblogs and feedbacks are highly appreciated! it keeps me motivated! iloveyou all <3

“You should go talk to him,” your friend spoke out of nowhere, breaking your trance as you shamelessly stared at the man in the pool.

You turned to look at her, a smirk present on her face as she caught you practically eye fucking the most popular guy of your school. It wasn’t your fault, he did look pretty as he swam around in the almost empty pool, hair wet and his torso on display for you.

“Oh, wait! You don’t want to talk to him, you want him to fuck you instead,” she commented the obvious.

“And I want you to fuck off,” you smiled at her sweetly, middle finger on display for her.

“That’s just your hormones speaking, sweetheart. You need that dick, go and get it,” your friend spoke with a wink, excusing herself to leave you all alone.

The pool was almost empty, the closing time was nearing per second and you noticed how everyone was quick to empty the pool.

Another thing which you noticed was, Lee Heeseung’s stare on you, a cocky smile on his face as he lifted himself up and got out of the water, droplets rushing down his perfectly carved body.

You needed him.

Having no confidence to go up to him, you rushed to the women's changing and shower room. It was empty, and you were sure that the guards would come by to check in the next twenty minutes to ensure that everyone had left.

Getting rid of your swimsuit in the shower stall, you turned the water on, the warm water soothing your body and mind as your mind tried hard not to let Lee Heeseung invade it.

That was a hard thing to do since your mind was stuck on the fact that Heeseung had stared at you with such intensity in his eyes, you felt a strong sensation in your lower abdomen.

A sigh left your body as the water droplets cleansed your skin, your hand travelling down your bare body, fingertips touching yourself as you breathed hard. It wasn’t the best time for you to be feeling this way, this desperate.

It was something that couldn’t be helped.

You leaned against the wall, grabbing your tit and squeezing it gently before you closed your eyes, continuing to touch yourself ever so lightly, fingers brushing against your clit, eliciting a moan out of your mouth, more specially, a name left your lips oh so desperately.

A low chuckle and a slight movement of the curtain made you stop instantly, your eyes opening to find no other than Lee Heeseung standing under the shower with you, eyes widening as he pulled you closer to him.

“Want me that much, angel?” His eyes scanned your body with hunger and you let him, it was like a dream come true.

“Hee—” you tried to speak but he was quick to shush you by placing his slender finger on your lips.

“Don’t think I haven’t noticed your stares, I see you each day, Y/n,” he smirked when you whined at his revelation, no shame as you stood naked in front of him, “do you want me, angel?” His voice got deeper as he asked you the question, coming closer to the point that his lips brushed against yours.

“I do,” you breathed out, meeting his eyes, “I need you so much.”

“Tell me where you need me.” He extended his hand.

You were too dazed to even function, yet you somehow held on to his wrist and guided him to your wet slit, gasping as his finger came in contact with your cunt.

He wasted no time in getting rid of his swim shorts, guiding your hand to pump his huge dick as he attacked your lips, biting it and kissing you roughly, trapping you between him and the wall.

His kisses make your face heat up, his lips moved swiftly against yours before you two took a break to catch your breath, his lips near your ear as he inserted a finger inside your pussy, the digit sliding right in, making it hard for you to stand straight.

“Oh baby, I want to ruin you,” he groaned, “gonna make you fall apart on my cock, you’re a needy bitch for me, aren’t you?”

He pumped his two digits in and out of your pussy, curling them inside of you as you whimpered out a yes, “fuck! Yes I am.”

He bit his lip, admiring how easy it was for him to turn you on. He’s had his eyes on you ever since he saw you at the pool, all wet and beautiful. He knew he’d have to make a move some way or the other.

“Keep quiet now,” he warned you, lips on the shell of your ear.

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head at how fast he took out his fingers and turned you around so your cheek was pressed against the wall before he stuffed you with his cock from the back.

“Holy fuck!” You moaned out, trying your best to fit him in.

It took him a few thrusts to bottom out, groaning near your ear as you clenched around him uncontrollably, his big hand grabbing your tit as he fucked you from behind.

It took all of your control to not scream and whimper out loud, the stretch was nothing like you had experienced before, the urgency to finish off made it better, not to mention how this whole session was taking place in public, which again, only helped in your arousal.

You both were breathing hard, you losing your mind with how Heeseung kept on cussing lowly, calling you such names which you had only ever imagined you’d be called.

It took him a few more thrusts before you lost control and clenched around him pathetically, covering his dick with your juices, this action making him moan before he filled you up with his own cum.

He was breathless, his hands holding you up before he turned you around again, pressing a sloppy kiss on your lips as he said, “this isn’t over yet, try not to get caught,” he winked, grabbing his shorts, wearing it before he disappeared.

You were too dazed to make sense of his words, only understanding it once the female guard entered the room, asking if anyone was there.

Thankfully, you were done dressing up and cleaning yourself by the time she caught you, asking why you were still there.

You smiled at her goofily, saying—

“Oh I was just showering.”

TAGLIST:

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[heenuna]

OH GODDESS THAT SO HOT DPSDKSKKASL🥵🔥🔥

[heenuna]

i miss your sub!enha works :( hope you're okay!

hello, I'm sorry for disappearing. I have no inspiration lately and don't feel like writing at all. Studies are hard as well and I barely have time for my life, so... I hope things will settle down soon and I can comeback, but no promises </3

Thank you for kind words, I love you 🥰

[sweetiehyuka]

<3 appreciation post for @heenuna <3

you're my beautiful angel, my vampire wifey, my light in a dark time. you're the coolest and sexiest girl on this earth and you truly are an absolute goddess. it's such a blessing and a privilege to know you, rina, and im always so proud of you ( ꈍᴗꈍ) i want to stay in your life forever 🥺🖤

[heenuna]

OH MY GOODNESS T—T

I just saw ut and I'm like :0 you make my heart beat faster :") you'll always be a patt of my life, you're a parf of meeee, my little bubblegum 💖 LOVE YOU

[hooned]

heeseung: *exists* me: GOD I LOVE HIM.

[heenuna]

txt's sped up songs are my own therapy. i RECOMMEND can't you see me & moa's diary

just chech their sped up versions out... just do it.

[sweetiehyuka]

The Biggest Hits Of Bighit

a Tomorrow X Together fanfiction by my non-moa bff that has been forced to know everything about TXT

wc - too long for bullshit like this

warnings - obviously satire, absolute nonsense, not even funny 😭, space dinosaurs, bang pd does backflips, british supermarkets, sonic the hedgehog, wigs, clones, references to lita ford's song kiss me deadly, bts don't exist in this universe to make txt the most famous group from bighit 💀, a very joking mention of hueningkai dying but it's not serious and he comes back lmao

besties note - hi this is julias friend. hello to her followers. I am incredibly sorry for this fanfiction, we've been having a three day long sleepover and we're driving eachother insane :) also, in the original version, julia featured heavily but she made me remove it cuz I was just making fun of her 😭

100000000 years ago, five boys called Yeonjun, Soobin, Beomgyu, Taehyun and Kai defeated space dinosaurs to stop them from destroying the earth. Now, they have been named the rulers of the universe, and cat and dog is the national anthem of every country on earth. They are the five most beloved people in the world, so what happens when these good boys...go bad?

Yeonjun is alone. He is sat outside co-op on a bench, crying. Soobin senses that his bestie is sad, so he gets in a taxi and rides to the co-op. Unfortunately, I just changed my mind and decided that I want Kai to comfort him instead, so Soobin crashes into a Sainsbury's Local, where he is mobbed by fans.

Suddenly, Yeonjun hears a voice behind him.

"Yeonjun, why are you about to Huening Cry!"

Oh my god. It's Hueningkai.

"I'm gonna Huening Try to make you feel better."

"Kai, I think what's wrong is..." Yeonjun hangs his head. " When we defeated that space dinosaur and wrote cat and dog, the most famous song in the universe, we were good boys. But now... I think we've gone bad."

Hueningkai gasps.

"No we haven't gone bad! What do you mean?"

"Well... I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn't get laid, I got in a fight."

"Huh? That ain't no big thing..."

"Well you see, I was late for my job cuz the traffic was bad, and I had to borrow ten bucks from Soobin's dad!"

Hueningkai gasps. Yeonjun collapses on the floor crying.

"Oh my god, you have gone bad, lol!"

Once Kai says lol out loud, he realises that he's also gone bad, so he collapses and cries too.

A helicopter flies above the co-op, and Bang PD does a backflip out of it and lands infront of the crying boys.

"Omg stop crying u losers lmao we got to film a m dash v"

"But Mr Bang PD, we're good boys that have gone bad."

"Oh my god, write that down! That's your comeback song." Bang PD says, before picking them up and flying into the sky and landing in the helicopter that is being flown by Beomgyu.

Since they are the rulers of the universe, the hybe building is in space. So they go to the hybe building that is in space. When they arrive, Taehyun calls a team meeting, and has to tell the other boygroup - I forgot their name - to leave because it doesn't concern them.

He stands on a soapbox.

"Guys, we are good boys gone bad."

They decide to hold an intervention to discuss why they think they've gone bad.

Yeonjun explains that he had to borrow money from Soobin's dad.

I mixed up yeonjun and taehyun by accident so I don't know a reason for taehyun 😭

Hueningkai says that it's because, even though he's not scared of lions and tigers and bears, he is scared of losing someone special.

Beomgyu just runs in a circle, screams, and goes to his room to cry.

They look around, waiting for the final confession.

"Wait, where's Soobin?"

~

Soobin is Soo-being crushed by fans in Sainsbury's Local. He slithers out of the door and runs to the taxi. Sadly, the taxi driver was tragically killed in the crash, so Soobin had to get his My Little Pony razor scooter out of the boot of the taxi and speeds away towards space - because since it's an MLP Scooter, it has the magic of friendship that can make him fly. However, since it's literally a scooter, he's gonna be flying for a rly long time 😭

"I wish this scooter went faster... by the time I reach home, Yeon-jun might be Old-jun!"

A voice errupts from nowhere.

"Did someone say... fast?"

Way past cool! Gotta go fast! I'm outta here! Other catchphrases Sonic says...!

It's sonic the hedgehog!!!

Soobin gawks, extremely happy.

"Odi, you grew up!"

"Woah, tall guy. I'm sonic."

"Oh,,, anyway... Sonic, the blue blur, the master of fast, how do I go faster?!?! I need to get home!!"

"Idk lol, I just get summoned every time someone says fast." He says, taking a bite of his chilli dog.

"I'm outta here!"

Sonic disappears into a cloud of smoke.

Due to sonics presence, the scooter goes 0.25x speed faster. Yay.

~

Back at bighit, the boys have no choice but to film the music video without Soobin, because the comeback is tomorrow. Hueningkai has to put on a blue wig to pretend to be Soobin, and they just hope that nobody will notice.

~

The music video is released. Everyone notices, but it's okay, because they love it and think it's a post modern work of art masterpiece.

~

At this point, they're really worried, because it's literally been weeks since Soobins disappearance 😭 the people in Sainsbury's Local hadn't reached the self checkout yet, so they couldn't share the news that Soobin was alive. TXT put out ads for a temporary replacement for Soobin, but it didn't gain much traction because the picture in the ad was just Hueningkai in a blue wig.

Just when they were losing hope, they see a huge silhouette at the door. The door opens.

"SOOBIN!" beomgyu shrieks.

"I'm finally here oh my god, let's just film the music video"

Taehyun shakes his head.

"You're late, it's out. Hueningkai wore a wig to replace you. Where were you??"

"I was stuck in Sainsbury's Local! I can't believe you replaced me..."

Odi walks in.

"Sorry lol just getting some milk from the fridge."

Odi walks out.

"Soobin, you need to understand, we've gone bad."

"YOU REPLACED ME WITH KAI IN A WIG!?"

"We're good boys that have gone bad!"

The argument gets literally nowhere because they're arguing about different things.

"But I'm irreplaceable!"

"Guys, stop!" a hysterical yeonjun yodels. "We need to hold a world announcement."

~

The boys stand on top of the Eiffel tower, and look out into the crowd of loving fans. Taehyun accidentally left his soap box at the space dorm, so he just kicks Beomgyus shins and stands on his back instead.

"We have an announcement."

"As you may have realised by our comeback song, we are good boys that have gone bad."

"No!" A fan yells.

"You're still good boys! You're uwu babies!" Another fan adds. "Do aegyo!"

Hueningkai pushes Taehyun off of Beomgyus back and steps up onto him.

"I also have something to say. I lied. I'm a pretty little liar! I AM scared of lions and tigers and bears, but I still wanna be a good boy for our MOA!"

He winks and pokes his cheeks. Everyone screams and cries and throws up.

"So, from now on to work on my bad boy antics, if I see a bear whilst I'm out in the woods I will treat like one of my plushies!"

Two weeks later, Hueningkai was mauled to death by a bear after trying to cuddle it 💔

Suddenly, a large crowd of people with blue wigs on emerge from the streets of Paris.

"Oh my god, the ad," yeonjun says, laughing, as the clones of soobin start climbing up the Eiffel tower.

Just as the clones are about to eat soobin so they can replace him, bang pd does a triple somersault and sprinkles grass on them, and they all immediately hiss and run away because MOAs are allergic to touching grass <3

~

The future is great for TXT. Hueningkai magically comes back to life and they release their new song "Bad Boys Gone Good', which receives amazing reviews.

'omg this song is SO different from the last one 😮🤪 versatile kings 😍😁 - beomgyustoenail123'

They go on to rule the universe for the rest of eternity.

The End <3

[If you read all of this, I'm very shocked. :D]

[heenuna]

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