first and foremost, i am a pervert @hehimmommy - Tumblr Blog

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

rooted-clangen

dawg my discord got hijicked and sent out fuckin spam links... ive fixed it and still have access to the account but ughhh i now have to see if i cant get the guideline strikes off.

i cant message on there till the 15th tho

rooted-clangen

i hate it here

rooted-clangen

im out here making waves. they cant stop me. innovation is key

rooted-clangen

the discord is innovative

sunsetstitches

Today I met happiness

grumpyhedgehogs

I CANNOT for the life of me get this Vecna Wins AU idea out of my head of El accidentally sending Steve back in time before everyone dies in the final confrontation. Like, everyone is actively dying and she's getting ready to pull some psychic time travel but locks eyes with Steve (also dying) at the very Last Second and—oops.

Now El isn't back in time. Steve is. And he has no idea what to do about it. He's a traumatized, barely adult monster hunter in the body of a preppy seventeen year old. El hasn't escaped yet. Will Byers isn't missing yet. Back to the Future isn't even a thing yet! How is he supposed to explain this to Dustin???

Cue Steve Harrington Panicking (tm). This is crazy!

But then he looks around. And Hawkins isn't destroyed, and Eddie Munson is still listening to awful music, and Bob Newby is still working at Radio Shack, and Chrissy Cunningham is still cheering.

Hell, Barb is still alive.

Steve is nothing if not an improvisor. Obviously this is not the ideal situation—and he isn't the ideal person for this situation—but he'll work with what he's got. First thing's first, he needs to figure out how to wrangle Literally Everyone In Hawkins into a more safe, non-eaten-or-destroyed-in-some-grisly-fashion state. He's a good babysitter so he'll just. Babysit the entire town. Protect them all. Save El. Save the world. Easy.

To do that, Steve decides he's gonna have to murder Henry Creel.

He needs someone smarter than him to tell him what to do. Stat. Where's Robin, again? Oh, right, she hates him right now. And he and Nancy aren't a thing yet but she's too distracted by the potential of Steve flirting and their next chemistry final to have the bandwidth to understand the Upside Down and Psychic Time Travel. Jonathan hates him too. Joyce and Hopper are still normal adults who will Definitely Not Listen To Steve. He has no clue who the hell that Murray guy even is.

So, he'll have to get the Party to help him. The Party, who are tiny, and defenseless, and Do Not Like Him. He needs these evil little geniuses to like him.

Which is how Eddie Munson opens his door one October morning in 1983 to find King Steve on his doorstep, ranting incomprehensibly about demogorgons and begging to learn DnD.

where-the-tumbleweed-plays

The dichotomy of the Tumbleweed

clouds-of-wings

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

zoi-no-miko

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

sighinastorm

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

ninjamouse13

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

stealmyheartaway

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

stealmyheartaway

awrruf... c'mere

stealmyheartaway

rrawrf

yugirimistwalker

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

bluesturngold

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

rockergiirl

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

heirtocragflame

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”