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Give Me Five to Emphasize

I can't be missing you You remain such a riddle most of you still unseen

I can't be missing you It was just a tiny fizzle a lot of what had never been

I can't be missing you I am too loud for second fiddle and have so much life to be living

I can't be missing you What we had was so little with so much nothing in between

I can't be missing you So much nothing in that middle nothing to rupture, no break to clean

#poetry #breakup

I hear a lot about how stinky the world used to be back when cigarette smoke was everywhere.

Another nostalgic scent that I do not miss one bit?

Hairspray.

Not only was hairspray stinkier in the past, but also it was commonly used by people of all genders as a casual everyday hairstyling product. All the hairstyling products back in the day were more intense all around, from their scents (both the active ingredient and the added parfum) to their texture (stiff and sticky, which is also how it felt in your hair).

Thank goodness for modern innovation. Hairspray is less of an everyday thing and more of an occasion thing, and even the cheapest stuff doesn't reek the way it used to.

2020: is it cake

2026: is this tallow

We've downgraded.

Me, almost but not quite yelling: "C'mere, I wanna gib u KISSES"

Cat: *ignores me and continues drinking water*

Me: "Ya that's fair"

(She did eventually come back and get her kisses, she loves them/me)

Girl, are you Pythagoras? Cuz I can smell your triangulation skills from all the way over here.

Silently observing all the eggs at Magic the Gathering pre release events is fun.

I had completely underestimated how sexualized visible chest hair is.

Sixteen years ago, my mom uttered one of her many accidentally-iconic lines: "Hey, remember that movie, Bob-A-Sledging?"

(She meant Cool Runnings)

A greedy Boomer, a cis straight white man even less troubled by ethics than is usual for his kind, a tortured Catholic closet case, a broken trauma victim stuck in arrested development, and a relatively normal person who doesn't have the motivation to get away from the others walk up to a bar.

They unlock the door. It's their bar.

Realizing I could divide up my life into different epochs based on how I dealt with (or didn't deal with) my feelings.

Pre-teens: Smiling through my feelings Early Teens: Sinking below my feelings Mid to Late Teens: Talking myself out of my feelings Early Twenties: Soaring high (pun intended) above my feelings Late Twenties: Zooming past my feelings Early Thirties: ohshitohshitohshit I didn't have my feelings AND NOW MY FEELINGS ARE HAVING ME-- Mid Thirties: Feeling my feelings (all three decades of them)

Compliments on my voice always felt good to me, but I had no idea how good they could feel until I started getting them on my post-T voice. My brain goes Tumblr Keysmash when I get them. Cis people are good for something.

Theory I'm contemplating: All video games are either Being God or Fighting God.

I may be carrying baggage, but it's only because I successfully got out and stayed out.

Before you leave, it's not baggage, it's just where you live.

In the middle of Katabasis by R.F. Kuang, which is fantastic.

But.

I cannot stop thinking about memories exiting the human body post-Lethe imbibing via urine, literally being washed out that way. Would the water contain the memories? Is that why people believe in the homeopathic dilution thing?

#katabasis #rf kuang

hey, remember when whether or not it was ethical to out virulently homophobic politicians who were in the closet was a big earth-shattering debate?

and now we know that it doesn't even fucking matter? b/c conservatives don't care at all about hypocrisy? and are totes OK with people who are any letter or combination of letters of the queer alphabet as long as they are good with hating every other Alphabet Mafia member a lot (and themselves at least a little)?

You have a thing for monstrous prehensile members because of hentai.

I, an intellectual, was awakened by reading Wyrms by Orson Scott Card.

We are not the same.

#that OSC is a homophobe is the LEAST weird & repressed thing about him given his commitment to Mormonism #the psychosexual overtones and undertones of his works are WILD #like WELL beyond what can be explained by his religion #orson scott card #wyrms

I'm starting to play in person Magic: The Gathering again so I'm looking at playmats. I thought oh, why not get a Hades one?

Turns out, several (too many) of the results on the first page on eBay are really ridiculously horny art of Nyx.

Which, like, OK? Classic internet. But! The offensive part of this Nyx gooner shit is that they turned her face from Mommy to typical hentai too-young face above the giant bouncy tits (and feet. because of course).

Goon accurately or not at all, you degenerates.

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