SEA WITCH.

independent, selective, && private UMA from disney's descendants. as shipwrecked by nai.

[heiresea]

#HEIRESEA. an independent, private & selective roleplay account from disney’s descendants for UMA NEREUS, daughter of ursula, captain of the lost revenge. sailing the seas since 2017, shipwrecked by nai ( she / her, 25+ ). heavily headcanon based & canon divergent. due to the nature of descendants, this blog may feature triggering material, including: piracy, alcohol consumption, violence, blood / injuries, & xenophobia. please be safe & follow at your own discretion. read my pages for rules & bio.

uma’s wire: @umanereus

[dizzydizney]

[ohisms]

✱ ˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐇ACKETT'S 𝐐UARRY 𝐅OREVER !!! ... ( PART 1. a collection of dialogue prompts originating from supermassive's 2022 game the quarry. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. )

why'd you kill the music?

lost, [ NAME ], we're lost.

oh, right, that's where we're going. i lost track like 200 miles ago.

it doesn't make you any less of a man.

just get us to [ LOCATION ] before i roll my eyes out of my head.

were there any directions on the flyer?

hey, eyes on the road!

what? no, no, that wasn't a bear.

[ NAME ], are you serious?

i really effed this car up.

the sooner we get out of here, the better.

just imagine yourself curled up by a big old space heater.

anywhere's better than here.

my god, [ NAME ], hurry up!

i heard something, okay? i wanna check it out.

hey hey hey, what's wrong? is everything alright?

it's the woods, there's a lot of stuff out there, it's easy to freak yourself out.

we're okay. we're safe in the car.

you wanna tell me what happened here?

it was so dark, and it happened so fast.

this is my first cop, like, ever.

what in the hell are you doing all the way out here this late at night?

one of us kind of oversold our navigation skills and got us completely lost.

you're not gonna make it to [ LOCATION ], not tonight.

let's hit the road, shall we?

i have like twenty years before i'm a "ma'am."

[ NAME ], don't be a dick.

what doesn't kill you will make you stronger.

bring some tools so we can break the lock!

hey ... it's been kind of a night, you know?

you must be exhausted, i know i am.

there's no need to worry, i'm here to help you.

it's exciting, yes, and ... terrifying.

if you don't help me, how can i help you? we're supposed to be friends.

it's like a romanci-pocalypse.

you never know, the universe has a way of working these things out.

so she dumped your ass, huh?

you've heard of spacial awareness before, right?

spacial awareness is for nerds.

you're a bad person!

okay, really? locking me out?

one, it wasn't my idea — and two, it was really funny.

this place needs a serious overhaul.

you were telling me how you totally have a thing for [ NAME ].

uhhh, "sexy", huh?

"likes it", check, "totally not in denial", check.

the fumes of jealousy are just STIFLING over here.

you should've siezed the moment.

not gonna miss you, [ NAME ].

one more night in the great outdoors might actually kill me.

i haven't killed you, and you're still pretty pathetic.

yes, that would make you a total asshole.

one more night with [ NAME ] wouldn't make a difference, trust me.

you should save it for emergencies only. unless ... is being dumped an emergency?

i don't even know how to respond to that.

let's away from this mosquito-infested backwoods dump.

let's shape our way through this crappy lock.

i won't tell if you won't tell.

have you ever seen a bear in these woods?

oh my god, relax, it's not like we killed someone.

how are you so ... annoying? confident?

in a way, faking it is just being yourself. but louder.

you never know unless you put yourself out there.

e-mail? are you ninety-three?

scenic route? one last victory lap?

i provide very important and educational lifestyle advice.

we should probably ... you know, get back.

does nobody have phone chargers anymore?

oh my god, you are so childish.

it's just this campfire story for kids.

come on, that's like, super unchill.

five minutes? like, five minutes. that's all i need.

i try not to dwell on the past.

i think there's something wrong with the engine.

we'll just spend one more night here.

no, no! just ... stop, let me think!

who cares what [ NAME ] told us to do?

p-a-r-t- why the fuck not?

i go where my people need me.

just say you're in, come on. one last night.

someone's gotta give a shit.

you know what? i don't care what you guys do.

[ NAME ], come on, wait!

i was hoping you'd come back.

where i'm from, we look out for each other.

you'd better be going, it's still early.

for the record, your analogies are very hurtful.

i like a man who's good with his hands.

if i was a beer, where would i hide ...

how am i just noticing how super lame you are?

you think this is supposed to be funny?

moment's gone, but not forgotten.

hold that — the door will latch otherwise.

so, uh ... you're really gonna keep the gun, huh?

your wit knows no bounds.

that's weird, i thought ... i thought i heard someone.

you hear that? is that a trap door?

secret ... sex ... dungeon.

alright, well, it looks like a pit of eternal darkness.

oh my god, [ NAME ], you won't believe this ... it's ... nothing.

it's pretty spooky down here, and it smells very unnatural, so...

ooh, that's a nice chair, i could get used to this.

what if what's on the menu tonight ... is us?

well, we know where the gun is if we need it.

so, got anything going on when you get back home?

these are just— they're probably just ... trail cameras.

why go through all the trouble of hiding this room?

it's not exactly secret, is it? just kinda ... hidden by stuff.

hey, you just admitted it's a secret lair.

are you sure this is safe?

what, are you scared?

sometimes i just try to like ... let it happen, y'know?

this way i can do whatever i want and not feel bad about it.

i guess that is kind of freeing ... in a sociopathic kind of way.

this view is just ... wow.

you DON'T think that's weird?

i just realized we may never see each other again after tonight.

speaking of setting the mood, i have work to do.

playlists aren't gonna make themselves.

big jokes take big sacrifices.

woah, woah, woah, where did that gun come from?

guns are no joke, dipshit.

i guess you don't really want them then, huh?

[ NAME ], hand me that gun. now.

the main party isn't gonna die just cause you have a little side quest.

that's cause you've never shot before.

do not move a muscle, or touch this gun, until i get back.

you'll have it when i say you'll have it.

two things: remember the spread, remember the recoil.

disqualified for being a dumbass.

blam! you thought this was over?

okay! new idea: party game.

let's make some memories.

how about ... the ultimate game of secrets and lies: truth or dare?

[ NAME ] — truth or dare?

have you ever slept with anyone?

dare, gimme what you've got.

your dare comes with a choice.

always happy to please.

you and [ NAME ] go way back, right?

uh ... i don't know if this is a good idea ...

[ NAME ], seriously?

hey, i'm nobody's girlfriend.

[ NAME ], grow up.

i think that game got a little intense for me.

i was just playing along.

did you hear that? ... should we look?

i guess you found me, then.

sneaking down here was more fun when we thought we could get caught, huh?

i thought we agreed that this ... us –? was just supposed to be summer fun.

you really love fucking with me, huh?

lighten up, sourpuss, please.

fine, you can stand here sulking, or you can go grab us some towels.

"summer fun", right? well, apparently summer isn't quite over yet.

you really know how to talk to a girl, don't you?

you can't just pretend like it didn't happen.

that was some mighty fine social disruption, there.

who do you think is gonna make the first move?

if by "beast" you mean some mild-mannered baby deer.

that shotgun's got a hell of a spread, be careful!

[mcflymemes]

BARBIE (2023) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

i'm definitely not thinking about death anymore!

i've never seen this kind of malfunction.

am i being too technical?

if you ask me, you're responsible for this, too.

to be honest, when i found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, i lost interest.

i just gave you a choice so you could feel like you're in control!

how will i get back?

this happened once before.

i just don't want to leave!

you'll be such a hero to them!

i feel appreciated but not ogled.

i hate it when people think. i'm so bored.

the faster i figure this out, the faster we get home.

i'm not pretty anymore!

humans have only one ending. ideas live forever.

you're so beautiful.

how come you're so amazing!

i worked very hard, so... i deserve it!

you're the voice of a generation.

this makes me emotional, and i'm expressing it.

i got us both ice creams!

i think you have that the wrong way around.

how much of that did you see?

let's get you up on your feet.

you should heal up in no time.

this night is just perfect!

please call my mother.

i thought i might stay over tonight.

does the label "long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend" mean nothing to her?

i'm great at doing stuff.

it is literally impossible to be a woman.

we always have to be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.

never forget that the system is rigged.

find a way to acknowledge that, but also always be grateful.

it's too hard!

i'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself in knots so that people will like us.

i was arrested for tax evasion.

i smell like basement.

what are you doing here?

did you bring your rollerblades?

i literally go nowhere without them!

do you guys ever think about dying?

i'll play the guitar at you.

yeah, i'm... confused about that.

it's like i've been in a dream where i was really invested in the zack snyder cut of "justice league."

can i talk to a doctor?

i need a clicky pen.

somebody get security.

i've never seen the godfather.

every night is a boy's night.

i just don't know who i am without you.

i only exist within the warmth of your gaze.

i'm just a little blond guy who can't do flips.

you guys aren't doing patriarchy very well.

men hate women and women hate women. it's the one thing we can all agree on.

you don't have your license.

you can be brainwashed, or you can be ugly. there's nothing in between.

she's not dying, she's just having an existential crisis.

i'm sensing some kind of ententre here... and it appears to be double.

who am i to burst their bubble?

you use your imagination!

you can ask me any question you want.

[carlosfreckles]

[sciencegrown]

“ ISN'T THIS ONE so voltage, @heiresea? ” they hold out a new skirt before them, positively beaming about the article in question. “ i picked it up at the maul just yesterday! i haven't had a chance to wear it out yet, but i'm sure i'll find the time! ” / sc.

[heiresea]

❝ ... sure. that's one way to put it. ❞ & it's the closest to neutral that uma can muster, looking over the pink atrocity article that frankie appears so excited over. she really doesn't see the appeal. ❝ that it for your, uh ... haul ? ❞

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[hookd]

@heiresea ( x )

harry knows uma, and knows that she knows him, is depending on that fact. anyone else at this party is looking at him, at the glare on his face and his arms crossed, and is rightfully keeping their distance. uma, though, is coming towards him, just like he'd hoped. he knows he couldn't turn her away if he wanted to.

"oh, y'know," he starts with a shrug, smile quirking his lips, "better to let 'em come to me, it's funner to turn 'em down." he keeps himself casual, as if his eyes aren't immediately tracing over her, watching as she takes a drink, wishing it were him on her lips instead.

his eyes, too, flicker to the plant above them, as if he doesn't know, although it's a secondary focus, now, to her. his eyes are eager to find her again. his breath catches in his throat in a very un-casual way as she touches him, and he just plain forgets to breathe as her hand finds his throat. gods, it's been so long, and every touch still leaves him a mess, breaks down his walls so completely. "y'don't say." he swallows, shifts ever-so-slightly forward, pressing his throat into her grip, although it keeps him from leaning in all the way.

he collects himself somewhat as she speaks, as the moment settles in. he looks her over, gaze intense, from her lips to her eyes, willingly falling into them. he licks his lips, but doesn't move yet, either. "well, i think we'd better keep up tradition, don't you think?"

[heiresea]

she can feel his pulse point beneath her fingertips, the rhythm resonating across the entirety of her palm as harry leans further into her touch. the curve of uma's lips sharpens at the unspoken display of trust. of course she would never harm him, certainly not in a place like this surrounded by people like these. but his lack of hesitation pleases her nonetheless, the quiet implications of his attachment, his willingness.

❝ if you ask me, ❞ no one did, but she knows he would, knows he would cling to every word that fell from her lips as if it were gospel, ❝ i think it's stupid. ❞ her lips still hover close, too close, to his. the admission rolling from her tongue with ease.

❝ it's just a plant. and what, it's supposed to mean something ? ❞ a scoff catches in the back of her throat, disbelieving. it takes more than empty traditions to sell uma nereus on an idea. but it takes very little to convince her to indulge in harry & all that he entails.

❝ believe me, hook. if i wanted to kiss you ... ❞ she barely finishes murmuring the words before her lips are pressed to his, wanting & certain. she doesn't give either of them an opportunity to flinch from the sudden contact. even when she pulls away, she lingers near, that barely existent space still floating between them. her smirk, now, is all mischief incarnate. ❝ ... i don't need a plant to tell me to do it. ❞

[wedarkacademia]

[rians--world]

uma from disney’s descendants

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR THE ROMANCE OF BANTER, PLAYFUL SARCASM, AND USING JOKES TO HIDE HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT THEM *  assorted dialogue, some of which have some implied sarcasm built in (so just feel free to specify with "/s" at the end of each line), adjust as necessary

admit it. you're in love with me.

if only i had someone to go out with...

a date would be really nice right about now.

i might reconsider if you bring me flowers.

were you being serious back there?

did you just try to impress me?

was that another joke, or were you telling the truth?

we agreed that if no one asked us, we'd go together.

keep telling yourself that!

here it comes! the big love confession i've been waiting for!

you've been in love with me since the day we met.

you visited me in my dreams last night.

i know you're in love with me. you just won't say it outloud.

we can't hide this forever.

don't make me beg.

if you weren't so cute, you'd be annoying.

you're not very good at hiding how you feel.

you've been staring at me for a long time now.

is that what you really think of me?

you have feelings for me. admit it.

so what if i've been lying this whole time? for good reason!

you don't make this whole love thing any easier.

you make life difficult.

you're a piece of work.

is that how you really feel?

you're lucky you're so cute.

you're not really going out with them, are you?

i thought we... nevermind.

consider me impressed.

am i annoying you right now?

you didn't like that comment, huh.

i was only kidding!

you wish we were kissing right now.

oh, you'd just love to hear me beg.

i love our little back and forth.

sooner or later we'll have to come clean about how we feel.

i'm not good at hiding my emotions.

when were you going to tell me you were in love with me?

i actually hate your guts.

keep talking like that and you'll see how i really feel.

can your head get any bigger?

was that a joke?

were you just playing with me?

you didn't actually mean that, right?

hang on. you didn't just say that.

that was a joke, right?

this is just how we are when we're together.

i tease you, you tease me.

you and i have always been like this.

if i'm not annoying you, what's the point?

i'm allergic to tickling.

they said we'd make a cute couple. can you believe that?

are you always this annoying?

if i kiss you, will you turn into a prince? yes, i'm implying you're a frog.

you're lucky i love you so much.

you take that back!

that was uncalled for!

this means war!

this calls for a duel!

i'm challenging you to an arm wrestle.

last one there is a rotten egg!

i'm not racing you!

stop looking at me like that.

you stare at me a lot.

i know, i know. i'm irresistable.

something on my face?

a little bird told me you're in love with me.

prove me wrong.

[heiresea]

happy bl.ack hist.ory month

i love one (1) uma nereus

[heiresea]

🌿🍒 :3

( under the mistletoe ! / accepting ! )

uma isn't stupid. the instant she sees harry leaning far too casually against that particular support beam, she knows there's some intention behind his placement. despite the density of the crowd, there's a decently-sized empty space surrounding him, as though he'd clawed out his place at this party with his own two hands. she weaves through the spaces between people with ease, sidestepping party-goers & dancers alike, moving between the bodies smoothly.

❝   just waiting here all by yourself, huh ?   ❞   she asks as she forces her way into that bubble, raising her glass to her lips & taking a slow sip. the burn of alcohol lingers in the back of her throat. purposefully, her gaze flicks upward, making note of the festive plant dangling from above. the plant that harry had, mysteriously enough, been lingering beneath.   ❝   what a coincidence ...   ❞

her voice is light with feigned surprise as she nods in the mistletoe's direction. gently, uma rests her fingers against harry's chest, thumb lightly stroking an arc over the fabric of his shirt. shamelessly, her attention lingers on his lips, fleetingly chancing a glance to meet his eyes just as her hand slowly drifts higher along the column of his throat.   ❝   you know, there's a tradition behind that little leaf up there,   ❞ she points out, coy, shrugging at the information,   ❝   if you end up underneath of one with someone, you're supposed to kiss them.   ❞   she leans close, grateful for the slight rise in height these heels afford her. it makes it easier, leaves him in her reach.

❝   what d'you think ?   ❞   the words are quiet, so quiet, they're barely audible, whispered in the little bit of space that remains between their lips. uma's hesitates there, looking to harry's eyes again, the beginnings of a wide grin desperately threatening to break through. she doesn't kiss him though, not yet. she simply hovers teasingly close, tempting him, tempting herself.

his move.

[just-a-mouse]

what's her name again

[heiresea]

come sit with me? it's nice and warm over here. // ben.

( winter themed prompts ! / accepting ! )

well, isn't this a strange role reversal. uma reluctantly tears her eyes away from the dense legalese on the document in her hands, turning her attention to ben, perched comfortably on a collection of blankets & couch cushions that she'd piled up in front of the fire place earlier. it was meant to be a nest, a comfortable little enclave of warmth from which she could escape from the season, from the world.

at least one of them was able to enjoy the softness of it.

❝   hmm, tempting.   ❞   she admits, the corner of her lips quirking slightly. barely a smile, almost a smirk. it isn't often that their positions are so thoroughly upended like this: ben at ease, her ... not quite. uma feels a strange tightness forming in the center of her chest, tangled & knotted. she wants to do her job - more than that, she wants to do it well. there are children depending on her. she has work to do, work she's been doing since the sun first began to bleed into her room that morning.

... but she wants a break, too.

with a theatrical sigh, uma pushes herself from her place atop the window ledge, only now noting how cold her shoulder had become from being pressed against the glass.   ❝   alright, alright. twist my arm.   ❞   the pirate captain turned politician mumbles with faux-frustration, crossing one foot in front of the other until she reaches the cradle of comfort & falls ( not sits, nothing so gentle, falls - all of her collapsing with reckless grace & control ) into the space directly beside him. the proposal resolution still held in one hand. she leans a little too close into ben's personal space, pressing her cold shoulder against his.   ❝   you better be warm, though. otherwise, i'm kicking you out.   ❞

[mcflymemes]

WINTER-THEMED PROMPTS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON *  random assortment of holiday and winter themed lines that i came up with on the spot, adjust as necessary

this is just like that hallmark movie we watched.

can you stop quoting that horrible hallmark movie?

i am never watching a movie with you again.

come kiss me under the mistletoe.

i didn't realize it was going to be this cold. maybe i should go grab my jacket.

how do you plan on celebrating the new year?

have you ever made a snow angel?

well, don't you look festive!

i already bought your present this year.

could you help me hang this? i can't reach.

maybe we should turn the lights down low.

i'm really not a fan of the colder months.

i might need your help this year.

will you stay up with me to watch the ball drop?

that's not how we celebrate where i'm from.

i'll teach you all the family traditions.

we're getting everyone together for a big dinner!

how much time did you take off from work?

you sound congested. are you coming down with something?

that's the worst snowman i have ever seen.

i'm making hot cocoa. you want one?

i think we just lost power.

oh no. you are not getting me sick.

that's the ugliest sweater i have ever seen.

there's nothing to celebrate.

your singing is atrocious.

make that your new year's resolution.

come sit with me? it's nice and warm over here.

how does the song go? the weather outside is frightful...

the holidays were never very happy for me.

can we just plan for a night in? just the two of us?

i don't do well at parties.

are you expecting a white christmas this year?

behavior like that will put you on santa's naughty list.

if you put on another hallmark christmas movie, i will scream.

this is the season for giving, you know.

i could use some help scraping all this snow off my car.

the last time we went out for a walk in weather like this, you pushed me into a snowbank.

i still haven't forgiven you for hitting me in the head with a snowball.

it's supposed to get even colder tonight.

want to snuggle up by the fire with me?

this holiday means a lot to me.

i'd love to celebrate with you this year.

don't worry. i'll make all the food.

i'm having company over tonight.

your hands are freezing! let me warm them up.

i prefer sinatra's christmas songs, personally.

do you celebrate anything this time of year?

did your family have any holiday traditions growing up?

do you put up a real tree or a fake one?

we're going to my favorite chinese restaurant. it's basically tradition at this point.

i guess this means we're snowed in.

we should share a bed. you know. for warmth.

if you start getting cold, you could come sit by me.

personally, i understand where scrooge is coming from.

what's your favorite movie to watch this time of year?

we're going to cook one of my favorite meals.

the house smells incredible.

what are you doing new year's eve?

would you celebrate it? with me?

if the polar express showed up at your doorstep, would you hop on?

it's starting to snow.

while i finish this up, would you light the fire?

tell me about your holiday traditions.

is this colder than you're used to?

you didn't have to get me anything.

i thought we weren't exchanging gifts this year.

think i spotted some mistletoe in the hallway back there.

[heiresea]

hey hypothetically speaking but would anyone perchance be interested in writing with my katara from a.tla ......