pranking master

Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you're 19 years old and you live in an apartment with yourself and your pet Casey. You would highly recommend that your followers go here for more information.

[heirofpranks-blog]

okay, heading to bed now.

[heirofpranks-blog]

y did you paint your nails?

why not?

[fuckyeahsubversivekawaii]

[fuckyeahmovies]

If you’re going to perform Inception, you need imagination.

[heirofpranks-blog]

oh, and get back on here for once.

that's not entirely remarkable though.

[heirofpranks-blog]

the only remarkable thing i did today was paint my nails.

[heirofpranks-blog]

i have no idea what's going on with the people i follow, but even when i was around i didn't know what was happening.

[heirofpranks-blog]

it's been like a whole year.

a whole year off on my own. without going online every two seconds to see what else is going on in the world. fighting my own battles, surviving mostly off ramen, and gaining experience through going out and seeing the world with my own two eyes.

it was really boring.

[onlyyoutq-blog]

[heirofpranks-blog]

when in doubt, queue a bunch of quotes that appear meaningful but are actually taken from arrested development.

[lovinglivtyler]

[inhal3-d33p]

[hellanne]

[kilaukbs]

[saintsirens]

[aliceinflounderland]

[frenchfriesandicecream]