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I make the governor, call me the governor
I am the bad bitch, the bitch that you'll never know
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paperworkanddogs:
[and he’s adhering to the most important. Besides, his dogs are staying here next to him and are leashed when they leave]
It’s the best price of all: free
You read my mind. [ he’s just not a dog person. or cat person ] [ le pop ]
Aren’t you ready for summer to be over yet? Ugh. [ there’s the temptation to get in the water, but for now, it’s time to enjoy the sun, damn the heat. ] And how long are you here for. I’m gonna have to tax you guys further since you’re here so often. [ snerk ]
He's a ten but he genuinely has so much other things to do than be involved, so your odds are not great. probably.
I have more important things to do thank fuck around. There's a time and a place for that.
how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.
paperworkanddogs:
[what sort of rube doesn’t clean up after their dogs?] Of course I will, I have plenty of bags.
[the leash bit is ignored] there’s some weissbier and bock, help yourself
[ there are rules for this reason. ] [ he eyes the beer before taking one ] Not my favorite but alright.
ourfairdominion:
they do! they have regular iced coffee and then they have ice capps which I really like
Huh. Good to know. Where can I find it?
“I was just visiting this insanely sized city. It’s been a really long time.” He left his own place for holiday for once. And NYC of all places. And given the weather, it’s almost the first time he’s taken off his scarf. Seeing Klaas in shorts was certainly not a common sight.
@ageofxail
@dziedietmeitas I’m guessin’ it’s safe to assume you don’t have a lighter, huh.
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paperworkanddogs:
[is it because he has a shovel and his dogs are all digging wildly on the beach while he takes a beer break?] ………………… It’s not a long holiday
[ that might be why ] There are leash laws, you know. If they shit on the beach you’re cleaning it up. There’s a fine otherwise.
[ sighs ] What kind of beer did you bring anyway?
Tell me you’re not planning on another holiday here. You really ought to be more creative. [ he has no clue if Lud’s here on vacation, nor does he feel like intruding much ]
@paperworkanddogs
why is there a ‘blaze’ option and why does tumblr want money?? do they not know their user base?
@ourfairdominion
Does your coffee joint do iced coffee? It feels fucked up to order a hot one this time of year. [ too hot for his scarf, no less ]
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sorry for the hiatus, i was buying a house and had to get a job
lmp for a starter later. idk when i’ll get back online but surprises are fun right