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@ourfairdominion
Happy Pride! I'm going to kiss a man to celebrate
Why not two?
I could, i could also kiss both a man and a lady.
Or two women. Or a twink and a bear. Or two nonbinary people. Or two bassets
[and he not so subtly gestures to his bassets. Henrietta is wearing an asexual bandana around her neck. Lottie had a bisexual collar with her neck rolls spilling over]
[Look at those cutie]
Awww, I can't say no to that
[He's going to lean over and give both of them a kiss]
"Okay but. Was it a lawyer who specializes in Lamar law or was it a lama in a suit and tie who carries a little brief case?"
"You're focusing on the wrong details here. The point is, you need a goose lawyer to get you out of paying child support to your estranged goose wife."
He's totally imagining a goose in a suit with a brief case.
"Goose lawyer."
"Well seeing this situation involves neither war or hockey, I don't think violence is warranted. It's just some geese."
"It starts off as just some geese, sure. And then the next thing you know, France is riding through your streets in a victory parade. Do you think I put him in his place by being sentimental about some geese? I had to grow a backbone and discipline myself to get rid of him."
"Oh boy, you are not ready to hear about this place called Quebec.... Wait, you're telling me that geese can be used to definite my enemies"
"Lama lawyer?" Matthew couldn't help but laugh at that.
She gave him a confused look, as if his laughter made no sense at all. "Yes, of course, a llama lawyer. Whom else would I get in a paternity case for a llama?"
"Okay but. Was it a lawyer who specializes in Lamar law or was it a lama in a suit and tie who carries a little brief case?"
Happy Pride! I'm going to kiss a man to celebrate
Why not two?
I could, i could also kiss both a man and a lady.
@ironbloodedprussian
"If she's still there when goose season starts, there is a simple solution to your problem."
"I don't know, I've kinda grown fond of her in a weird way."
He shook his head with a sigh. "That's the problem with you youthful reps. You're too soft. Too sentimental. You'll let the world walk all over you and apologize to them for the inconvenience."
"Well seeing this situation involves neither war or hockey, I don't think violence is warranted. It's just some geese."
you must like ginger ale the way you suck Canada dry
I am left here to suffer then, Huh?
[It was a martingale style collar, deep blue with gold links]
I have more, but let's start with the basics
thank you. [Matt smiled up at Ludwig]
Can you help me put it on?
Kneel here and I will [The floor in front of him was pointed to]
yes sir [He did as he was told right away]
[He stepped behind Matt, brushing his hair to the side. His pale hair was soft to the touch and he twisted a curl around his finger until he was pulling it tightly, releasing it after a few seconds. The collar was clasped in place, snuggly] Better?
[he was practically purring] Much better
you're going to be celibate?? đ„ș
{{FUCK
I blame my dyslexia lol}}
"The goose who was nesting on my porch is a mother now. She still hisses at me every time I try to enjoy my coffee outside."
"do you give her peas and potatoes?"
"I gave her peas. Don't know if potatoes are good for her."
Happy Pride! I'm going to kiss a man to celebrate
Can you make a RusCan stimboard please? :D
A P H A P H A P H
@mauerfrau
"Maybe you owe her child support."
"I'll put out extra lettuce for her then. I don't know if I'm ready to be a father."
She put her hand on his shoulder. "It happens to the best of us. Even I was a father once. But then I met a good llama lawyer and that took care of that."
"Lama lawyer?" Matthew couldn't help but laugh at that.
@ironbloodedprussian
"If she's still there when goose season starts, there is a simple solution to your problem."
"I don't know, I've kinda grown fond of her in a weird way."
@ourfairdominion
[text] come over!
Ivan couldn't help but kiss him again. "I'll make breakfast in the morning"
Matthew kissed him back and smiled.
"I like coming over to you place."
"You could come over more," he suggested. "We can travel around"
"I would like that."
Matt thought for a bit.
"What if we make a bet tonight. We can each pick a team. If my team wins I get to top."
Ivan's eyebrows were raised as far as they could go and he giggled nervously, fingers tightening on Matt's thighs
"I that alright?" Matt kisses Ivan in the forehead.
"yes! Please!" He squeezed Matt's thighs again. "Please"
He smiled "do you still want the bet or do you just want me to top?"
@mauerfrau
"Maybe you owe her child support."
"I'll put out extra lettuce for her then. I don't know if I'm ready to be a father."
Havenât drawn nedcan in a while, made something quick as a break from other stuff
