Be More F L E X I B L E

39 || Mutant Residence: Not With You Relationship Status: Married FaceClaim: Caterina Scorsone

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"Yes, darling?"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"You have to share."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"Yes, darling?"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"We need something for the kids. Whether we like it or not."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"But that would be no fun"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"Bob..."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"But that’s not fair."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"Why don't we just go buy you your own stash?"

((NoWords))

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"Nope. The candy is all mine." 

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"We can't just give the trick-or-treaters nothing, baby."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"It’s not like I was actually going to let you give any candy to the kids."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"Not even the tiny fun-sized pieces?"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

There’s no such thing as too much candy.

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"Good. I think I just ate half of our Halloween stock."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

How much candy is too much candy?

((NoWords))

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"I’m sure he’d pick up if you call." He grinned over the rim of his mug before taking another sip. "What would you do if I took my pants off right now?"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

She snorted, almost spilling her drink. "I wouldn't mind, but I think the neighbors might."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

  "She’s lucky Frozone came along and joined the team." He reached back around her and grabbed his mug and took a sip again. 

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

She hummed for a moment. "I miss him sometimes. Maybe I'll give him a call and see if he'll visit." She stared at him for a moment before turning around to grab her own drink.

((NoWords))

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

  He only shook his head in amusement. “Hey now, I was Mr. Incredible. Elastigirl wasn’t the nicest person either if I remember correctly.” Rob kissed her cheek again. “Good answer.” 

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"Elastigirl just knew how to handle herself around him." She hummed, smiling brightly as he kissed her cheek again. 

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

  He gave her a look that said he knew exactly what she did after he pulled away from her. “You mean you didn’t like Mr. Incredible. Rob Parr is a completely different person.”

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

She blinked and gave him an innocent smile. "Well, Mr. Incredible was kind of a dick." She shrugged. "Rob Parr is my favorite person."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

  "That I do, wife. That I do." His face lit up in a smile, tilting his head down to kiss her cheek in return. "All I had to do was take my mask off and ask you out. No big deal."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

She chuckled, turning her head slightly to catch just the corner of his mouth as he kissed her cheek. "I like you better without the mask."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"You’re cruel." He took one last sip of his drink before setting it beside hers and wrapping his other arm around her. "I was thinking how lucky I would be if you gave me the time of day." 

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"You love me though." She smiled, watching him as he spoke before moving to kiss his cheek. "At least everything worked out?"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"As long as you don’t remind me in the future." He grinned as he held his wife close. "Uh…no. That was most defiantly not on my mind at the time."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"No promises." She set her drink off to her other side before moving to wrap her arms around him. "What were you thinking?"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"And to remind me that I’m getting old. She’s eighteen." He smiled back at her and threw an arm around her shoulders. "And I have you."

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"Ugh. Don't remind me." She took another sip before leaning her head on his shoulder. "Did you think we'd be together and have three kids when we met?"

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

Just calm down, Helen.

[mister-incrediblestrength-deact]

"They’re teenage boys. It doesn’t surprise me that they haven’t called." He replied before sipping his own drink.

[helen-codename-elastigirl]

"At least Violet's home, I suppose. To distract me from my missing boys." She took a drink before looking at him with a smile. "And I have you."