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19🇵🇱 please please talk to me about pillarmen or transformers pelase #unemployed

[helioginger]

i just finished part 2 and followed you for the cool wamuu art. im now going to STAY following you for the pillarman ass and feet headcanons

I won but at what cost... 💔🥀

[helioginger]

He doesn't have particularly punk beliefs but fuuck this style fits him

[helioginger]

Kars if he wasn't aura farming around that little dog

[helioginger]

I want him so badly it's not even funny anymore

[helioginger]

Bro is full of joy and passion

[helioginger]

Somebody blow him

Og picture:

[saul-tortellini]

[helioginger]

I wanted to practice drawing Esidisi but couldn't figure out how so I came up with this

[helioginger]

Huh

[helioginger]

your pillar men headcanons give me life

I am flattered to know that

[helioginger]

Hcs if pillarmen wash their asses

Kars

Washes his bum bum every single day

Clean and yummy

Ass round and pale as a moon

If you sniff hard enough you can smell lavender body cream

He is a clean man

No caca left 😋

Esidisi

Despite his stinky appearance his asscheeks have seen soap

However his asscrack is kinda red and itchy because of his thong loincloth💀

When he was younger he had pimples on his asscheeks and he had to use some mud creams or other anciet diapers

Wamuu

With washing his ass it's like 50/50 chance

Sometimes he can wake up and chose violence and not wash his shit disposer

Ew

But if he put his whole wamussy into training and it's sweaty he might even wash it

Santana

Bro 💀

This man's asscheeks smell like rotten flesh

Not only because of his a b s o r b i n g powers but also he doesn't wipe his ass

Like he nasty af

And sometimes you can see (and smell) caca leftovers

[helioginger]

FEET HC’S?!? DELETE THE WHOLE ACOUNT NEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.

Just wait until I make hcs about pillar fellows washing their asses

[helioginger]

Pillarmen feet headcanons

Kars

prolly the best feet

clean and smooth

uses creams and A LOT of soap

suckable and lickable 😎

"Kars, I want to try something different tonight"

"Mhm~ go on, love"

"Can I suck on your toes-"

Esidisi

cheeto toes 💀

his feet are not that smelly but his toenails be dirty af

when he walks, crumbs fall from them

its because of his quirky blood boiling powers

man like clean them or smth they be lookin like cheetos and wet cheese

"Wanna have some fun, y/n?~"

"Sure but if your nasty ass jurassic jumpers scratch me I swear to god-"

Wamuu

v e i n y and sometimes sweaty

long toes

these ain't dogs these are wolves-

when he walks his toes slap against the floor fr

"You be lookin like Goofy ngl"

"W-what do you m-mean, y-y/n...?"

Santana

the dirtiest floor grippers I've ever seen

my man doesn't wash them cuz he thinks the shower water washes them 💀

grabs things with them

will try to intertwine his toes with yours while sleeping

"Santana, can you pass me the salt, please?"

*grabs the salt with his nasty ass dogs*

"PUT. THAT. DOEWN."

[helioginger]

Why I feel like Esidsi would be pansexual.

It just fits him.

I don't know why but it just does for me.