Saul T

There's a lot of bi things I am, but bilingual is not one of them.

[saul-tortellini]

Fancam for my friend's awesome webcomic, you should go read it! https://neo-a.the-comic.org/

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

we should start calling cultists cultists. "oh he's a scientologist" tom cruise is a cultist. "oh shes a mormon" she's a cultist. not only does it sound cooler but it also makes it clear how fucked up these people are

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

wonderful addition as always zero

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[artverso]

Mike Mignola - Hellboy

[elliespectacular]

Tilda and the Tildas

A YTP of the 2002 sci-fi film Teknolust starring Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton.

Full YTP with captions here! Thanks <3

[theehorsepusssy]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Losing my mind over how bad the skyrim furry mod makes the children look

[rambrandt-the-painter]

When you're hanging out with your brother but some argonian, armed to the teeth and covered in blood, walks up to you and starts laughing before whipping out her smart phone and taking a picture of you so she can bully you on social media

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[coffinvows]

big ouch ! reworked her prosthetics a lil, my poor pookie cant catch a break

(template made by pythosblathers)

[coffinvows]

just toreador things

[bob-artist]

Pleeease I'm watching PBS Nova's Bird Brain documentary and I need you to join me in making fun of this goose

precious cube child

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[kira-serialfaggot]

Regicide is a victimless crime

[virtualgirladvance]

some would say its not even a crime

[verypaperyshapes]

Correct! Regicide is a pokemon, not a crime.

[daylights-rain]

oh right, killing a king is called "regigigas" i get those mixed up all the time

[briebo-is-a-dragon]

it really fucks me up that a kookaburra is just an incredibly large kingfisher. how did they do that. they can eat entire snakes. I'm so used to Kingfishers being as tall as my palm, so small.... I need to see one in person more than literally anything else in the entire world

[briebo-is-a-dragon]

Hello.

[tall]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts