Saul T

There's a lot of bi things I am, but bilingual is not one of them.

[saul-tortellini]

Fancam for my friend's awesome webcomic, you should go read it! https://neo-a.the-comic.org/

[escuerzoresucitado]

[rattlegeist]

NHP android design for Prina

[guttertongue]

quick sketch of the Major because I liked this outfit.

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ranni-thewitch]

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[winonaparadise]

i described it quite well actually.

[mtg-talk]

https://bsky.app/profile/shivambhatt.bsky.social/post/3msqystvn222n

[prokopetz]

Based on the present contents of my dash, this week's relationship goals are a snarky witch and/or disgraced medical doctor with alt-with-a-hint-of-goth fashion sense who's older than you by just enough to make her hooking up with you a little bit eyebrow-raising and regards making you take unlabelled drugs as a bonding activity.

[prokopetz]

(For the "okay, this one is so oddly specific it can't be vagueing a broad trend" crowd, joke's on you: I've got Fields of Mistria, Tactical Breach Wizards, and an inexplicable resurgence of Persona 5 thirstposting on my dash as we speak – though I'll grant the age gap in the last one is more than just a little bit eyebrow-raising!)

[canoncanidae]

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[dapper-lil-arts]

Queen weighing up the pros and cons of seducing Berdly's mom.

Pros:

She's hot

She knows computers so she would know how to make her feel good

Cons:

She's Berdly's mom

She is the reason why Berdly is Berdly

DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. This is truly a conumdrum.

[ex-riddlecats]

the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[ex-riddlecats]

[level1cleric]

[le-tas-d-art]

H.R. Giger, “Biomechanoid,” 1970

[rambrandt-the-painter]

3 hour long lizard painting!

you can look at the nsfw alt here

[rambrandt-the-painter]

have some close ups

[viralfrog]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]