hella gay

|cat| 19 nature is my life

[sothemoontoldme]

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

[seastarcrunchies]

What the fuck

[joshpeckofficial-deactivated201]

i’m not like most girls

[jenniferlawurence]

I was at a concert that I heard he was attending, so I had my full security find Donald Trump. I was adamant on finding him and then making a video of me going, “Hey, Trump. Fuck you!” I wouldn’t rest! I wouldn’t rest until he was found. He knew I was looking for him.

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

*dodges ads and fake links and fake play buttons to find the real stream*

[powerdrain]

[onlytwitterpics]

[badumachine]

I’ve never related to something so much

[perksofbeingafanboy]

I want to make sure that any young person or anyone really who is looking up to me - who sees a glimpse of who I am as a person - that they see no shame, that they see pride, and that I’m truly unabashed about the person that I am.

[ksk1921]

MOUNT VERNON, OH & surrounding areas!! Please please please read & reblog!! This is one of my friends daughters & any bit can help. Please spread the word & keep them in your prayers & for a safe return home.

[burn0uttt-deactivated20160829]

Spread this please

[dustin-hendersun-deactivated201]

Samira Wiley is the epitome of ‘get you a girl that can do both’

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[brinty]

An underground star

[becca-archive]

HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter)

Bonus:

[dream-boat-annie]

[chrissongzzz]

🙏🏿

Let us protect our Women.

Prevention is better than Cure

[renegadecupcake]

Everyone with breasts needs to know this. Hell, even people who don’t have breasts can still get breast cancer. Check yourselves on the regular!

[brittany-murphy]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise