Justtice

21yr. old trash from Las Vegas that washed up on the Florida coast.

[floisoutofthisworld]

This images represent a big chunk of my childhood. Can anyone explain to me why though...

[punibaby]

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[poopchutesnbladders]

holy fuck lol

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

There are people who take the heart out of you, and there are people who put it back.

Elizabeth David (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[thebeautifulwordlist]

Anacoluthia

Noun

[an-uh-kuh-loo-thee-uh] 

1. lack of grammatical sequence or coherence, especially in a sentence.

Origin: 1855-1860; < Latin < Greek anakolouthía. While anacoluthia generally describes a grammatically garbled sentence, an anacoluthon is a technical term in rhetoric that describes “a construction involving a break in grammatical sequence, as in ‘It makes me so-I just get angry.’”

“Anacoluthia, parataxis - there is no grammar or logic by which the room in whichI sit can be precisely re-created in words. If, in fact, I were to try to convey it to a stranger, I’d be inclined to show photos and draw a floor map.” - Ronald Silliman, The age of huts (compleat)

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[dubiousruffian]

I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks

[friendly-mutant-deactivated2021]

Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏

[inthemoodforportnawak]

Buddah Cats - KyleKahotek (Imgur)

[ariristocat]

I am so happy

[dashaibo]

There’s something pure in this photoset.

[iambrooks]

[pr1nceshawn]

Why You Should Always Wear Your Helmet.

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[poopchutesnbladders]

bucket list type shit

[grace--upon--grace]

[dreamer968]

[poopchutesnbladders]

holy fuck

[mediamattersforamerica]

A must-watch: MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle reminds everyone of the known sexual assault accusations against Donald Trump, one by one, in detail.

[memehumor]

Laughed way to hard when I saw this

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[lickystickypickyzzz]

First I was all WHOA but then I  LOL-ed so so so so so hard at this.

[folklifestyle]

Sometimes I feel like I spend too much time worrying about instagram. Worried about bad engagement or working with my agents. Sometimes I want to walk away from it all. Then there are sometimes when I discover photographers like @patrice.plouffe and I remember why I love it all. This photo is by him. #liveauthentic #livefolk @folkmagazine (at Folklifestyle.com)

[poopchutesnbladders]

jfc