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random astrology conspiracy theory: what if u act like ur moon sign when ur drunk
THE SIGNS AS ANNOYING PEOPLE IN THE WORKPLACE
Aries: The one person who types quickly and the whole office can hear them violently tapping at the keyboard
Taurus: Leaves their copies in the copier and no one can use it until they take their things out
Gemini: Gossiping about co-workers, usually the one to greet you in the morning, and make a face at your outfit once you walk past
Cancer: Wants to be friends with the office so bad and it begins to annoy everyone because they pop out of no where and try to make small talk about everything
Leo: Thinks they're hot shit but they're actually just mediocre shit. Probably having an affair with the boss
Virgo: The person who gets irritated when you ask them to repeat instructions. Has been working there for 10 years
Libra: No one really knows what their job is but they're always pacing around and saying hello
Scorpio: Hates their job and doesn't try to hide it at all. "Accidentally" lit a napkin on fire in the break room twice
Sagittarius: Always leaving early and asking you to cover for them
Capricorn: Thinks they're the boss and has a superiority complex
Aquarius: Usually late, and no one really knows anything about them. They take smoke breaks every hour
Pisces: Always coming up with impossible ideas and kissing the supervisors ass
Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though”
Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer
Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius
Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo
growing up with three parents was really weird
what?? u had three parents??
yeah my mom’s a gemini
synastry
when someone's planet falls into your...
1st house: it is trigger-some; you react strongly around them in accordance to the planet's energy; you are their muse/inspiration for the planet; you are completely captivated or completely repulsed by it; it is completely exposed to you; it gives you an ego boost/makes you feel more confident or active with this planet's energy; you take on the effect of this planet; you identity them with this planet(s)
2nd house: it is objectified/treated as a possession; it feels used by you or you feel used because of it; it feels secure or insecure with you or driven by security
3rd house: it is discussed with you; you open or close their mind to this planet's effect; it feels judged by you; it creates flowage with you; your communication is defined by this planet's effect
4th house: it feels at home with you; has a sense of of familiarity with you; family/building a home is more central and the planet's energy affects this; it becomes evident around family/in a family setting; the planet(s) feels burdened by you
5th house: it is ignited/put into play; it inspires/entertains you; the planet's energy is extremely attractive to you; the planet(s) reacts dramatically; you find this planet(s) to bring out your playful/creative side in relation to what it stands for; you find this planet's energy to be too immature
6th house: they feel obligated to provide or attend to this/you feel entitled to it; it feels one-sided; adds structure to this planet; it feels under review by you; it is cooperated with you
7th house: the relationship is defined by the planet's energy; they'll hate you or love you or have a love/hate relationship for this planet's effect; they admire or reject the planet's energy; adds a more personal undertone; you project this planet's energy onto them
8th house: it feels out of control; you challenge the planet(s); you could become obsessed with this planet's effect; adds an instant/intimate/unconditional (sometimes too instant/intimate/unconditional) connection; your finances may take on this planet's energy; there will be sacrifices/sharing in the name of said planet
9th house: they add a certain need for exploration or expansion in relation to the planet(s); they broaden your horizons and make you question/theorize the planet(s) substance; you find it to be utterly fascinating; they are a teacher for the planet(s)
10th house: its motivates/benefits you in relation to the planet's effect; it becomes evident to the public; you look up to them for said planet's energy
11th house: you support the planet(s); it feels informal to you; it becomes evident in social settings/gatherings with friends; adds a mutual/friendly/casual undertone; your aspirations for or with them center around this planet's energy
12th house: it is brought to surface/it exposes you; you are at your knees to their planet(s); you feel liberation or restriction from this planet(s); awakens or represses this planet's energy
dear tumblr
believe it or not, but not EVERYTHING about a sagittarius has to do with travel. our favorite thing to do doesn't have to be travel. we aren't constantly thinking about where we're going to travel. we aren't always on adventures (although admittedly we'd like to be). we don't spend our entire day taking pictures of places. we don't constantly take our significant others on random road trips. jfc some of y'all think we're suitcases or some shit lmao
literally when people on tumblr literally get mad???? they literally talk like this???? and it's literally so amusing???
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halsey: daddy
the signs as undertale characters
aries: undyne
taurus: sans
gemini: muffet
cancer: toriel
leo: papyrus
virgo: alphys
libra: mettaton
scorpio: asgore
sagittarius: monster kid
capricorn: chara
aquarius: napstablook
pisces: asriel
How to know the signs are over you
*Use sun and venus*
Aries: They will make you jealous
Taurus: They won’t remember you
Gemini: They stop talking to/about you
Cancer: They won’t care about your feelings
Leo: They will tell you
Virgo: They cut you off
Libra: They won’t respond to your messages
Scorpio: They will stop trying to be around you
Sagittarius: They stop including you in their life
Capricorn: They don’t see you as a part of their life anymore
Aquarius: They are interested in someone else
Pisces: They don’t look at you the way they used to
inspired by buzzfeed's post on their Instagram @bff