Alice: Would you rather kill Hellboy or-
Daimio: Yes kill him.
Hellboy: Feeling a little unsafe right now...
i had to
I give this five stars
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@hellboy-incorrect
Alice: Would you rather kill Hellboy or-
Daimio: Yes kill him.
Hellboy: Feeling a little unsafe right now...
i had to
I give this five stars
Liz: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake
Abe: You’re literally making a Valentines Day card for Hellboy right now
Liz, pointing a hot glue gun at Abe: You’re on fucking thin ice
Fucking love this hot damn
Abe: I am, as the kids say, “awake”
Liz: Do you mean “woke”?
Abe: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect
Liz: Can you guys just try to see things from my perspective?
Abe: *Kneels down*
Hellboy: *Gets on knees*
Liz:
Liz: I will kill both of you in your sleep.
Daimio: *Loses Hellboy in crowd*
Daimio: Fucking finally
Liz: So how have you been?
Daimio: Good, except for I have this headache that comes and goes
Hellboy: *enters the room*
Daimio: Oh look, there it is again
Abe: If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world would stay the same
Liz: Kill two then
Liz: I really like you
Hellboy: What a bad choice but please don’t stop
Hellboy: C’mon Abe, I wasn’t that drunk
Abe: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Hellboy: But you are
Abe: Does anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Liz: Can’t relate
Hellboy: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Hellboy: I’m gonna play a song for you. It’s called “My Life so Far”
Hellboy: *Takes a deep breath and strums a chord*
Hellboy: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liz: Wait, are you flirting with me?
Hellboy: I have been for the past year but thanks for noticing
Liz: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake
Abe: You’re literally making a Valentines Day card for Hellboy right now
Liz, pointing a hot glue gun at Abe: You’re on fucking thin ice
Hellboy: FOUR MONTHS
Kate: What’s going on?
Daimio: Hellboy, it’s not that big of a deal
Hellboy: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT
Daimio: When people get chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t care about them
Hellboy: That’s a genius move
Daimio: Thank you Dora
*Abe and Hellboy looking at a dead body*
Abe: He must’ve drow-
Hellboy: Looks like he died trying to drink this entire swimming pool
Myers: It’s time to play “Who Stole the Drugs?”
Abe: Was it me?
Liz: Was it me?
Daimio, pointing to HB: I think it was him
Hellboy, covered in cocaine: Fucking pink fairies everywhere