Hellboy Being Incorrect

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Alice: Would you rather kill Hellboy or-

Daimio: Yes kill him.

Hellboy: Feeling a little unsafe right now...

[atomic52]

i had to

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I give this five stars

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Liz: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Abe: You’re literally making a Valentines Day card for Hellboy right now

Liz, pointing a hot glue gun at Abe: You’re on fucking thin ice

[hellgirlandthebprd]

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Fucking love this hot damn

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Abe: I am, as the kids say, “awake”

Liz: Do you mean “woke”?

Abe: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect

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Liz: Can you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

Abe: *Kneels down*

Hellboy: *Gets on knees*

Liz:

Liz: I will kill both of you in your sleep.

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Daimio: *Loses Hellboy in crowd*

Daimio: Fucking finally

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Liz: So how have you been?

Daimio: Good, except for I have this headache that comes and goes

Hellboy: *enters the room*

Daimio: Oh look, there it is again

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Abe: If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world would stay the same

Liz: Kill two then

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Liz: I really like you

Hellboy: What a bad choice but please don’t stop

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Hellboy: C’mon Abe, I wasn’t that drunk

Abe: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Hellboy: But you are

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Abe: Does anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Liz: Can’t relate

Hellboy: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Hellboy: I’m gonna play a song for you. It’s called “My Life so Far”

Hellboy: *Takes a deep breath and strums a chord*

Hellboy: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Liz: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Hellboy: I have been for the past year but thanks for noticing

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Liz: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Abe: You’re literally making a Valentines Day card for Hellboy right now

Liz, pointing a hot glue gun at Abe: You’re on fucking thin ice

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Hellboy: FOUR MONTHS

Kate: What’s going on?

Daimio: Hellboy, it’s not that big of a deal

Hellboy: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT

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Daimio: When people get chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t care about them

Hellboy: That’s a genius move

Daimio: Thank you Dora

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*Abe and Hellboy looking at a dead body*

Abe: He must’ve drow-

Hellboy: Looks like he died trying to drink this entire swimming pool

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Myers: It’s time to play “Who Stole the Drugs?”

Abe: Was it me?

Liz: Was it me?

Daimio, pointing to HB: I think it was him

Hellboy, covered in cocaine: Fucking pink fairies everywhere