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[hellish-archfiend]

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[honeybee-sage-archived]

@hellish-archfiend hey i got a question for u

[hellish-archfiend]

Whatcha need princess?

[hellish-archfiend]

To everyone saying Im hot….

You’re right and you should keep saying it.

[sp1tballz]

If you had to rate the most attractive guys in south park who would your top three be here's mine:

1. Damien

2. Craig

3. Clyde

[messengerdoves]

1. Damien 2. Craig 3. Mark

[sp1tballz]

Amen 🙏

[hellish-archfiend]

I guess I’m a blonde twink magnet 😈

[angels-mausoleum]

@hellish-archfiend father Cosmos is a bitch can we smite her?

[hellish-archfiend]

Of course my little hell fire. 😈 Just don’t tell your dad. 

[messengerdoves]

Hehe they're best friends that's so cute!

[hellish-archfiend]

No idea who you’re talking about babe. 👿

[estella-havi]

My excuse is that it's gross and I don't want to hear about my best friends boyfriend's genitals

[hellish-archfiend]

Oops babycakes you added an extra word. Didya mean ‘best friends genitals’? I know I’m a fucking delight. 😈

[estella-havi]

Fine, best friend's.* Is everyone happy now?

[hellish-archfiend]

HAHAHA YOU FUCKING ADMITTED IT! ESTELLA YOU DUMB BITCH!!! We’ve obviously been best friends all along. 😈 Bet that makes your skin crawl.

[estella-havi]

Ha! You admitted it back! Checkmate. Who's the dumb bitch now?

[hellish-archfiend]

….. SHUT UP. IT WAS A LIE. HAHA GOT YOU! PRANKED.

[hellish-archfiend]

Wait, Pip DNI that last Estella post.

[estella-havi]

My excuse is that it's gross and I don't want to hear about my best friends boyfriend's genitals

[hellish-archfiend]

Oops babycakes you added an extra word. Didya mean ‘best friends genitals’? I know I’m a fucking delight. 😈

[estella-havi]

Fine, best friend's.* Is everyone happy now?

[hellish-archfiend]

HAHAHA YOU FUCKING ADMITTED IT! ESTELLA YOU DUMB BITCH!!! We’ve obviously been best friends all along. 😈 Bet that makes your skin crawl.

[estella-havi]

My excuse is that it's gross and I don't want to hear about my best friends boyfriend's genitals

[hellish-archfiend]

Oops babycakes you added an extra word. Didya mean ‘best friends genitals’? I know I’m a fucking delight. 😈

[hellish-archfiend]

Not the Lesbians being demon dick-phobic…. 😈

[rebecca-cotswolds]

Sorry but I think it’s pretty understandable that we of all people would be ❤

[hellish-archfiend]

I guess you’re right but it still hurt my fucking feelings.

I’m so emotionally distraught I might need compensation…. Like food. You should bring me some.

[rebecca-cotswolds]

The entire town has been singing your praises and your hurt from two lesbians agreeing that you’re not the hottest person in town? I thought that hellspawn would have thicker skin  :^| 

But fine. Where are you and what do you want?

[hellish-archfiend]

Yeah but you’re MY lesbians so it hurts, Becca! Im fading fast….. the only thing that might be able to save your beloved and favorite brother is…. Taco Bell. Im in the Taco Bell parking lot but since you agreed, I’ll wait. 😈

[rebecca-cotswolds]

Pff then sorry. To be fair to me I don't like hearing people talk about my brothers junk, I don't know what Estella's excuse is. But yeah ok ok hold your horses I’m on my way. 

[hellish-archfiend]

You know what, fair. You get a pass. Estella doesn’t, shes homophobic.

[honeybee-sage-archived]

mission success, I made pip laugh 😎

[messengerdoves]

Kenny dear you're hilarious, it's quite easy for you to make me laugh

[honeybee-sage-archived]

@brimmy @hellish-archfiend bad news 4 both of u I'm eloping w/ pip immediately

[hellish-archfiend]

He’ll be back. 😈

Or maybe I’ll elope with Brimmy or something. Pretty sure they’ve thrown a molotov cocktail before and thats fucking badass.

[honeybee-sage-archived]

how 'bout I elope w/ pip u elope w/ brimmy n then we have a foursome (;

[hellish-archfiend]

God damn Princess Ken. You’re wicked (complementary). 😈

[hellish-archfiend]

Not the Lesbians being demon dick-phobic…. 😈

[rebecca-cotswolds]

Sorry but I think it’s pretty understandable that we of all people would be ❤

[hellish-archfiend]

I guess you’re right but it still hurt my fucking feelings.

I’m so emotionally distraught I might need compensation…. Like food. You should bring me some.

[rebecca-cotswolds]

The entire town has been singing your praises and your hurt from two lesbians agreeing that you’re not the hottest person in town? I thought that hellspawn would have thicker skin  :^| 

But fine. Where are you and what do you want?

[hellish-archfiend]

Yeah but you’re MY lesbians so it hurts, Becca! Im fading fast….. the only thing that might be able to save your beloved and favorite brother is…. Taco Bell. Im in the Taco Bell parking lot but since you agreed, I’ll wait. 😈

[honeybee-sage-archived]

wait fuck isnt satan gay

[hellish-archfiend]

[hellish-archfiend]

Not the Lesbians being demon dick-phobic…. 😈

[rebecca-cotswolds]

Sorry but I think it’s pretty understandable that we of all people would be ❤

[hellish-archfiend]

I guess you’re right but it still hurt my fucking feelings.

I’m so emotionally distraught I might need compensation…. Like food. You should bring me some.

[honeybee-sage-archived]

mission success, I made pip laugh 😎

[messengerdoves]

Kenny dear you're hilarious, it's quite easy for you to make me laugh

[honeybee-sage-archived]

@brimmy @hellish-archfiend bad news 4 both of u I'm eloping w/ pip immediately

[hellish-archfiend]

He’ll be back. 😈

Or maybe I’ll elope with Brimmy or something. Pretty sure they’ve thrown a molotov cocktail before and thats fucking badass.

[hellish-archfiend]

Not the Lesbians being demon dick-phobic…. 😈