The word blog sounds gross, but here's mine anyway

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psyched for the obamas’ netflix deal

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is this purgatory

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The signs as signs

Aries: yield

Taurus: do not enter

Gemini: one way

Cancer: no u-turn

Leo: pedestrian crossing

Virgo: dead end

Libra: caution children at play

Scorpio: stop

Sagittarius: intersection ahead

Capricorn: no passing zone

Aquarius: slippery when wet

Pisces: merge

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Frankensign? Frankensign's monster? Frankenstein's sign?

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Since women make .77 on the dollar it's *technically* Ocean’s 8.47

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look what you made me do

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Bad and boujee

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Now it’s too late

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because Kanye would be his own running mate

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high 25

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Some people just aren't that sculpture-genic. 

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Better yet, their slogan is "Just take our word for it"