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Soup

[thyrell]

i think what morbius needs is a third cinematic release. that will make it successful

[katamaricolleague]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

morbius plagiarised me when he said "i have increased strength and speed, and some form of bat radar" in the trailer for his movie. i say it verbatim every single time i leave the gym

[everythingispirates]

"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

[everythingispirates]

like okay to elaborate on this obviously they couldn't go super explicit because this was disney in 2003, but in the original idea for the film jack and captain barbossa were like. confirmed as having been in a relationship and while a lot of it was obviously cut what you need to know about the original pirates of the caribbean set was that it was like. almost lawless so some of that did make it through to the film like for example this line

and just in how the two of them interact with each other like in this shot for example

and we see more of this in the later movies like this bit in at world's end

and this bit in on stranger tides

sorry for the long post I'm just very passionate about this and literally no one talks about this for some reason. like my darling tumblerinas gay pirates have been real since 2003

[lacertae-dreamscape]

[handern]

@curiousstrawberry how does it feel to be this hilarious

[museofvoid]

listen as much as i love this idea op is just making shit up akjhfadhg

[casfree]

I think we should all act like they were canonically gay divorced anyway though

[sleepy-bebby]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

whos sequencing dna in my sheet music

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

agh! agh! agh! orchestra pit warfare

[minotaursauce]

This man has singlehandedly ruined the lives of hundreds and I love him for it

[malwarewolf-mocs]

Do I dare even ask what the hell this is from

[rahiwatching]

@malwarewolf-mocs guessing you have missed the drama of the past 24 hours? As part of the 90th anniversary, Lego have announced the below rainbow set, from which you can make miniature versions of important past sets:

And it includes BIONICLE, specifically this...interesting... version of Tahu:

And as you can probably guess, it's invoked some strong feelings in the fandom

[depsidase]

[onceiwashere]

Living like an ant in a microwave

[baybmetal]

[zagreus]

i wish i understood this post

[non-suspiciousname]

You had to be there

[criptochecca]

Us the venezuelans

[criptochecca]

[evilwizard]

What is your favorite EVIL spell

it’s a tie between Greater Colonoscopy and Instantaneous Gnome Attack

[tartrazeen]

[evilwizard]

i’ve gotta tell ya, i don’t like the implications of that

[classicmeevs]

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

why

[classicmeevs]

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

[boeing747]

[liberalsarecool]

Nutrition aids education. Taking away food will guarantee a worse education.

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

[white text on slate-green background] 

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative. 

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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Dudes rock

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[relelvance]

King

[formlessdemi]

Update: Elon is now trying to hide his jet activity

[formlessdemi]

Here's some fun links:

Elon Musk Jet

Jeff Bezos Jets

Bill Gates Jets

Donald Trump Jets

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[magiclamd]

Reblogging for the last one because that is next gen

[justsomeguycore]

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries