crying bc IW

I'm just a teenager who reblogs everything related to her favorite ships or TV shows. (messy blog srry)

[helloitsals]

Okay that’s why I’m 100% sure that going to Heaven was Aziraphale’s choice and he just wanted to do the right thing !!

(No coffee theory)

1. Metatron asks Nina if someone ever asked for death instead of coffee and she says no obviously why would you ask for death

2. For Metatron “Give me coffee or give me death” literally means you either accept coffee or you die

3. So when he’s offering Aziraphale coffee he’s testing if he’s gonna accept it or if he’s gonna die (being erased by the book of life), foreshadowing to the offer he’s gonna make that’s why he says “are you going to take it” if Az declines the coffee, the stroll, the talk, the offer he’s gonna die (“give me coffee or give me death”)

4. If there was something in the coffee that could control Aziraphale’s mind he wouldn’t say that he didn’t want to go back to Heaven the first time he heard the offer

5. When he comes back to Crowley he’s all excited because he always saw Crowley’s good side, how he always helped people and Aziraphale in the first place and he saw how happy was Crowley creating stars. He just thought that Heaven was the perfect place for being together. Also he wants to change things up there, he wants to protect Crowley and humanity and by being a supreme Archangel he can do that

6. He’s ready to abandon the bookshop (one of his dearest thing) for Crowley and when he says “nothing lasts forever” it’s just because he’s trying to be strong for the both of them, he’s saying that in hope for Crowley to change his mind

7. After the kiss, he’s heartbroken and in pain because he knows that there’s nothing more to do, that he lost Crowley. At that point when Metatron comes back he’s worried about the future of the bookshop but once again he tries to be strong

8. Aziraphale knows that being in Heaven is the only way to make sure that Crowley is safe, that neither Hell or Heaven gonna pay him attention and he’s more sure of his choice once he hears about the second coming. He has the opportunity to be in charge of everything and stop things if he wants

So no Aziraphale isn’t manipulated by Metatron, he knows what he’s doing and he prefers to suffer and reject spending eternity with Crowley if it means that his demon is gonna be safe…

Neil gaiman you’re gonna pay for my therapist

[djarin]

#the way crowley's understanding of love is taking shelter from the rain with someone else #and aziraphale's definition of love means ballroom dances and intimate conversations #i'm not okay they're so in love with each other

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[heatherleigh02-deactivated20230]

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

[raptoradapter]

Weaponize compassion

[mens-rights-activia]

[rainbowrecesses]

Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.

[crowsandcooks]

And you can still do it now

[bethanyactually]

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.

[ipusheveryoneaway]

E fai la dura ma alla fine t'affezioni.

Carl Brave, Termini

[hopeeless]

[kristywhoblog]

i cant even play hard to get im already hard to want

[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[paperparachute]

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

[missgingerlee]

Um…I really like this. 

[crissle]

my therapist also does this with me and i find it helpful. 

[stargazing-enby]

Same!

[lovecrumbss]

Harry Styles - LIGHTS UP

[gratitudecafe]

Lights Up

[fitmydaydream]

THIS IS SO RUDE

[bons-moments-au-cinema]

Lights Up (2019) Harry Styles

[alienodisxso-deactivated2026032]

Tobe Ft. Izi, Tedua, Rkomi - SpeciAler

[alienodisxso-deactivated2026032]

Rkomi ft. Izi - Aeroplanini Di Carta

[fangirlasplosian]

I Just Want More Fic Without Having to Write It Myself: A Biography

[backofthebookshelf]

#not an autobiography for obvious reasons

[pascalation]

marvel dudebros: girls only watch marvel movies for the hot shirtless men

why girls acually watch marvel movies:

[tsundereslasher]

“Robert is a really lovely, down to earth kind of guy. He’s funny, he’s talented, he’s cool and he’s just a great guy to be around. He brings a very positive energy to set and makes everyone feel welcome. I am so grateful that he agreed to be in this movie because we really needed him to drive home the fact that we are bringing Spider-Man home to the MCU. He is the Godfather.” Tom Holland about Robert Downey Jr.  

“Tom is the perfect man for the job. He’s enthusiastic, bright and gifted, a very physically talented guy by virtue of his dance and acrobatic background. He has just the right combination of elements required to bring a new take on the character.” Robert Downey Jr. about Tom Holland.