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Perpetually cuddled under several blankets. Call me Doom. They/them. Adult. 🌠 My AO3 | my fics | my memes | my queer banners | my art. Icon by my darling girlfriend and I, header by @maruti-bitamin. 🌠 My fandoms include Heartstopper, She-Ra, Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, Adventure Time, Omori, The Last of Us, Epic: The Musical, Steven Universe, Hollow Knight and The Good Place.

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4149:

you might want to plug in your pc

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[lambergeier]

yeah it makes life worthwhile. i hope you get to hang out with a bunch of people you really like for several days in a row some time soon!

[walkingeverywhere]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[transhuman-priestess]

#i will not be reading one giant wall of text#I will be reading several consecutive smaller walls of text

[prokopetz]

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

[prokopetz]

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

[prokopetz]

You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?

Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)

Gears and sprockets

Endless bundles of wire

Some sort of translucent crystal

Meat and viscera in a weird colour

Random geometric shapes

The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal

It looks like... car parts?

I'm actually mostly hollow

Just a shitload of milky goo

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

[teaboot]

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

[hexjulia]

you can really tell i'm the captain of my soul as i keep steering into rocks. not even hidden icebergs just large rocks visible in the water from quite some distance.

[butchtoks]

[infertilityidol]

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[depsidase]

[ryebreadgf]

favorite series of tweets

[even-more-nonsense]

You know what yall can have this too

[unyieldingsilence]

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[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[crap-userrname16]

[not-available-for-comment]

Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

[hsavinien]

Ship in a bottle. Saw someone post that they'd done this on FB and had to recreate it immediately.

[pagecommando]

@sweaterkittensahoy Thought you'd dig this!

[sweaterkittensahoy]

OH I LOVE IT

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?