Kassidee Probably Thought

[boydoujin-moved-deactivated2017]

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

[dovah-remade]

[valtsv]

ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it

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Sam: I got plenty of foods at the store.

Gabriel: oh that’s good!

Gabriel: I’ve missed eating

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Castiel: do you want to sign up for the membership? you get a discount on gas prices.

Jack: oh no thanks, I dont drink gasoline.

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Dean: (looking in the mirror)

Dean: (points at self)

Dean: that's a chicken

[hellokassidee]

this is me in the mirror

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Dean: Hey! It only takes a minute out of your day, to completely ruin mine!

Edit: omg I'm sorry guys i was super sleep deprived and forgot I queued this without finishing it!

[howdoistopthetrain]

Crowley: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

Crowley: when it hits the exact corner, I can produce one coherent thought

Cashier: sir please just take your fries

[thatsprettydarnsnazzy-deactivat]

my favorite thing about this post is that it could be both about supernatural’s crowley or good omens’ crowley and it would make sense either way

[elodieunderglass]

 you fools, you rubes, you uncultured children, you watch too much television and spend too little time thinkin about the occult. this is about aleister

[themiscyra1983]

Can we just agree that all Crowleys actually only have one brain cell between them and yes two are fictional and one of them is dead but it’s still a time-share?

[howdoistopthetrain]

Cas: what’re you in for? Murder?

Zookeeper: [looking at the penguin Cas is talking to] he’s not in for anything

Cas: so he can leave

Zookeeper: no

Cas: because he’s in witness protection?

Zookeeper: no

Cas: well then what the fuck is going on khaki man

[hellokassidee]

"what the fuck is going on khaki man" me @ my teachers in high school

[thesixconfessions]

[centralperksource]

Monica & Chandler → throughout the seasons

[iconic--soul]

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

[hellokassidee]

preach.

[friendsthetvshow]

“Otherwise, they don’t let you do it.”

[hellokassidee]

we love susan in this house

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Horton hears a

Whom

[slytherin-headcanons]

455. Slytherins are those people who are like ‘ugh I hate drama I’m so over that now it’s just pointless’ but what they really mean is ‘I hate having my own drama but if you’ve got any juicy gossip I’m more than happy to discuss it with you for three hours this evening’

[amusingslytherin]

One thing that Slytherins can be very good at is acting and/or dramatics. That includes playing a part, acting along to something, theatrically exaggerating sth during conversations with friends or just using their body to portray a certain image (e.g. picture purposes,…). And believe me when I say they are very proud of that fact.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The dumber someone is, the dumber that person seems to think you are

[just-shower-thoughts]

Medical offices have a lot of nerve asking you to show up 15 minutes early but then not getting to you until 45 minutes after your scheduled time.