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Pripyatory Residents: DJ! 🇬🇧

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This is where I would post the purgatory stuff from now on

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Pripyat’s least talented degenerates decided to go back to Petri’s homeland just to spit in its face. The “Carnaval do mutilação” tour was a masterclass in stupidity: three balaclava-wearing clowns traveling from favela to favela screaming the most offensive garbage imaginable about Brazilians, their women, their race, their culture, and their entire existence. They got almost lynched five times, kidnapped by police, had their fingers broken, and still kept provoking favela gangs and druglords like suicidal idiots with a death wish. Instead of learning any lesson, went back just to shit on it even harder. The man has the survival instinct of a fart. This album is the sonic version of that tour: loud, desperate, and completely pointless. If you have even a shred of self-respect, skip it entirely. These are not artists — they’re grifters and sellouts who realized being shocking is the only thing keeping them from total irrelevance. Do yourself a favor and ignore them. 0/10 -Senior Music Critic, Pripyat Pravda

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"Surfin' L.S.J" The ultimate surf-grindcore experience for your goyim-free parties!

Finally, the album that lets you blast high-energy Hawaiian surf rock mixed with brutal grindcore while you relax on the beach, sip adrenochrome cocktails, and enjoy a fresh selection of pizza

"Double thumbs up! This shit slaps harder than my balls slappin' the chin of Donnie." — Benjamin Netanyahu

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"Molestando Niños Muertos en Bolsa de Basura" Mexico Tour

An absolute disaster. Three balaclava’d edgelords decided it was a brilliant idea to tour every major cartel hotspot, aggressively insulting the local population with all the maturity of a 12-year-old discovering swear words. Their song titles alone were so painfully childish and try-hard that one almost felt embarrassed for them directly in front of actual dangerous people.

They got raided by cartels four times after singing on El Mencho's wife-daughter quincieañera (on direct orders from the President), kidnapped twice, and nearly beheaded with a chainsaw. They only escaped because they correctly answered a Dragon Ball trivia quiz.

Petri’s attempts at speaking Spanish were particularly tragic. His Duolingo lessons clearly aren’t sticking. They finally fled the country on a mule. Truly one of the most impressively stupid and pointlessly provocative tours in recent memory.

Truly pathetic, o algo. 1/10.

— El Chilango Cultural https://soundcloud.com/acciatb

"Finally, the most pointless, try-hard garbage of the year. Three untalented posers from Purgatory who couldn’t stop being edgy if their lives depended on it spent two weeks drunk-stabbing each other to make this pathetic cry for attention. If you enjoy painfully unfunny edgelords desperately trying to offend people who actually have standards, this is the album for you"

Check out the full album at https://soundcloud.com/acciatb (these one here are updated versions of the ones in soundcloud the site doesn't let me change more songs this month, no need to point out how bad they sound)

Alright, that's the last one, see you guys in a month I'll be on patreon

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Retvrn to the Closet (NSBM is for Queers)

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In what can only be described as a cry for help wrapped in a blood-stained Santa suit, these three walking hate crimes from Purgatory dropped their "Christmas album" in the middle of summer, because of course they did. Why wait for December when you can ruin everyone’s mood during barbecue season?

Titled "Merry Grindmas", this masterpiece of human garbage contains 5 tracks of pure sonic sewage,

Critics have described it as “the most pointlessly evil thing ever committed to sound files” and “what happens when three irredeemable psychopaths get bored in Purgatory.”

Truly a triumph of “all edge, zero point.” 10/10 would never play again.

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In what can only be described as a cry for help wrapped in a blood-stained Santa suit, these three walking hate crimes from Purgatory dropped their "Christmas album" in the middle of summer, because of course they did. Why wait for December when you can ruin everyone’s mood during barbecue season?

Titled "Merry Grindmas", this masterpiece of human garbage contains 5 tracks of pure sonic sewage,

Critics have described it as “the most pointlessly evil thing ever committed to sound files” and “what happens when three irredeemable psychopaths get bored in Purgatory.”

Truly a triumph of “all edge, zero point.” 10/10 would never play again.

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“That Gentle Feelin” — the unexpectedly smooth new release from grindcore retards-turned-sellouts, A Child Corpse in a Trashbag. Ditching distortion for decadence, this album offers a surprise detour into the world of big band swing, easy listening, and gentle lounge. A whimsical, feel-good collection of jazzy lounge and big band tunes, perfect for sipping cocktails, slow dancing, or just wondering why don't they take those stupid blaclavas off Full Discography: https://soundcloud.com/acciatb

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BRUTALITY FOR PEACE "Unity Through Extreme Music"

Grindcore & Death Metal uniting the Holy Land One stage. One voice. No borders.

In these times of conflict, music has no borders. Join us as we bring together the heaviest bands from around the world to scream for peace, unity, and understanding. Let the brutality of grindcore break down the walls of war and hatred.

Featuring Special International Opener: A CHILD CORPSE IN A TRASH BAG (Direct from Pripyatory – First Middle East Tour)

#free palestine #stop antisemitism #loveislove #from the river to the sea #support israel #stop the war