The N00bs Nextdoor

Best friends Catfish, Christa and Paige's random and positively questionable quotes and various comments spouted at random hours of the day. var _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})(); Online Users

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All the beautiful pictures can--that's a penis.

Christa

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WE'RE ALL DOING THIS SHIT TOGETHER!!!

Dad

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She's..... amoeba~!

Me talking about jelly beans and ....I have no idea.

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In which Catfish and Christa eat jelly beans.

Christa: ...What flavor is this?

Catfish: Assberry?

Christa: *chewing*...Accurate.

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My keys are over-excited from his sensual tones.

Catfish

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Visualize the oompa~

Catfish

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Look! I'm licking my ointment!

Caitlin

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This mixture of grumpy and coffee just isn't working for me.

Levi (Note: 'Grumpy' is code for gas. Lots and lots of stinky gas.)

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She came over and tickled the fuck outta me.

Christa

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It's better than sex on a plate! -brief pause- Cuz you can eat it!

Me talking about slutty brownies

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No, I did not yogurt.

Caitlin

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I do not need this. My man has two jobs!

Levi

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...Cuz this is America and we live on big things.

Catfish

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That grape just came all over that child!

Catfish

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Frank Louis? It's Fred Louis! You're a terrible god-father!!

Catfish talking about me

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If you take the 'a' off of 'amish' and put it at the end, guess what it spells. Misha. The Amish Barn taught me that.

Catfish