crazy people love me, everywhere nyc
Crazy people are drawn to me. In New york there is no lack of the offish. When I say “crazy people” I’m not talking about the “oh girl, you so funny, so crazy and cool” type of crazy. I mean more obviously on crack type of crazy. Or just women hating men, who say gross and sexually derogatory things to you on the street. Every New York woman I have ever known has been through this. Is that not sad? For me, it’s a daily thing. I think it’s my face. It’s one of those innocent faces that look like they won’t defend themselves. This is not the case. Normally when crazies get too close I reach for my Pepperface key chain with every intention of use. I scream “I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR APPROVAL! WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR DAUGHTER?!” loudly at the women hating men. Their reaction to my words is a face full of shock. Sometimes they begin to scream curse words at you, because how dare you stand up for yourself. Maybe this is not the safest thing to do...this is not the safest thing to do. I’m no expert in self safety, so please don’t mimic my behavior. Not saying something just doesn't feel like an option to me personally. It’s 2013, do women really need to just ignore when men verbally objectify them? I vote no. But of course, I do this when there are plenty of people (witnesses!) on the street. As scary as it is to acknowledge, you never know when one of these fools could be carrying a knife or gun. Anyway, this brings me to lady safety. It’s unfun to feel unsafe. There are a few fun items a New York lady (or man!) can carry in their arsenal (aka bag) for when the crazies crawl out, and in new york they often do. Plus these items are cute, that's important.
Anja Guggenheim has a super cool Etsy store specializing in "Self-defense jewelry and charms". Most of the jewelry is made from industrial resin and are hand cast from original silicone molds. The colorful translucent rings will look fantastic on your fingers, even when you don't need to use them.
Everyone need's a keychain. Why not choose this colorful and customizable option? The "Monkey Fist key chain can also be used for self defense. Clip on a backpack or purse. Remove when walking, between classes or at night. Base of keychain is a 1" stainless steel ball wrapped in two colors (or one color) of your choice of 550 parachute cord, four strand braid and a snake weave makes the handle for ease of gripping. "
Pepperface makes me think of THIS. In actuality, Pepperface is a pepper-spray for fancy people. If Lohan has one for the pap, you know it works. I have the gold one. If bedazzlement is your deal, it's pretty amazing that that's an option! You can buy the device and refills at the chicest pharmacy in New York, The New London.
Meow! I can't resist anything with the face of a cat. Including actual cats. Plus the Personal Safety Keychain looks Japanese kawaii-esque. Also it's under $10. Basically a no brainer. "The Cat Self Defense Key-chain can be attached to keys or easily stowed elsewhere. You put your fingers through the eye holes and the tips of the ears can be used to defend your self against an attacker."
...And, as I am not an expert in self defense below are a list of self defense classes and seminars you can attend to gain professional training on the matter.
Female Awareness Self Defense Course, Chelsea
Park Slope Academy of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu , Brooklyn
Krav Maga Federation, Chelsea