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Roxy giggles, though she can feel her whiskers twitching as one ear flops over her face. “Sure, baby. You might’a gone in a lil hard (lol) but I’m really doubtin’ that you really botched it, sugar. She’s p easy goin’. Just, idk, talk to her. Don’t go divin’ straight for her dick, treat her like anybody else, y’know?”

“Rox, dude, you know how weird I am. Like, really. I greeted an alt of you by pretending to be a hasshid the sub shop owner. It’s not the most approachable.”

“Omfg, are you fuckin’ serious?” Roxy laughs, turning back towards him and curling into his chest. “But that’s what makes you so funny, sugar. Your sense’a humour’s great, ‘s why it’s fun talkin’ to you.”

“It’s also part of what makes me an insufferable prick. Not here to rag on myself though… tell you what, if you really want me to meet her why don’t the three of us do a thing, so when I say something insensitive and she tries to choke me you can at least protect the shades.”

“Better an insufferable prick than a borin’ asshole.” She smiles to herself and nods, her long ears twitching. “Looool, sure. I’ll be on shades protection duty. I’m really doubtin’ that you’d be offendin’ her, she’s got a good ol’ sense of humour. But yeah, we can be settin’ stuff up w/ all of us. Probs make it easier anyhow.”

“Yeah, thanks.” Nuzzle nuzzle.

“Don’t worry, babes. I got’chu.” She turns to kiss his cheek, then rubs her chin and cheek on his shoulder as though rubbing her scent on him. Which smells faintly of bubblegum and raspberries. “You’re cute, Dave.”

And now he’s blushing. Rad. He rubs up against her getting his odd hot gravel and cherry scent on her then, just, holding her close. “Yeah well you aren’t to shabby yourself.”

She snuffles at him then cuddles into his arms with a happy wriggle, sharing her warmth with the catboy, tickling his whiskers with her. It’s nice to just … hang out with him sometimes. It’s peaceful, and helps to unwind. “Thanks for movin’ in with me, baby.”

“Thanks for letting me crash with you. It’s, been. Uh.” He snuggled up closer and sort of just, kissed her. On the lips. He spent a good minuet keeping it up, enjoying and savoring her taste, before pulling back and going about nuzzling into her chest. “Yeah.”

Mmph-! Roxy’s ears prick as he suddenly kisses her and she makes a note of surprise against his lips before she relaxes, leaning into it as her eyes close. Once he breaks away, she pets his blonde hair as he cuddles into her chest again, gently smoothing and carefully twirling it between her fingers. “Yeah...it’s been good.”

Roxy giggles, though she can feel her whiskers twitching as one ear flops over her face. “Sure, baby. You might’a gone in a lil hard (lol) but I’m really doubtin’ that you really botched it, sugar. She’s p easy goin’. Just, idk, talk to her. Don’t go divin’ straight for her dick, treat her like anybody else, y’know?”

“Rox, dude, you know how weird I am. Like, really. I greeted an alt of you by pretending to be a hasshid the sub shop owner. It’s not the most approachable.”

“Omfg, are you fuckin’ serious?” Roxy laughs, turning back towards him and curling into his chest. “But that’s what makes you so funny, sugar. Your sense’a humour’s great, ‘s why it’s fun talkin’ to you.”

“It’s also part of what makes me an insufferable prick. Not here to rag on myself though… tell you what, if you really want me to meet her why don’t the three of us do a thing, so when I say something insensitive and she tries to choke me you can at least protect the shades.”

“Better an insufferable prick than a borin’ asshole.” She smiles to herself and nods, her long ears twitching. “Looool, sure. I’ll be on shades protection duty. I’m really doubtin’ that you’d be offendin’ her, she’s got a good ol’ sense of humour. But yeah, we can be settin’ stuff up w/ all of us. Probs make it easier anyhow.”

“Yeah, thanks.” Nuzzle nuzzle.

“Don’t worry, babes. I got’chu.” She turns to kiss his cheek, then rubs her chin and cheek on his shoulder as though rubbing her scent on him. Which smells faintly of bubblegum and raspberries. “You’re cute, Dave.”

And now he’s blushing. Rad. He rubs up against her getting his odd hot gravel and cherry scent on her then, just, holding her close. “Yeah well you aren’t to shabby yourself.”

She snuffles at him then cuddles into his arms with a happy wriggle, sharing her warmth with the catboy, tickling his whiskers with her. It’s nice to just ... hang out with him sometimes. It’s peaceful, and helps to unwind. “Thanks for movin’ in with me, baby.”

Roxy giggles, though she can feel her whiskers twitching as one ear flops over her face. “Sure, baby. You might’a gone in a lil hard (lol) but I’m really doubtin’ that you really botched it, sugar. She’s p easy goin’. Just, idk, talk to her. Don’t go divin’ straight for her dick, treat her like anybody else, y’know?”

“Rox, dude, you know how weird I am. Like, really. I greeted an alt of you by pretending to be a hasshid the sub shop owner. It’s not the most approachable.”

“Omfg, are you fuckin’ serious?” Roxy laughs, turning back towards him and curling into his chest. “But that’s what makes you so funny, sugar. Your sense’a humour’s great, ‘s why it’s fun talkin’ to you.”

“It’s also part of what makes me an insufferable prick. Not here to rag on myself though… tell you what, if you really want me to meet her why don’t the three of us do a thing, so when I say something insensitive and she tries to choke me you can at least protect the shades.”

“Better an insufferable prick than a borin’ asshole.” She smiles to herself and nods, her long ears twitching. “Looool, sure. I’ll be on shades protection duty. I’m really doubtin’ that you’d be offendin’ her, she’s got a good ol’ sense of humour. But yeah, we can be settin’ stuff up w/ all of us. Probs make it easier anyhow.”

“Yeah, thanks.” Nuzzle nuzzle.

“Don’t worry, babes. I got’chu.” She turns to kiss his cheek, then rubs her chin and cheek on his shoulder as though rubbing her scent on him. Which smells faintly of bubblegum and raspberries. “You’re cute, Dave.”

Roxy giggles, though she can feel her whiskers twitching as one ear flops over her face. “Sure, baby. You might’a gone in a lil hard (lol) but I’m really doubtin’ that you really botched it, sugar. She’s p easy goin’. Just, idk, talk to her. Don’t go divin’ straight for her dick, treat her like anybody else, y’know?”

“Rox, dude, you know how weird I am. Like, really. I greeted an alt of you by pretending to be a hasshid the sub shop owner. It’s not the most approachable.”

“Omfg, are you fuckin’ serious?” Roxy laughs, turning back towards him and curling into his chest. “But that’s what makes you so funny, sugar. Your sense’a humour’s great, ‘s why it’s fun talkin’ to you.”

“It’s also part of what makes me an insufferable prick. Not here to rag on myself though… tell you what, if you really want me to meet her why don’t the three of us do a thing, so when I say something insensitive and she tries to choke me you can at least protect the shades.”

“Better an insufferable prick than a borin’ asshole.” She smiles to herself and nods, her long ears twitching. “Looool, sure. I’ll be on shades protection duty. I’m really doubtin’ that you’d be offendin’ her, she’s got a good ol’ sense of humour. But yeah, we can be settin’ stuff up w/ all of us. Probs make it easier anyhow.”

Roxy giggles, though she can feel her whiskers twitching as one ear flops over her face. “Sure, baby. You might’a gone in a lil hard (lol) but I’m really doubtin’ that you really botched it, sugar. She’s p easy goin’. Just, idk, talk to her. Don’t go divin’ straight for her dick, treat her like anybody else, y’know?”

“Rox, dude, you know how weird I am. Like, really. I greeted an alt of you by pretending to be a hasshid the sub shop owner. It’s not the most approachable.”

“Omfg, are you fuckin’ serious?” Roxy laughs, turning back towards him and curling into his chest. “But that’s what makes you so funny, sugar. Your sense’a humour’s great, ‘s why it’s fun talkin’ to you.”

Roxy giggles, though she can feel her whiskers twitching as one ear flops over her face. “Sure, baby. You might’a gone in a lil hard (lol) but I’m really doubtin’ that you really botched it, sugar. She’s p easy goin’. Just, idk, talk to her. Don’t go divin’ straight for her dick, treat her like anybody else, y’know?”

“… that happened once. It doesn’t count since the roof is hella warm and I’d probably lay up there anyways.”

“…. Really. Omg, Dave, you’re such a kitty cliche.” Roxy giggles and gives his fluffy ears an extra scratch before leaving them alone for now. “Maybs for the roof but it defs counts otherwise lol.”

“Haven’t done it otherwise so shut up.” He pouts and wants to move away but… warm. “Don’t you have weird rabbit shit for me to make fun of? Do rabbits even do things other than fuck and sarcastically taunt idiots while cross dressing?”

“Cross dressin’? I ain’t Bugs Bunny if that’s what you’re talkin bout. Well I keep on doin these like, lil flops and stuff or like I’ll suddenly be jumpin’ it’s weird. I think they’re called binkies?” She nuzzles him, giving him a gentle pat. “Sorry for teasin’, baby.”

“Damn. Well at least you got the cute ass tail and nose. And don’t worry it’s just, eugh, this is kind of annoying.” He paps her and gently scratches her head. “So, what do you dig about huge dick mcgillfrond that isn’t the thigh busting sex?”

She tilts her head into the scratches, finding her left leg starting up on a kick as she stares down in horror at it. Oh no… “Oh, she’s so pretty like holy shit. She’s got these lil freckles everywhere and omg, they glow! And she has the prettiest eyes…” She gives a little wriggle of happiness thinking about her girlfriend. “She’s awful sweet too and so funny. She’s perf.”

Hmmmmmm. hmmmmmmmmmm, a trick he can abuse. He scratches a bit more and starts to rub her stomach, just trying to see what works. “Sounds wild dude, you actually go on a date yet or?”

Noooooo. It makes her twist over into the scritches more, her leg kicking even more as her tail wags and wiggles hard. “Of course, lol. We had a special movie date and she’d found all my faves and like the cartoons I like the most. It was adorbs omg. And we sat outside her palace and watched all the glowin’ fish swimmin’ over the dome it was beautiful.”

“Sounds cool.” Scritch scritch scritch.

She mmmmmr’s at him, her leg continuing to jitter. “You really gotta message her again. I can be talkin’ to her if it’ll help?”

“… that happened once. It doesn’t count since the roof is hella warm and I’d probably lay up there anyways.”

“…. Really. Omg, Dave, you’re such a kitty cliche.” Roxy giggles and gives his fluffy ears an extra scratch before leaving them alone for now. “Maybs for the roof but it defs counts otherwise lol.”

“Haven’t done it otherwise so shut up.” He pouts and wants to move away but… warm. “Don’t you have weird rabbit shit for me to make fun of? Do rabbits even do things other than fuck and sarcastically taunt idiots while cross dressing?”

“Cross dressin’? I ain’t Bugs Bunny if that’s what you’re talkin bout. Well I keep on doin these like, lil flops and stuff or like I’ll suddenly be jumpin’ it’s weird. I think they’re called binkies?” She nuzzles him, giving him a gentle pat. “Sorry for teasin’, baby.”

“Damn. Well at least you got the cute ass tail and nose. And don’t worry it’s just, eugh, this is kind of annoying.” He paps her and gently scratches her head. “So, what do you dig about huge dick mcgillfrond that isn’t the thigh busting sex?”

She tilts her head into the scratches, finding her left leg starting up on a kick as she stares down in horror at it. Oh no… “Oh, she’s so pretty like holy shit. She’s got these lil freckles everywhere and omg, they glow! And she has the prettiest eyes…” She gives a little wriggle of happiness thinking about her girlfriend. “She’s awful sweet too and so funny. She’s perf.”

Hmmmmmm. hmmmmmmmmmm, a trick he can abuse. He scratches a bit more and starts to rub her stomach, just trying to see what works. “Sounds wild dude, you actually go on a date yet or?”

Noooooo. It makes her twist over into the scritches more, her leg kicking even more as her tail wags and wiggles hard. “Of course, lol. We had a special movie date and she’d found all my faves and like the cartoons I like the most. It was adorbs omg. And we sat outside her palace and watched all the glowin’ fish swimmin’ over the dome it was beautiful.”

“… that happened once. It doesn’t count since the roof is hella warm and I’d probably lay up there anyways.”

“…. Really. Omg, Dave, you’re such a kitty cliche.” Roxy giggles and gives his fluffy ears an extra scratch before leaving them alone for now. “Maybs for the roof but it defs counts otherwise lol.”

“Haven’t done it otherwise so shut up.” He pouts and wants to move away but… warm. “Don’t you have weird rabbit shit for me to make fun of? Do rabbits even do things other than fuck and sarcastically taunt idiots while cross dressing?”

“Cross dressin’? I ain’t Bugs Bunny if that’s what you’re talkin bout. Well I keep on doin these like, lil flops and stuff or like I’ll suddenly be jumpin’ it’s weird. I think they’re called binkies?” She nuzzles him, giving him a gentle pat. “Sorry for teasin’, baby.”

“Damn. Well at least you got the cute ass tail and nose. And don’t worry it’s just, eugh, this is kind of annoying.” He paps her and gently scratches her head. “So, what do you dig about huge dick mcgillfrond that isn’t the thigh busting sex?”

She tilts her head into the scratches, finding her left leg starting up on a kick as she stares down in horror at it. Oh no... “Oh, she’s so pretty like holy shit. She’s got these lil freckles everywhere and omg, they glow! And she has the prettiest eyes...” She gives a little wriggle of happiness thinking about her girlfriend. “She’s awful sweet too and so funny. She’s perf.”

“… that happened once. It doesn’t count since the roof is hella warm and I’d probably lay up there anyways.”

“…. Really. Omg, Dave, you’re such a kitty cliche.” Roxy giggles and gives his fluffy ears an extra scratch before leaving them alone for now. “Maybs for the roof but it defs counts otherwise lol.”

“Haven’t done it otherwise so shut up.” He pouts and wants to move away but… warm. “Don’t you have weird rabbit shit for me to make fun of? Do rabbits even do things other than fuck and sarcastically taunt idiots while cross dressing?”

"Cross dressin'? I ain't Bugs Bunny if that's what you're talkin bout. Well I keep on doin these like, lil flops and stuff or like I'll suddenly be jumpin' it's weird. I think they're called binkies?" She nuzzles him, giving him a gentle pat. "Sorry for teasin', baby."

“… that happened once. It doesn’t count since the roof is hella warm and I’d probably lay up there anyways.”

".... Really. Omg, Dave, you're such a kitty cliche." Roxy giggles and gives his fluffy ears an extra scratch before leaving them alone for now. "Maybs for the roof but it defs counts otherwise lol."

dancelikethewind-deactivated201

god its like tjrowin a hotdog down a hallway i cant feel shit imfggggg

she fckn owes me 4 thus

wait what happened?

dancelikethewind-deactivated201

the kraken got 2 me now u gonna hav 2 ca4ry my swoonin ass places til my legs work agen LOL

oooooh. well, i suppose it is only right :p

#yh I think so ;3 #u bettr message her & c lol #dancelikethewind

thnx baby ;3 always kno u got my hoe ass lmfao

From how busy she’s been lately, Roxy’s toasty warm and she’s perfectly happy to half curl into him as he lies behind her. Very comfy. Nice and warm. “Ngl, the nyas gotta be the best bit of this. You fuckin weeaboo.” She nuzzles him back, her fluffy cottontail twitching. “Whaaat but the tail’s so cuuuute. And it’s like when you knocked the glass of the other day and you couldn’t be gettin the fur to lie flat for like 3 hours.”

Puuurrrrrrrr. “Shut up, it sucks. God damn like, walking down the hall and just ‘hey feferi chan’ or ‘yeah I can be there nya’ is the worst shit. It’s like I’m a twelve year old who just found anime.”

“I’m fuckin livin for this omgg. Just don’t be glompin nobody; you may be a newborn neko but glomps are where the lines drawn.” She snickers, listening to that deep and steady rumbling of his purr. Fuck that’s adorable. “I’m defs Roxy-sama though right?”

“God I can control my body still but the fucking words and weird noises just, come out. Like this purring that’s not me that’s just my bod going “meow meow time to fuckin rev like a new Porsche” and I just.“ His purring is loud and makes his chest vibrate a bit. “Of course you can be Roxy sama or whatever.”

“But it’s so adorbs, dude. And it means you’re haaaaappy.” She moves suddenly in the essence of a binky, the movements completely unplanned. It almost surprises herself. “Yesss, Lady Roxy comin’ on through, bipches.”

Hiss, no, the seat is not supposed to move. He clings to her to keep her in place, before settling back down. “Shut up you stupid rabbit BP”

Oh, oops! She hadn’t meant to do that. But did he really just hiss at her? She settles again quickly though she smirks, reaching up to his ears to pet them. "What other sounds you makin?”

Fuck, he’s purring and chittering a bit as she scratches his ears. Fuck.

Oh no that's even cuter! "Fuck sake, babes, stop bein all adorbs. Next you're gonna tell me that you're sunbathin'."