Helltaken

Independent RP blog for the demons of Helltaker, including male/female Helltaker.

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No Azazel, your not poisoned. But you might experience a increase of dopamine.

“But I don’t want any mean dopes!” Not what they said, Az.

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Nothing brings me greater joy than seeing Azazel's ecstatic, joyful face then immediately being slammed with the words "I'm poisoned, aren't I?"

Poor girl has no idea how to react to things.

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Beelzebub is real cute. 10/10 waifu

“I’m just a humble narrator is all.” She knows she’s cute. 10/10 would give pancakes to.

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Azazel that wasn't sugar I put in my cookies. Mine will help you seek enlightenment.

“I’m poisoned, aren’t I? No wonder they tasted so awful!”

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Modeus, what do you do when you’re bored?

“I’m never bored. Turns out if you ever want a lay, all you have to do is bend over and stick your ass out, and people will come out of the woodwork to have fun with you!”

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Beelzebub... is there anyway out of the void? Untill then, I guess give me books about dimensional hopping so I can build a machine to get us out of here. It might take a long time.

“I mean...there might be, but it’s not something the average person could pull off. And there are no books here. Why do you think I’m so bored?”

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I feel like Beelzebub would have a contingency plan set up during the fight with Lucifer. Like she created the doom slayer to cause panic in demons.

“Why would I purposefully destroy that which I plan on ruling? While tormenting people is something I enjoy, the damage that man would inflict would far outweigh the amusement.”

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I wonder what Pandemonica can do if she's really mad... I want to see that.

There are two levels to her sadism. One is her usual level, painful but nothing you can’t recover from soon enough.

The second...you’d either have life insurance, just in case, or be very durable.

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Nobunaga gives Pandemonica intentionally badly brewed coffee. "Hah, here's your coffee! Let's see what you do with THIS!"

Watching her and not running away is the equivalent of staring at the fuse on a bomb slowly burning away. It’ll take a moment for the effects of the beverage to kick in, but the results will be far more...explosive.

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I wonder if Pandemoica can rip out a spine if she wanted too.

She’s not the Sadistic Demon for nothing, dearest anon.

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Nobunaga dares to slap the angel booty.

“I know this is Hell and all, but do I really have to be punished like this?”

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Azazel calm down. You're supposed to be a pure being. I guess exposure in hell can do that to you.

“I’m not ‘Assazel’! My name is ‘Azazel’!” It is pretty big, though.

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“Assazel?!”

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How does Pandemonica feel about energy drinks?

“If you truly want to see a ‘monster’, try giving me anything with caffeine in it that isn’t coffee.” She has her standards and will not compromise.

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Judgement is so adorable when she's flustered. Isn't that right, Judgement?

“Sh-shut up!”

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“That sounds like Pandemonica. I would have guessed her from your first description, but there are lots of office lady looking demons here so I didn’t want to assume. Either way, a mere human like yourself shouldn’t give her any coffee at all. If it’s not what she wants exactly she’ll kill you, and if it is, then she’ll wake up and torture you for fun. She’s not the sadistic demon for nothing.”

“Wait, it sounds like you’re missing someone. So you got Modeus, Zdrada, Malina, and Cerberus, but not Justice? Weird. But yes, like I said, you don’t want to give Pandemonica anything unless you want to be tortured.” Well, maybe Ibuki would be okay with it since she’d need a strong amount of willpower to make it through all those puzzles in the first place.

     “Awwww, really? So does this mean I shouldn’t give her coffee cause then she’ll wanna hurt me? I guess that means I can’t get a hug from her then…” Awww… no hug from Pan? Now Ibuki was kind of sad. And she still wanted a hug from someone… she could ask those doggos, but they might smother her with cuteness and canine noises.

     …and so Ibuki was now looking hopefully at the lovely demon in the business suit in front of her.

“I believe there’s a saying to let sleeping dogs lie, right? You’re free to oblige her and provide Pandemonica what she desires, but you’re taking your life in your own hands if you do. Don’t let me discourage you.” Cerberus was also another dubious choice, not because they were mean or even unfriendly, but because of the opposite. Getting mauled by three affectionate doggos that don’t know their own strength might not be a terrible end, but it’s still an end.

“Alright I have two questions for you. First one is: are you staring at me? And the second one is: why does your mouth look like a 3?”

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A cupcake you need both hands to eat :y

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