You saw the url. You know what you're in for. Welcome sinners of all denominations, to the Helluva/Hazbin Fuckability polls! A light-hearted romp for the dirty and the silly. The rules are incredibly simple; just vote for whichever character you, personally, want to fuck the most! Or whoever you just find the hottest in general. Twitter had their shot at this, so I thought I could, too!
Additional rules, dates, and match-ups under the cut!
1) No minors obviously
2) Propaganda and anti-propaganda can and will be reblogged! However, please do not get too graphic. Obviously given the subject matter, completely sfw commentary is not the goal, but there's a difference between going "I bet he's got a good dick" and writing a 10k smut fantasy going into vivid detail about personal kinks and stuff. Use your own personal discretion to judge.
3) While it is perfectly acceptable to dislike a character, please do not seriously bash the character, and especially do not bash fans of that character. (Positive example: "if [character] wins I'm blowing up the moon" or "list of reasons why [character] is unfuckable grrr" <- acceptable things. Negative example: "who tf is voting for [character] I just wanna talk and also I am in your walls" "those voting [character] shall taste my blade" <- not cool! Not funny. You will be blocked!)
4) I will do my best to adhere to the schedule set, but please keep in mind that the OP is one person and simply doing this in their spare time for funnies. This is by no means a professional poll. If i'm ever late getting to a piece of propaganda or if the polls are not up on the dot of when they're supposed to be, I apologize profusely.
5) "Why isn't [x background character] here?" bc i didn't wannaaaa okay???? i didn't wanna!!! you can't make me include generic shark henchman #12! i don't wannaaaaa!!!!
6) Characters revived via the redemption round may only come back ONCE! If they lose again, that's it! They're ineligible to return.
7) Have fun and be yourself. :3 May the sexiest character win!
THE POLLS BEGAN ON MARCH 21st, 4:00PM UK STANDARD TIME
VOTING WILL LAST ONE WEEK! THE ROUNDS WILL BE RELEASED IN PHASES, ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER. LOSER ROUNDS WILL FOLLOW. WHICHEVER TWO WIN THE LOSER ROUNDS WILL BE PROMOTED TO THE MAIN BRACKET AFTER!
First rounds:
(Day 1)
Blitzø vs. Robo-Fizz Charlie vs. Husker Loona vs. Agent 2 Crim vs. Mammon Emily vs. Glitz & Glam Moxxie vs. Zestial Stolas vs. Andrealphus
(Day 2)
Paimon vs. Blitzø's Dad Cleetus vs. Valentino Verosika vs. Striker Sera vs. Stella Collin vs. Keenie Vaggie vs. Lute Adam vs. Lilith
(Day 3)
Lucifer vs. Fizzarolli Alastor vs. Deerie Niffty vs. Sir Pentious Chaz vs. Millie Loopty-Goopty vs. Lyle Lipton Katie Killjoy vs. Tom Trench Barbie Wire vs. Cherri Bomb
(Day 4)
Carmilla vs. Velvette
Vox vs. Agent 1 Rosie vs. St. Peter Queen Bee vs. Vortex Martha vs. Mrs. Mayberry Mimizy vs. Wally Wackford Asmodeus vs. Angel Dust Sallie May vs. Missi Zilla Lin vs. Joe
THE REDEEMED:
Charlie, Striker, Adam, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, annnnd Velvette
Round 2 began April 15th at 4pm UK standard time
Round 2 matchups!
Husker v Angel Dust Sera v Mrs. Mayberry Alastor v Zestial Sir Pentious v Loopty Goopty Carmilla v Rosie Millie v Vaggie Valentino v Paimon (TIE?!) Mammon v Keenie Katie Killjoy v Mimzy Sallie May v Lin Loona v Queen Bee Cherri Bomb v Glitz n Glam Lilith v Vox Verosika v Blitzo Lucifer v Stolas
REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET: Charlie v Velvette Fizz v Ozzie Striker v Adam
ROUND 3 began May 2 at 5:00 UK STANDARD TIME
Lucifer v Queen Bee Valentino v Vox Verosika v Paimon Sera v Sir Pentious Sallie May v Cherri Bomb Mimzy v Mammon Vaggie v Angel Dust Carmilla v Zestial
ROUND 4 BEGAN MAY 10TH AT 4:00 UK STANDARD TIME
Lucifer v Mammon Sir Pentious v Vox Verosika v Carmilla Vaggie v Sallie May
AND
IN THE REDEMPTION BRACKET:
Angel Dust v Cherri Bomb Stolas v Paimon Sera v Mimzy Blitzo v Zestial Velvette v Valentino Lilith v Bee
Semi-finals were out May 18th, at 4:00pm UK Standard Time!
Lucifer v Sir Pentious Vaggie v Carmilla
AND
IN THE REDEMPTION BRACKET:
Verosika v Bee Velvette v Vox Sallie May v Mammon Sera v Angel Dust Stolas v Zestial
Redemption Bracket Semi-finals are coming out May 26th, at 4:00pm UK Standard Time!
Sallie May v Verosika Vaggie v Sir Pentious Angel Dust v Stolas v Vox