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Guys! I’m alive!

#( ooc. ┇ ✖ тaĸιng тнe нelмeт oғғ ✖ )#( Sort of. )#( I miss this muse a lot )#( So here I am! )

Welp. I’m back. Starter Call Anyone??

#( ic. ┇ ❛ ѕтarтer call ❜ )#( I miss mah boy )#( I know ive been doing this before but really I love Woody too much )

@doctorwittington

“I have to admit, I was QUITE impressed with how you stood up to Kilborne. You might right be an official member of Lazer Team yet. I mean, sure, you don’t have a piece of the suit, but you are a valued member of the team in my eyes.”

#doctorwittington #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )#( Sorry this is so late. I had to rewatch the movie a few times to get my muse fully working again. )#( Have sweet boi Woody. )

I have done it. I updated mostly everything to this blog. It’s been two years but oh man, I have never lost love for my boy. Lazer Team 2 shook him up so LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER TOMORROW !!!

#( ooc. ┇ ✖ тaĸιng тнe нelмeт oғғ ✖ )#( pending starter call tag. )#( I just need to make a new banner and stuff. )#( I really hope the fandom rises up again. I miss it dearly. )#( I'm gonna pass out now. Nigh nigh guys. )

roosterteethrpmasterlist

please reblog this post if you rp as a canon character or OC in the lazer team universe. you will be added to the masterlist located here!

#( ooc. ┇ ✖ тaĸιng тнe нelмeт oғғ ✖ )#( I a m ALIVE )

I can’t help but FEAR what I am becoming-- what it will do to me in the e n d. Where STRENGTH is gained, is h u m a n i t y lost?

Woodrow Johnson from Rooster Teeth’s Lazer Team penned by Ruby (est. 01.30.2016)

#( ooc. ┇ ★ ѕelғ proмo ★ )#( I lazily just copied my images from my new theme. But because they're pretty okay. )#lazer team roleplay #lazer team rp #rooster teeth roleplay #rooster teeth rp

New icons???

#( ooc. ┇ ✖ тaĸιng тнe нelмeт oғғ ✖ )#( too much? Or are they okay? )

GUYS IM BACK. MY MUSE IS WOKE. AHHHH!!!

#( ooc. ┇ ✖ тaĸιng тнe нelмeт oғғ ✖ )#( I need new icons )#( and a new theme )#( AHHH THIS WILL BE MY NIGHT )

lazerstud:

@helmetbcy

“Would you shut the fuck up already, Woody? No one wants to hear that blabber coming out of your dumb face hole”

A heavy frown settled onto his face, followed by an awkward shuffle of his feet. He’d only been informing Zach of some of the new features he’d discovered on the helmet. Clearly the other wasn’t interested. Then again, that wasn’t much of a surprise. It shouldn’t have hurt as much as it did. He should have been used to it. Before putting on the helmet, nothing they said really mattered. Now, however, it seemed so much more hurtful.

Nodding, Woody went quiet, hanging his head before speaking. ❛ Sorry Zachary. I’ll keep quiet and leave you alone. ❜

#lazerstud #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )#( This took forever. I'm sorry frand. )

cheerleadcr:

“Do I not look like a nice person?” Now she was a bit offended. “I would be pretty jealous of them if I were in your situation. Woodrow, that’s an interesting name. I’m sorry your parents named you that, can’t say my full name is any better though. I’d tell you mine but, no one ever calls me that anymore it be pointless to do that. Woody is nice, I guess.”

Woody gave a shrug, straightening up. ❛ I dunno. You’re the head cheerleader. I’m the town idiot. Or-- was. I just didn’t figure you’d wanna talk to me. ❜ He shook his head and laughed a bit. ❛ Really, it’s fine. Thank you. You know, for not treating me like I’m an idiot. ❜ He smiled. ❛ Well now you’ve got me curious. What could Mindy be short for? ❜

#cheerleadcr #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )#( He's just so surprised how she's being toward him. )#( That's all. )

earthchampion:

“Stealth is actually incredibly useful. But - only if its used as a unit. And in this state, it can’t be. The long range frequencies and translation units are tools needed in many situations. But - again - it’ll take a moment for it to translate the alien language since it most likely wasn’t programmed with it. I also think you should start practicing with the slow motion and x-ray feature more. And, don’t use the x-ray incorrectly. We don’t need that right now, got it, Woody?”

❛ Separated, however, it’s useless. ❜ Woody countered, crossing his arms over his chest with a small nod. ❛ It’s not exactly easy. The x-ray has no filter. I basically have to learn to ignore what I don’t want to see. ❜ He said, giving a soft chuckle. ❛ Which is easier said than done. But I agree, the slow motion feature would be highly useful when mastered. ❜

#earthchampion #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )

justblastit:

@helmetbcy

‘ You figured out any more of those enhancements, yet? Like– seeing naked chicks, but without the guys joining in?

Or are you stuck with dick-vision on that one? ’

❛ Unfortunately there isn’t a way to filter anything seen while in x-ray mode. At least, nothing I’ve found so far. HOWEVER, there are several other useful features I’ve found. Such as slow motion. Of course, it’s less effective on it’s own and doesn’t slow the wearer down, but rather allows me to see things in slow motion so as to formulate a better response in combat situations. ❜

#justblastit #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )#( ppfftt )#( yeah. sadly there's no dick vision off button there. )

@lazercannon

❝ how am i supposed to feel? ❞

Honestly he’d never seen this side of Zach before. Then again, they weren’t exactly the best of friends. Before this whole thing started, they hardly spoke. And any exchange they did have was usually an insult thrown at Woody or something along those lines. Though, he’d always seen the man as rather perky. Moody, yes, but otherwise happy with his life. However, since this mess started, he’d noticed a steady decline in Zach’s moods. Even without the helmet’s ability to pick up on hormone changes in the body, he could see that. At the moment though, all he could see was the blood alcohol content level.

❛ Zachary, you’re heavily intoxicated. You need to rest. ❜

#lazercannon #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )#( Angst??? )

lazershield:

Hagan’s blue orbs widened slightly at the other’s question. In truth, he hadn’t even though about it. The man pressed his lips into a thin line as he mulled over a decent response. It was certainly a DELICATE topic ––– one that he knew Woody must have considered before.

❝ Honestly, kid ––– I have no idea. That’s something we’ll just have to figure out when the time comes. But y’know what? It doesn’t matter. You’re still gonna be the same old Woody ––– OUR Woody. ❞

He flashed Woody a small grin, trying his best to REASSURE him. Hagan knew that he’d want to keep all of the intelligence that he’s gained. After all, who wouldn’t want to have such incredible intellect? But the last thing he wanted was to see Woody so down on himself about it.

❝ Don’t let some stupid HELMET define who you are, alright? Besides, I kinda miss your MULLET. ❞

If he had to chose someone to LEAD this group, it would be Hagan. Sure, the man wasn’t i d e a l, nor EXPERIENCED with a leader position, but he was the only thing that really held the team together. He was far better for the position than Zachary, that was for sure. Even if the name had come from him, Hagan was the GLUE holding them together. He trusted the man with his life. He hadn’t failed them so far.

Woody let a s o f t smile play on his lips as he nodded, letting his gaze drop for a moment. He did want the helmet off. But he didn’t want to lose what he’d gained.HOWEVER, at the same time, he knew it was hurting him too.

❛ I just don’t want to go back to being the IDIOT of the town. I LIKE who I am. I can help. I don’t want to be u s e l e s s . ❜

#lazershield #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )#( Gosh. I love this tbh. )#( just so many feels. )#( these two )

lazerdiick:

Guy couldn’t walk down a corridor without being bodily assaulted nowadays, it was just sad. But he’d promised he wouldn’t start shit on the base, which was mildly irritating to keep up when the soldiers acted like he and the rest of lazer team were morons not worth the government funding. Which stung just a little. Pursed lips and narrowed eyes for a brief moment, before he’d taken a step back with a sigh. IT would be a bit of a dick move to take his anger out on Woody, dude apologised an everything. And if he was being honest, he had the WORST new attachment to deal with too.

“ Whatever man, just y’know be more careful. Some of these tin soldiers might not be so forgivin’ yeah? What are you doing all the way out here anyway, thought your tests were over for the day? ”

Woody could understand the stress Zachary was under. After all, the world was depending on them. They were earth’s protectors now. And while he may not be the leader, a lot of the responsibility was put on Zach. As well as Hagan. Their tests were the most rigorous. They did the most training. Woody had seen how the other soldiers treated him. And he knew Zachary’s temper. It was no surprise he was on edge. He honestly didn’t blame him.

❛ It’s fine. ❜ Woody say, giving a small smile. ❛ I should have been paying attention. ❜ He glanced around, squinting at the glare on his helmet before shrugging. ❛ Didn’t feel like being inside. Figured I could test out a few things on my own. Without being watched and monitored and all that. Less stress that way. ❜

#lazerdiick #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )

@dxllwithagvn

❝ it's not your fault that they hover. ❞

❛ It’s like they’re just WAITING for me to screw up. ❜

#dxllwithagvn #( verse. ┇ ❛ мy мιnd ιѕ мy weapon ❜ → мaιn )#( that posted on accident. Whoops. )

God I am so happy for all the Lazer Team blogs!! I’m sorry I’m so slow over here right now. I’ve been swamped with replies over at @ofroosterteeth. But I’m going to get the ones I owe here today. <3

#( ooc. ┇ ✖ тaĸιng тнe нelмeт oғғ ✖ )#( -happy flailing- )#( Let me love you all. )

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