reverse fate @helmetsandsticks - Tumblr Blog

sidsrockingchair

stuckinnet

DORK!!!

puckdropping

sid watching geno at his first few training camps in 2006

badangle

yes it is

rinkrats

“the old Just For Men right here…”: Sidney Crosby and his ‘couple’ greys and whites

tysonhos

first post-break post-loss striptease

goatisbetheres

i’m actually crying… he puts the ass in weapon of mass destruction

majorroughing

he is a parody of himself

burn-brighter-than-fire

This is the most niche thing on the planet I can relate to. I used to work at the men’s store in town that he came to a lot and one time he came in chose a ton of clothes, left to get a haircut and grab cash on the way even though it was a massive purchase, then came back and just laid down on the rug and played with the owners dog while highschool me was fangirling so fucking hard (this was like a decade ago). This man had all his clothes out and ready to be bought but spent an extra 20 minutes baby talking to the service dog and asking me about college apps then tripped getting up and made a joke about being a professional athlete in a dangerous sport but almost breaking his jaw off the boutique desk

behindallthings

rinkrats

he gets on the plane, eats your snacks, then immediately falls asleep

doingdathockey

noted napper sidney crosby

stuckinnet

rinkrats

It was a mozzarella stick that nearly did Sidney Crosby in.

Sitting in a local restaurant a couple weeks back, the Pittsburgh Penguins captain knew that he was in trouble immediately after biting into the breading with a broken jaw full of smashed teeth. In fact, he had to reach into his throat and pry out the hot rubbery cheese to keep from choking on it. As you might imagine, it was a harrowing experience.

“I did choke on a mozzarella stick,” Crosby said. “I thought I’d be OK with that a few weeks in. I couldn’t really chew, but I figured it was pretty soft. I forgot how thick the cheese is, and it was pretty hot. I was sitting next to Mo (Brenden Morrow). We were out eating, and he looked over and I was pulling this cheese out of my throat. It was pretty funny.”

happy birthday, sidney crosby

rinkrats

happy birthday, sidney crosby: certified goober

+bonus:

suiheisen

“you just turned… 35?” “🤨 you were gonna go 36 there… eh???”

no escape for him now… happy 36th 🏆

bonus: 2010 vs 2022

lowcenterofgravity

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM

rinkrats

sidney crosby vs technology (2020 to 2021)

rinkrats

It was a weeknight game at the Cole Harbour community hockey rink just outside of Dartmouth, N.S., back in 1995. I was there to watch Sidney Crosby.

I interviewed the future star in the changing room. He was so little and was as cute as a bug. His feet didn’t touch the ground and he swung his legs back and forth during the interview.

I asked him if he hoped to make it to the NHL. He was polite and soft-spoken and thoughtful with his answers. There was no seven-year-old bravado or delusion of greatness.

“They say you have to do your best and work hard and things will happen. You can make it if you try,” he said.

and now he’s played 1000 games in the NHL…