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Yo WhEnever I see Sean spicer I start bursting into laughter but also feel nauseous bc he is literally always getting shit on like at these press conferences it’s sooooooooo FUCKIN funny and stressful like you know when the miserable dude that is the manager at the McDonald’s down the block has to come out from his office aka the family bathroom stall w his visor and nametag all emotionless like “I am sorry if ur Big Mac only had one patty. It is our goal here to give u two delicious patties. Please take this coupon for a free chicken nugget . Chicken nugget machine broke. It is our goal here to fix it and provide u w ur

stella doesn't really like andy warhol but does really like me so she tagged along. // ##portlandartmuseum #andywarhol (at Portland Art Museum)

#portlandartmuseum #andywarhol

Cleo really likes seeing what's going on outside but really hates humans walking by seeing her. Pretty intelligent solution if you ask me. //cleo (at Laurelhurst Park)

Look at these beautiful creatures // #cleo #genghis (at Laurelhurst Park)

#genghis #cleo

Hello friends if you're ever feeling down I recommend getting a pet. This is Ghengis who most of you know. I adopted him when I got together with Stella and let me tell you, he really fucking lifts me up. That is all. // #itsgonnabeokay (at Laurelhurst Park)

#itsgonnabeokay