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@helsingblooded
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀—— ✟ YOU'RE DEAD && OUT OF THIS WORLD
selective GUILLERMO DE LA CRUZ of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS portrayed by ROU .
crossover && oc friendly / literate && descriptive , banter friendly / multiship / 18+ content + some potentially triggering topics
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insp.
I ‘ M JUST ANOTHER SCHLUB DRIVING AROUND BROOKLYN , WITH A BUNCH OF JARS FULL OF SEMEN .
selective && mild canon divergent GUILLERMO DE LA CRUZ penned by ROU
helsingblooded:
“ i’m home … i brought flowers . ”
“Oh, flowers!… wait, are we having visitors?”
" NO , master . i just thought they might . . . liven the place up a bit . " because it smells like a MORGUE && a gloryhole all at the same time in this god forsaken house . not a good mix . a sheepish chuckle . " i thought it might also be a , uh , nice little gesture . "
" i'm home . . . i brought flowers . "
ooc // IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I SWEAR
ooc // i lied 😞
ooc // IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I SWEAR
"Guillermo, I got the brain rots. Am I sick? is it contagious? you should probably stay away."
" the —— the BRAINROTS ? . . . um . do you FEEL sick , master ? maybe you should try sleeping it off ! "
❝ the hours you keep! it’s like living with a vampire. ❞
" HAHA . . . you have NO idea . "
fright night (2011) sentence starters
❝ hey, kid. don’t leer at the neighbors. ❞
❝ i’m tired of making excuses for you, ____. ❞
❝ you, me, ill-fitting tuxedo. the whole thing, you know? ❞
❝ wow. am i supposed to not even speak to you anymore? ❞
❝ i’d invite you guys inside, but it’s a mess. ❞
❝ where the hell have you been? ❞
❝ ____’s a dracula? ❞
❝ he’s a real monster, and he’s not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. he’s the fucking shark from jaws. ❞
❝ i seriously am so angry you think i read twilight. ❞
❝ she’s undeniably doable, yes, i will give you that, but we used to make fun of her and her friends. ❞
❝ you know when my life started to get better? when i stopped being friends with you. ❞
❝ you bit off more than you can chew. ❞
❝ there are a lot of bad people out there, ____. everyone’s got to look after his own business. ❞
❝ the hours you keep! it’s like living with a vampire. ❞
❝ i can’t answer a million questions right now. will you just trust me? ❞
❝ he started collecting tarots and ouijas. gateway stuff. now scholars call him for answers. ❞
❝ too much for you? do you want a shirley temple? ❞
❝ you want to know how to kill a vampire? seriously? ❞
❝ i am so far down the rabbit hole. ❞
❝ you’re a nut job. ❞
❝ people see what they want to see. ❞
❝ all right, ditch the weed. i’m cool. ❞
❝ i need you to just forget about me, okay? i’m not going to let you get hurt. i’m sorry. ❞
❝ i’d rather not take this to the authorities, but i will. i have no choice. ❞
❝ this is seriously not okay, ____! ❞
❝ i told you, he’s a fucking vampire! ❞
❝ did i kill him? ❞
❝ what the hell do you think you’re doing? ❞
❝ you shouldn’t have been so nosy. ❞
❝ i will fuck myself! someone’s got to do it. ❞
❝ ____ came to me, and i turned my back on him. ❞
❝ i just really wanted you to like me, that’s all. ❞
❝ i like you. because you’re different. ❞
❝ don’t expect me to join your little scooby gang. ❞
❝ ebay. i order things late at night when i’ve had a few cocktails… ❞
❝ if you have a problem, just keep it with me, okay? ❞
❝ god, you are such a pussy. ❞
❝ we’re going to be okay. all right? ❞
❝ if you hadn’t turned out to be such a dick, i might have tricked you out. ❞
❝ i expected more of a fight from you, ____. ❞
❝ we got some catching up to do, my friend. ❞
❝ it’s just you and me now, buddy. mano a mano. ❞
❝ bone is a motherfucker. it’s hard to cut. ❞
❝ it could be like a dream. ❞
❝ he’s dangerous. you have to help me. that guy’s going to kill her. ❞
❝ i’m going to end him, or he’s going to end me. ❞
❝ don’t you understand this yet? there will be no fighting. there will only be surviving. ❞
❝ the only reason i survived the last time i because i had the sense to hide. ❞
❝ if you want to be a dead hero, good for you. i’m out. ❞
❝ you think i’m a coward. i’m not. i’m a realist. ❞
❝ i don’t want to live ’til tomorrow if you’re the kind of man i’m going to be. ❞
❝ what do you think is down there? ❞
❝ like a great date— you get me drunk, i’ll try anything! ❞
❝ oh, shit. i may not be drunk enough for this. ❞
❝ you know this is a trap, right? ❞
❝ you’ve got your mother’s eyes. ❞
❝ we could be together forever. ❞
❝ what were you thinking, ____? ❞
❝ that’s your plan?! ❞
❝ that was a fucked-up night. ❞
❝ if you’re naked, i’m absolutely going to look. ❞
❝ don’t do anything i wouldn’t do! ❞
‘that was too fucking close for comfort.’
" i'm SORRY . i - i didn't MEAN to try && hurt you ! it just HAPPENS . "
‘this is not a joke! it says it in many places.’ From melvina
" yes , that's what they WANT you to think , melvina , " guillermo's growing more && more impatient with her ( he's beginning to QUESTION whether or not she was truly adopted && not THEIR biological offspring ) " they perform these fake pranks to get attention on the internet . but , none of it's real . they're all actors . "
"Would you kill a vampire for me? maybe a certain vampire that's really loud and real and real annoying? Make it look like an accident."
" would that vampire happen to be NADJA ? " of course it is . he can hear their yelling from across the residence ( nevermind the fact that he's been actively LISTENING to it , as well , to ensure BOTH of their safety ) " if so , the answer has to be NO . . i was appointed to PROTECT the vampiric council —— that includes nadja , master . "
ooc;; crying because nandor is guillermo’s special little princess.
@helsingblooded cont.
“Wouldn’t you like to know?”
“ actually . . . i WOULD . “ his voice deliberate , what HE envisions to be COOL && collected —— like an action hero or HER , for example .
{ @helsingblooded ;; cont.
“Of course I’m wining, I’m always winning. Do you forget who I am?” Was he getting a bit obsessed with the game? if asked, he would say no, but how many hours had he be holding that flat smart device by now?
HE'S ENDEARING , IN HIS OWN WAY . or , he's wearing rose-colored glasses . maybe it's stockholm syndrome . either way , guillermo's TOUCHED . " no , master , of course not , " STILL has to treat him delicately , it stopped being DEGRADING years ago , now it's habit . " i was just wondering when i could have my ipad back , master . "
