The Illustrious Lord Cooler

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[the-lord-cooler]

Greetings my lord!

I hope that you have been well. A question, if I may ask? Do you have a favourite food or a treat?

I like shellfish. The meat is savory.

((ooc holy shit I didn't see this one! I never get notifications for asks and I just haven't been checking on my side blogs sorry!))

[the-lord-cooler]

Hi my name is beanbun and I'm interested in your lifestyle. Can you please tell me about yourself?

Describe myself? I'm not entirely sure what you mean by that, however I shall answer your question by telling you my usual daily routine.

It almost always starts with breakfast with my elite soldiers and my boyfriend. Then I read reports and my schedule, which from there turns into meetings with diplomats and managers within the empire or the neverending mountain of paperwork on my desk.

We usually secure a dozen or so planets in a day when not traveling between star clusters.

And throughout the day my partner comes to *ahem* distract me from my work...

*off screen giggling*

Er- as I was saying I... Uhm... I have to go-

[the-lord-cooler]

Frieza: Hello, brother. I suppose it’s been a moment since we last spoke. I’m merely checking in to make sure you’re still alive - I’d much prefer keeping tabs on you than to suddenly hear that you dropped dead somewhere.

Frost: *chuckles* You know, you say that, but I think you’re really just worried about him~ Frieza: I am not! Don’t be ridiculous! Why would I care what happens to him?! I just….prefer being properly informed. That’s all.

Frost: Suuure, whatever you say. Anyway, we hope you’re doing alright. Geliaden too!

-frostyduo

(ooc; I enjoy this running gag a little too much XD)

[the-lord-cooler]

Hey Cooler! I was wondering, have you or Geliaden ever tried any video games before? I mean, I figured neither of you are exactly gamers, especially you, considering you’re busy with other tasks. But still, I’m curious.

Well, my brother had asked some time ago if we had ever heard of this Five Night's At Freddy's.

We have been trying to set some time aside to satisfy his curiosity, but we've been, uhm... Distracted we'll say.

Aside from that, no. Geliaden prefers watching programs rather than play any video games. I believe there was one time a planetary leader was trying to entertain me in some way and sat me in front of what I assume was a gambling machine. It did not hold much appeal. I much prefer winning based on skill, not luck.

(ooc; i have several asks that I want to answer with an image, I just didn't/still don't have the motivation to draw them yet)

[the-lord-cooler]

Lord cooler,what do you think about feminism?

It's an extremely complicated subject, however the basic ideals of equal rights in all aspects, regardless of gender identity and sexuality is a valid desire to have.

Arcosians don't have the same kind of issues many beings in the universe have in regards to the rights of both sexes and identities due to our unique biology- at least within the confines of our own civilization.

However due to the views held by the majority of the universe, we do still face inequality at times. Unfortunately. And as another unfortunate consequence, some of our people have adopted the same ideas as the universe causing friction amongst certain portions of our population.

I would say more however this topic is rather difficult to discuss. Everyone has strong opinions on the matter, and there's always some degree of an "us versus them" mentality that few people know how to exist without. Myself included.

*Ahem*

Having said all that. I support the concept of equality.

[the-lord-cooler]

Hello, Lord Cooler!

I know it’s probably very unlikely, but do you guys happen to celebrate Valentine’s Day? Or some other version of it?

If you don’t know, it’s an Earth holiday that celebrates romance of all couples more or less (although it relies to heavily on providing gifts and etc). Anyway, I only ask because I was curious you had a romantic surprise planned for Geliaden?

(Ooc; When I curb my perfectionism and say "IM GONNA FUKIN DO IT")

[the-lord-cooler]

Hi Lord Cooler!

I was curious about something, do you and Geliaden ever think about having a pet together? I was just curious because it seems your brother and his boyfriend were just given one - a pet cloud strangely enough.

And Frieza actually seems jealous of it lol.

Geliaden: I have the perfect pet... Why would I want another one?

[the-lord-cooler]

Same question I gave to ur brother and his boyfriend

Do you have any hobbies?

Does conquering planets count?

Er, I don't suppose it does... no, I really have hobbies. My boyfriend does however, he enjoys making clothes. He's quite good at it too. He once made an outfit entirely of sequins. He glimmered like a radiant star. *Smiles*

[the-lord-cooler]

Frieza: Hello, “dearest” brother. I merely came to say I wish you and your partner a Happy New Year and such - that’s what I’m supposed to say, yes?

Frost: Yes, and mean it too. No sarcasm.

Frieza: *sigh* Yes, dear….

Frost: Don’t mind him, Cooler. He’s just frustrated cause his New Year’s resolution is to be nicer to you.

Frieza: On that note, I don’t suppose you and Geliaden have any New Year’s resolutions? I’d be quite curious to hear them.

-frostyduo

Ahh. Happy New Year to you as well, little brother.

Do we have any resolutions? I suppose it's counts that Geliaden wants me to make an effort to relax a little more often. That sounds rather counter intuitive, however I don't mind giving it a try.

Geliaden's resolution is to back off the sweets a little.

[the-lord-cooler]

Frost: Hello Cooler. I hope your partner is still feeling better. You may or may not have heard that I’m not feeling well - including why I’m not feeling way. And frankly the entire situation has left me rather….conflicted.

So, I would like some advice. I’ve somewhat assumed you and Geliaden are - and I say this in the most mature way I can - “intimately active”.

And I wanted to ask both of you….how do you know when to take such a big step together? How can you identify it’s the right time for both of you?

-frostyduo

*blushes profusely* Ah, th-that's- ahem...

You know I can't quite remember when we first decided to... be intimate, but it was... mostly brought on by Geliaden's promoting...

I, ahm... He's usually the one who initiates things. Usually he does so when I'm a little to focused on my work... Or when he simply wants to, uhm... oh how does he say it..? Er- when he wishes to show me his affection.

*Clears throat* I hope I've given you some good advice, I have work to do and Geliaden still requires my attention and uhm...

Good evening.

[the-lord-cooler]

Frost: I had asked about this before, but I understand this silly media platform somehow got them deleted. So as I mentioned before, perhaps Geliaden is avoiding sweets because of a dental problem? I can’t imagine he’d want all those annoying (and frankly rather frightening) tools in his mouth.

I apologize it’s just me responding at the moment. Frieza and I are using different devices to respond on Tumblr, since I’m….not feeling well. But anyway, that’s my assumption about Geliaden’s issue - in which I insist you encourage him to see a dentist.

-frostyduo

I've asked him and he's says that it has nothing to do with his teeth... Of course I'm putting it more nicely than he said it- I do believe him though.

And I don't want to talk about the doctors anymore. It- ah- did not go over well.

[the-lord-cooler]

Is Geliaden feeling better? Did you ever find out what was causing him to not feel well?

He seems to be feeling better lately, his appetite is back although he's still avoiding sweets.

And unfortunately no. He still refuses to let a physician to see him... But as long as he feels better I can accept that.

[the-lord-cooler]

((ooc; omfg TUMBLR I had drafted a response to an ask and it wouldn't let me edit it again for some reason and like the big dumb I am I did not screenshot it before getting frustrated and deleting it. ))

[the-lord-cooler]

Geliaden is not feeling well. He's not eating, and when he does he's avoiding sweets, which is unusual.

I have tried encouraging him to see the physician on the ship, however he is reluctant to do so. It has me worried about him. You earthlings would not happen to... have any advice for me would you?

[the-lord-cooler]

Hello Lord Cooler!

I hope you’ve been doing alright lately. I wanted to ask a question. Do you and your boyfriend ever want to have kids some day? Obviously not right now, but someday in the future.

Ahh, children. Yes, we do intend to have a few children. In time. Geliaden is rather fond of children. I myself don't always know what to do with them, I wasn't all that good in dealing with Frieza when he was little- although I cannot compare any other children to him.

However while I find myself... unsure of my ability to raise children, Geliaden assured me I would pick up the skills necessary once the time came.

[the-lord-cooler]

Frost: Hello Cooler. I was just a little curious how long you and Geliaden have been together? Frieza indicates that’s it’s been for awhile.

Frieza: Indeed. I know it’s at least been over a year, but I simply can’t remember how long you two have been together. I’ve been far too busy with empires duties to keep track.

-frostyduo

My that's an interesting question. We've been together for quite a while... Technically... with a bit of a break somewhere in there *clears throat*

For the record though we'll say shortly after Frieza was named emperor by our father.

[frostyduo]

Geliaden is laughing at the tale of how you got sick little brother.

And frankly so am I.

However we do wish a speedy recovery for you, Frieza.

-TheLordCooler

Frieza: *frowns* I feel as if you messaged us just to insult me.

Frost: *chuckles* Frieza, you gotta admit, it’s kinda funny. Besides, he said he hopes you recover well.

Frieza: And why should I believe that’s sincere? *cough*

Frost: Because believe it or not, not everyone seems to hate your guts - even your brother. Not entirely, anyway. So you should be happy he still seems to care enough to message you.

Frieza: ….*sigh* I suppose….