Sims Sycho 100

and everyone is gay. i don't make the rules || follows from @teeny-human || off hiatus: these daily updates are a lie

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quadruple birthday for jonathan, eurydice, benevolent, and benvolio

benevolent is not amused by the plain white cake they got

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“it’s time to divorce dad he’s a whore”

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good god keep your alcohol locked away please

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you break curfew once and someone DIES

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get this kid to a therapist

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young benevolent exhibiting some very malevolent behaviour

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thus begins the childhood trauma

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despite being the actual gen 10 heir, i think this is our first good look at benevolent platt hawke

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some things never change

leone is still a hoe

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aaaaaaand this is what happens when i forget about the cowplant

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dear jonathan is trying to tell us in unsubtle terms that he is a Catch

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i hear the rocks and stones

echoing our song

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can’t burn if i’m in water

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HAH

so i didn’t forget to feed our cowplant after all

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come on

how can you not love E hawke

she’s a whole cutie

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benvolio platt hawke’s nosferatu vampire teeth have not yet grown in...

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this guy spent a meaningless life chasing that red velvet rope

the grim reaper couldn’t even get in to the VIP section to reap his soul properly