TROPHY WIFE OF THE MURDER-POPE

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[3rdniggafromthesun]

[bassiter]

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Take Me To Church by Hozier except he’s practicing it alone in the front of an empty cathedral, while you watch, hidden, from far behind the pews. He’s at least physically alone, because when you search for the source of the backing vocals, you see no one else. 

[0ctaslash-moved]

i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die

excuse me todd? are you going to answer for modeling a kink bed todd?

[0ctaslash-moved]

i can only imagine Alvar seeing this and being like “okay i’m into some shit but. really? built in to the damn bed?”

[anancientmariner]

Bud, you still haven’t spotted the Horker tusk under the bed huh

Or the leather strips, or the potion of Vigor

[0ctaslash-moved]

THE TUSK?????

[anancientmariner]

the tusk.

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[neotheresa]

Y’all forgot to mention the leather harness she apparently ordered from Grelka

[0ctaslash-moved]

i am never entering riften again

[rppanda]

My muse will be accepting 10 personal questions. All answered with 100% honesty.

[xanadus-kira]

Matilda knows.

[skrtt-deactivated20170131]

[sumetal]

if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not

[obviousplant]

Just my two cents

[hemoskittish-blog]

IT’S BEEN 80 SWEEPS, WHAT’S UP SLUTS?

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[medusabraids]

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

[tank-girll-deactivated20191211]

[letskeeplifesimple]

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[214214214214]

be gentle with each other’s hearts

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

i lov silly women. all my respect to dumbass wacky girls

[peinde]

Since my ass is gone, I may as w)(ale s)(ow you all w)(at I did wit)( my )(air!