viictiim of a catch 22

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[albertserra]

This one does hurt I won’t lie

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[cannibalcomputer]

[jackscarab]

[imagineleonkennedy]

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

[drizzlingtears]

no offence to the people on this site but what the fuck is wrong with everybody

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[twin-armageddons]

twoesday

[twin-armageddons]

had two log back iin ju2t two celebrate.

[chemicalexposure-deactivated202]

happy 2sday everyone. it is the 2nd day of the 2nd month of the 22nd year and it is tuesday

[twin-armageddons]

coming back 2 ur old rp account like

[glados-boyfriend-girlfriend]

[april]

bee house. house for bees. bees, in the house, for the bees. a house constructed with bees in mind, a house made to house bees. it’s a house, and it’s the bees’ - it’s a bee house

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

that gamer feel when……ur gaming

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

explain

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

only gamers will get this

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

[sneakyfeets]

Things I have not been suspended from WoW for:

Changing core game files to evade the NSFW filter and naming my characters Fart, Lesbian, Stud, ect

Abusing RAF to enter a Druid-only area and making mass LFG groups for other people to do the same

Hacking through walls and going under areas to loot arena-PVP treasureboxes where I can’t be targeted

Untargetable hunter pets

Kiting AOE cone mobs around for hours to kill people in the sanctuary on Timeless Isle

Breaking the no-xp block for Random BGs, thus letting my unkillable level 19 goblin hunter twink decimate the Alliance in WSG for months

Obtaining the mog of every single piece of buyable PVP gear in WoD for free

Transmogging Corrupted Ashbringer, Rhok’delar, ect onto items for characters who never obtained them

Killing myself in Brawler’s guild when the fight starts to register a free win and skipping all the way up to Rank 10

Repeatedly dropping out of ToES LFR with a WIDE aoe debuff that procs just as I rezone into MG Goldshire, mass-killing all the level 1 ERPers instantly

Flying under the world to get to Quel’thelas, Old (empty) Naxx, Karazhan Crypts

What I have been suspended for:

Naming this thing Fleshlight

[jiubilant]

skyrim was named for its prodigious yogurt

[jiubilant]

to elaborate: one of the main dairy foodstuffs produced by norse farmers in the viking era was a reputedly-delicious yogurt called "skyr." if we assume that the "-im" suffix in "skyrim" is analogous to the english "-land," we can (and SHOULD) reasonably conclude that "skyrim" translates to "yogurtland"

[programmerhumour]

Naming every computer ever

[phii2hiing]

reblog to take away @nepeta-leijon‘2 riight2 2peciifiically

[love-medusanon]

what if hermaeus mora, but googly eyes?